1. Never tell all you know...
2. ...

if you have a 2.5 year old and a talking parrot they will have conversations together

and if Snow White becomes your 2.5 year old's favorite movie of the week ......
Your parrot is going to say "Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho" and start to whistle



Last edited by Vick at Nov 16 2003, 12:44 PM

If you ever want to scare the kid , whack the parrot.
If you wanna scare everyone ,whack your own kid.

:yowsa: :agrin: :yowsa:
:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

never piss off someone you trust; you'll never know when those dirty little secrets will come back to haunt you.

Trust no one.

May I formally nominate this picture for the next caption contest?

So many punch lines.. so little time. :bdance:

oh and I forgot my tip..

Never poke a stick at anything bigger than you..

unless its Anthony.

You people fucking crack me up :agrin:

It is never too late to have a happy childhood............

Don't fry bacon in the nude.

don't spit in the wind,
don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger,
and you don't....


:rokk:

Relax, don't do it. When you want to come.

1. Don't stick a wet dick into an electrical socket.

2. Don't stick a dry dick into an electrical socket.

3. If you can stick your dick into an electrical socket, go get yourself a new dick.

:moon:

Anthony goes to Hollywood???? :D

Anthony goes to Hollywood???? :D[/b][/quote]
You don't know how uncannily true that statement is... :D

The grass is always greener......





In Humboldt County.......... :yowsa:

How about some common sense ones?

Only buy Western Digital hard drives if you value your data.
Always rent Xbox games from Blockbuster before blowing $50 on a game that sucks.
Chameleon Submitter beats the others hands down.
Learn to get away from the computer without feeling guilty for not working.
Cooking twice as much as you need and freezing half of it will save you tons on fast food and taste a hell of a lot better.

If things seem to be getting too heavy...
-Go find a sleeping baby. Watch closely for as long as possible.
-Lay down in the grass and stare at the clouds.
-Buy a coloring book and crayons. Use them.
-Remember, life is terminal. Everything else is cake compared to that.

I was at the beach the other day (Oregon Coast) hahahha, and I was spitting into the wind and laughing as it flew back behind me.. My wife laughed when one almost hit me... Luckily I have quick reflexes..
Its amazing how I find excitement in the most stupid things after sitting in and office for too long..

Media

Get a Marine fish tank and just sit and watch it for a while










with a nice cold beer if possible :okthumb:

Pretend to be deaf when asked "Do these pants make my ass look fat"

There is no correct answer. ;-)))

There is but "no your fat makes your ass look fat" isn't recommended :D

One good turn .........
Gets most of the blankets


If the shoe fits ........
Find another one just like it

LOL
Neither is giggling ;-)))

There is but "no your fat makes your ass look fat" isn't recommended :D[/b][/quote]
Dangerous words for you also are "No, it's just baby fat" :awinky:

Dangerous words for you also are "No, it's just baby fat" :awinky:[/b][/quote]
lol I found that out at 16 weeks, no such thing as fat in my house anymore :blink: :unsure: