you pick the course and i'll even give u a handicap...my father, paul messner, god bless his soul, was on teh senior pga tour...

Vooman maybe you're right...since i'm 23 and been engaged 4 times (single now)!!!

you pick the course and i'll even give u a handicap...my father, paul messner, god bless his soul, was on teh senior pga tour...[/b][/quote]
umm, I think ulfie has been challenged :)

umm, I think ulfie has been challenged :)[/b][/quote]
dan, you want to be the ref?

when u getting ur ass down here anyway?

dan, you want to be the ref?

when u getting ur ass down here anyway?[/b][/quote]
hell ref, I wanta play.....I've got a big driver and a couple of balls :yowsa:


I should be in the greater south florida area in about 12-14 days

mikew, you ready :)

single by choice

Ya know, if you guys would stop aiming towards the beautiful young girls, you'd find average women who appreciate good men and are disgusted by the bad boys........... :P[/b][/quote]
Stop trying to ruin our fun.

:yowsa:

If I wasn't single, I'd never be allowed anywhere near GonZo....

you pick the course and i'll even give u a handicap...my father, paul messner, god bless his soul, was on teh senior pga tour...[/b][/quote]
heh, that made my night and I'm having a really BAD night. (mom took a nasty spill and I spent the last 7 hours in the hospital with her) When I make it back to Florida I'll take you up on the deal. :)

I been single for 4 months or so now, first time in around 12 years for the most part.

I have to say, with all honesty, I dig it. Perhaps a little too much. No yammering at me, no having to explain myself, no god damn woman head games, no listening to their non stop chatter about shit you could fucking care less about.

No sex sucks for about 20 minutes, until I punch the clown, listen to some christian ska, and get the poison out of my system.

not single, but consider myself as much.

like I said, it's a crime against humanity to limit myself to one great girl. they should all have a chance. not that I don't love my gf very much, I love her, but want to and do fuck other girls. no biggie.

i'm single but i do get some ass

just got back from Santa Barbara where there are lotsa sluts :rokk:

Maybe you should try living someplace else besides one of the most gay cities in the US. :rolleyes:

Personally I like being single, no head games and I can do WTF I want when I want without having to explain a fucking thing to anyone. :nyanya:

LOL

Until she loves you and fucks someone else.

Seen it happen before. It's funny.

Very nice words Vooman, and I have the same feelings.

I'm by far not boring, just a little bit shy towards women
for whatever reason. After the ice is broken, It's no
problem, just getting past that first step is a bitch.

Vooman maybe you're right...since i'm 23 and been engaged 4 times (single now)!!![/b][/quote]
I wouldnt exactly call sleeping with a guy on the first date
an engagement.

:P

I wouldnt exactly call sleeping with a guy on the first date
an engagement.

:P[/b][/quote]
I think it's safe to say you can now scratch another female off your list of prospective women...... :nyanya:

Voodooman,

I'm pretty much the same way. If I'm attracted to someone I can become very quiet, but once I get past that I'm okay. And don't get me wrong, I'm not anti relationship at all. I've had some wonderful relationships. But for the first time in my life I don't have anyone depending on me or expecting things from me and I kind of like it... Not answering to anyone is nice for a change.

Now Peaches, I would think you knew me better than that. Don't you be lumping me in with that crowd. :headwall:

very single. 18 months in, and finally beginning to enjoy it. before that, it was about 10 years of always being involved with someone - it's quite a change.

I have been telling everyone that for years now, then one day I woke
up and found out I've been lying to myself and everyone else.

Sorry, but there isnt NO WAY in hell my hand is as good as even
the sluttiest of sluts. Just not enough experience I guess.

:P

heh, that made my night and I'm having a really BAD night. (mom took a nasty spill and I spent the last 7 hours in the hospital with her) When I make it back to Florida I'll take you up on the deal. :)[/b][/quote]
Ulfie,

Sorry to hear about your mom, and I hope she is doing better.

I wouldnt exactly call sleeping with a guy on the first date
an engagement.

:P[/b][/quote]
Voodoo, I get more chicks than you! I've even bought you lap dances at the local titty bars, but you are still to shy to take the next step.

I think it's safe to say you can now scratch another female off your list of prospective women...... :nyanya:[/b][/quote]
ahh she was not a prospect at all. See, she is the fucked up
type of girl that likes the bad boys, I dont fit her profile or
business model whatsoever.

I have always been a relationship type of guy. I don't really care
for the one night stands, which I guess pretty much makes me
'unique'? haha


After my divorce, being that it ended on good terms, I didnt
have a tough time with it, but never really got used to being
by myself. I don't mind the bs that goes along with a relationship,
in the end, if your happy thats all that matters, at least I guess so
anyways.

Voodoo, I get more chicks than you! I've even bought you lap dances at the local titty bars, but you are still to shy to take the next step.[/b][/quote]
Oh come now Mary, if you want to insult me, feel free, but at least
bring something other than gloating to the table.

You can get guys, chicks whatever because you don't care about
yourself. Period.

Voodoo, I get more chicks than you! I've even bought you lap dances at the local titty bars, but you are still to shy to take the next step.[/b][/quote]
There is NO sex in the champaigne room.

:P

Voodooman! Off the top ropes!

It's Pandemonium!



:D

Have you tried that technique? Sometimes 'targeted marketing' works best... :biglaugh:

Meni,

Next time, when you don't miss your flight, you'll have to bring it to me![/b][/quote]
I'm moving Jan 1 to Deerfield I think

Someone outta tell the girls this :lol:

Someone outta tell the girls this :lol:[/b][/quote]
What? There IS sex in vip rooms?

I gave this chick 500 bucks, and all
I got was this louse tshirt that says,
This idiot just gave a stripper 500 bucks
for small talk in the vip room @ Solid Gold
North Miami.

I thought I was getting a good deal since
I got the tshirt.

I'm pleading the 5th on this, but I don't own any strip club T-shirts

boys boys boys
You pick up strippers, when you DO NOT BUY DANCES
do not become a customer
if you got game, your personality, sense of humor, looks, will find someone some night who will party after work, FREE
Sure drink with the dancers. Thats fine.
and Kirk, stop visiting the A clubs
too hard to pull someone out, they are making too much $$$
pompano
booby trap
ask Donny

Next time get a hooker - cheaper and guaranteed sex. :okthumb:

I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a stripper tells you.
There is NO SEX in the champagne room

Oh, there's CHAMPAGNE in the champagne room
But you don't want champagne...
You want SEX!
And there's NO SEX in the champagne room

:D

Heard this on the radio this morning.. this guy has some real issues with marriage and American women.. http://nomarriage.com - for the record I am married and I this site does not reflect my views.

Single, been with girlfriend who is in the biz for 6 months....we're happy single, in the biz and playing with new cuties...forget marriage, people change from having fun to bitching about all kinds of shit

duh...only about soft one!
;-))))

Too bad you are 20 years too young..........hahahahahahaha

I have never figured out why you are still single. Too bad I don't have an elgible daughter to fix you up with. I would love to have you for a son-in-law.

Oh well, I cherish the hugs anyway :D

Voodooman

I'm sure there is some nice young (or old) man here on oprano who will take pity on you and give you a mercy fuck. All you have to do is let go of the closet rail and come out into the world, be yourself we all know you are gay. Wake up it's ok to be gay these days.
All the girls know you are gay that's why you are only friends with them.