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BradShaw 06-24-2003 10:47 PM

I am groomzilla. Watch for a fox special. Sequel to the smash hit bridezilla. You aint seen nothing yet.

Sword 06-24-2003 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy@Jun 24 2003, 05:16 PM
OK, I tried signing up with IE and it worked...the form doesn't seem to like Netcape :(
Beep Beep Beep... Newsflash!! The last person on Earth using Netscape has been positively identified....

We now return you to your regular broadcast.

:P

slavdogg 06-24-2003 10:58 PM

Brad, just for comparison purposes.

How much is the whole wedding gonna cost, and how many people ?


and while at it, send me a bottle of cristal rose :)

BradShaw 06-24-2003 11:07 PM

We are doing small, about 75 people. Makes it easy, we both have small families, and I have like 4 friends. As far as costs, meeting with the wedding planner we hired tomorrow, will have more of an idea after that.

Peaches 06-25-2003 12:05 AM

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Originally posted by Mike AI@Jun 24 2003, 05:48 PM
Peaches you really need to start a thread...

I am confused, what exactly is it? advertising? going to be paid per view or click or conversion based?

Sorry - just saw this (got caught up in the bachelor/wedding talk :awinky: )


Guaranteed Issue Insurance:
$45 per completed application sent out every 2 weeks (with cycles starting on the 1st and 15th - the standard stuff).
This can ONLY be offered on Non-adult sites and/or mailers using adult opt in mailings, but NO adult offerings on the same email.

Nationwide Voicemail:

$12.95 per month for the customer, with the first month free and if they go to the 2nd month, they get a $500 catalogue shopping spree. Good selling point, IMHO!
3 different options for payouts:
1) $2 per month per active account starting with the 2nd month (since the first one's free) paid out 120 days out.
2) $.50 per signup, checks sent out every two weeks, AND $1 a month per active account starting with the 2nd month, paid 120 days out.
3) $1 per signup, checks sent out every two weeks, AND $.50 a month per active account starting with the 2nd month, paid 120 days out.
This can be used on non-adult and/or adult opt in mailings AND on non-adult and adult sites.

I'm headed off to read some Harry Potter and then to bed - since it's just rolling out, I know we're looking for some folks (especially mailers) to test the waters and can probably cut some good deals :) Email me at webmaster at onlinebeach dot com and we'll work something out! :rokk:

Timon 06-25-2003 12:45 AM

Just curious, does the article say RB peddles porn for a living? :-)

cj 06-25-2003 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw@Jun 24 2003, 10:15 PM
We are doing small, about 75 people. Makes it easy, we both have small families, and I have like 4 friends. As far as costs, meeting with the wedding planner we hired tomorrow, will have more of an idea after that.
so far you sound a lot like another full of himself groom i know of whose bride woke up 3 weeks before the wedding and realized she was marrying a stupid cunt - the novelty of the rich part wore off eventually when she realized she was nothing but a handbag and the wedding was nothing but a career move.

you are so predictable brad ... you can hide away in your big house with your dust gathering toys that you only buy to show other people how much money you have and try to pretend you are somebody ... you can manipulate your girlfriends/fiancee's/hookers into thinking you are god ...

but when you take away all your expensive stuff and your flashy lifestyle, you are just an insecure pile of skin and bones with not a very nice personality ... with nobody around you who actually likes you for who you are.

Bitter?
I wouldn't trade my life for anybody's ... especially not yours.

:okthumb:

MissEve 06-25-2003 01:34 AM

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Originally posted by Peaches@Jun 24 2003, 09:52 PM

Obviously I don't know Laura's parental situation, but I know MY Dad would rather I was married in a $500 wedding he paid for himself than a $1mil+ wedding that someone else paid for.



Damn! My dad would much rather have me get married in a 1 mil wedding someone else paid for!! lol

SykkBoy 06-25-2003 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sword+Jun 24 2003, 09:56 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sword @ Jun 24 2003, 09:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--SykkBoy@Jun 24 2003, 05:16 PM
OK, I tried signing up with IE and it worked...the form doesn't seem to like Netcape :(
Beep Beep Beep... Newsflash!! The last person on Earth using Netscape has been positively identified....

We now return you to your regular broadcast.

:P[/b][/quote]
Yup, the last person on earth to get email worms and virii (oops, never gotten one yet) and the last one to get his homepage jacked....and a browser that points out lazy, sloppy programmers ;-)))

I'm NS4L baby

my old offer still stands, anyone who doesn't want their Netscape traffic, email me or ICQ me and I'll give you the redirect code to put on your sites so you don't have to deal with those pesky netscape surfers...seriously, there are a couple big programs who sites don't work in NS...imagine, sending a surfer to a page hat shows up blank to 5% of your surfers...

anyone up for giving me their traffic since they don't want it anyways??? ;-)

Peaches, I've logged into the webmaster area and I'm still confused, I'll email you about it :)

slavdogg 06-25-2003 03:59 AM

SYkk, you can use explorer and not use MS email client.
i've always used Eudora and never had email worms and virus problems.
It took me a long time to move to IE and i've yet to look back

slavdogg 06-25-2003 04:01 AM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy@Jun 25 2003, 02:59 AM
Peaches, I've logged into the webmaster area and I'm still confused, I'll email you about it :)
Peaches, i am all confused as well
who ever designed that site should be fired

if it wasnt for you, i never would have signed up to that site

Almighty Colin 06-25-2003 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timon@Jun 24 2003, 11:53 PM
Just curious, does the article say RB peddles porn for a living? :-)
No, it doesn't. Lists him as "Publisher, Razor Magazine".

Nice pic of him too. Sweet shirt.

Peaches 06-25-2003 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy@Jun 25 2003, 03:59 AM
Peaches, I've logged into the webmaster area and I'm still confused, I'll email you about it :)
Quote:

Peaches, i am all confused as well
who ever designed that site should be fired

if it wasnt for you, i never would have signed up to that site

If it makes you feel any better (which it won't :rolleyes: ), I've been complaining about the site from day 1. Dealing with salespeople and programmers who aren't webmasters is NOT fun.

I'm working with them (read: sending copies of complaints, hehehehe) and I honestly want everyone to hit me with ANY problems/complaints/criticisms/etc. and I WILL make sure you're taken care of in the form of special deals :)

Timon 06-25-2003 09:39 AM

Peaches, the best way is to design your own templates, then get a graphics guy to make them pretty and then send it to the programmers and tell them to make it work...

There is only one person that cares 100% about YOUR business and that's YOU ;-)

Peaches 06-25-2003 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timon@Jun 25 2003, 09:47 AM
Peaches, the best way is to design your own templates, then get a graphics guy to make them pretty and then send it to the programmers and tell them to make it work...

There is only one person that cares 100% about YOUR business and that's YOU ;-)

Yeah, I'm finding that out the hard way.

:grrr:

Until they get it set up, I'm going to start approaching it from another angle with people that already have click programs and need products to sell....gotta get to work! :awinky:

LeeNoga 06-25-2003 11:41 AM

Drama Alert! Drama Alert.


http://www.leenoga.com/forums/images...es/popcorn.gif

sarettah 06-25-2003 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Peaches@Jun 25 2003, 08:36 AM
1. Dealing with salespeople and programmers who aren't webmasters is NOT fun.

Peaches... If you decide to fire your programmers give me a shout...

I am a programmer who is a webmaster :)

Peaches 06-25-2003 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarettah+Jun 25 2003, 12:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Jun 25 2003, 12:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Peaches@Jun 25 2003, 08:36 AM
1. Dealing with salespeople and programmers who aren't webmasters is NOT fun.

Peaches... If you decide to fire your programmers give me a shout...

I am a programmer who is a webmaster :)[/b][/quote]
Email me at webmaster at onlinebeach dot com and I'll put you in touch with who I need to put you in touch with (lots of touching goin' on!). :)


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