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Mike AI 03-25-2003 06:10 PM

Forest is a cockblocker - he does not share his girls!!!

voodooman 03-25-2003 06:52 PM

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Originally posted by Anthony+Mar 25 2003, 04:37 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Anthony @ Mar 25 2003, 04:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by -voodooman@Mar 25 2003, 01:39 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Forest
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@Mar 25 2003, 10:56 AM
dude

you want me for a shoot?

Ill come up and fuck on camera for hours

U gotta pay me though

i dont fuck for free anymore

:nyanya:

Should I BMOG? (bring my own girls)

or you have some


Forest,

hmmm No offense, but do you get laid quite often?
:P

Voodooman,

I just got an idea! Go work for Forest! End that nasty streak you got going! :rokk:[/b][/quote]
Im camera shy.

:ph34r:

Forest 03-25-2003 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Mar 25 2003, 03:18 PM
Forest is a cockblocker - he does not share his girls!!!
I know its Horrible of me isnt it

:angry: :yowsa:

kath 03-25-2003 07:39 PM

Cock blocker.
Chubby Chaser.

What's next Oprano? lol Stephen King has his own dictionary, why not Opranonauts? :bdance:

photogregg 03-26-2003 07:49 AM

Have two jobs you Forest. One is the backseatbangers...cutie of your choice. We do that on saturdays from 1pm-4 or 5. Takes about 45 min. to do an episode, and we book one an hour.

Also have a new series where two girls pick up a guy. Booked through this week, but have an opening on tue of next week. Female star is one of our regulars - Shauna. Your cutie would be a great 2nd female.

Call me and lets set things up.

gregg

Bama 03-26-2003 11:43 AM

Hey - I'm a fat fuck but that's why the spoon position was invented!

I can rest and have sex at the same time and there is no need for a transition over to cuddling aftewards - you're already cuddling :agrin:

Vick 03-26-2003 11:47 AM

Ewwwww cuddling :(

Bama 03-26-2003 11:51 AM

LOL

Vick - you ain't one of them skinny guys are you?

Might be why those cute hotties are with the fat guys - they snuggle good and are warm on cold winter nights!

Vick 03-26-2003 12:25 PM

Bama - you know it, I'm a bone rack
5' 10 150 LBS soaking wet
he he he

grimm 03-27-2003 09:26 AM

:)

Forest 03-27-2003 09:31 AM

gregg

e-mail me you number I cant find it

photogregg 03-27-2003 06:47 PM

I'm as bad as you Forest...can't find your email.
Call me anytime on the cell: 954-650-6642

Looking forward to working together.

Anthony 03-28-2003 06:10 AM

Bama,

As my girlfriends says, "I am warmth in winter, and shade in the summertime!"

Dianna Vesta 03-28-2003 09:33 AM

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Originally posted by Mike AI@Mar 25 2003, 11:48 AM
Gregg, speaking on behalf of some fat guys..... I can back up what Forest says.... Some of us can hold our own.

Of course I have 2 strikes against me, fat and small dick..... so even if I had no spare tire you would still not be able to see much penetration.

But I have stamina... I have to.... I have to work harder being handicaped...

:rokk:

The two best lovers I ever had were fat.

One was a guy name Mike, in fact. This was back when I was thin, modeling and sought the companionship of a gentle soul. He won me over with his gentle disposition and ability to relax my weary soul. He gave great massages, brushed my hair, spoke softly and gave the best oral sex I’ve ever had. He could make me cum in less then 5 minutes. He was also very skilled with his hands. During a massage he always brought me to orgasm.

Then and most recently is a fat dyke. Same thing, great lover, good spirit, awesome hands.

Forest, forget the diet, you do have charisma and below that tough, Wildman façade, I know you can be very gentle with women. Focus on your style and being a free loving spirit. This impresses women the most, or least the “right” women.

MikeAI, honey you’re just sweet. Little dicks don’t matter much. Let’s face it, all dicks go soft, have a mind of their own. I love a person who has great hands & mouth. I also love a person who knows how to properly use sex toys. There an art to this shit and any man who has half a mind will learn the secrets in pleasing a woman. That opens up every door under the sun.

Forest 03-28-2003 09:52 AM

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Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Mar 28 2003, 06:41 AM

Forest, forget the diet, you do have charisma and below that tough, Wildman façade, I know you can be very gentle with women.

ok whats with all the compliments ive been getting lately

DV
Serge
Jman
sinsin (whomever that is)

if you guys dont quit it your going to ruin my scumbag, no good, piece of shit rep Ive been working so hard to develop

KK Cj monk...quick say something bad about me PLEEAASSEEEEEE

:unsure: :biglaugh:

sarah_webinc 03-28-2003 11:04 AM

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Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Mar 28 2003, 06:41 AM


MikeAI, honey you’re just sweet. Little dicks don’t matter much. Let’s face it, all dicks go soft, have a mind of their own. I love a person who has great hands & mouth. I also love a person who knows how to properly use sex toys. There an art to this shit and any man who has half a mind will learn the secrets in pleasing a woman. That opens up every door under the sun.

that is the most accurate description of what i look for in a lover - of either gender - that I have ever read.

Dianna Vesta 03-28-2003 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc+Mar 28 2003, 11:12 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarah_webinc @ Mar 28 2003, 11:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Dianna Vesta@Mar 28 2003, 06:41 AM


MikeAI, honey you’re just sweet. Little dicks don’t matter much. Let’s face it, all dicks go soft, have a mind of their own. I love a person who has great hands & mouth. I also love a person who knows how to properly use sex toys. There an art to this shit and any man who has half a mind will learn the secrets in pleasing a woman. That opens up every door under the sun.

that is the most accurate description of what i look for in a lover - of either gender - that I have ever read.[/b][/quote]
::bowing:::: Thanks! It should be a pearl or even better a law.

Dianna Vesta 03-28-2003 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by Forest+Mar 28 2003, 10:00 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Forest @ Mar 28 2003, 10:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Dianna Vesta@Mar 28 2003, 06:41 AM

Forest, forget the diet, you do have charisma and below that tough, Wildman façade, I know you can be very gentle with women.

ok whats with all the compliments ive been getting lately

DV
Serge
Jman
sinsin (whomever that is)

if you guys dont quit it your going to ruin my scumbag, no good, piece of shit rep Ive been working so hard to develop

KK Cj monk...quick say something bad about me PLEEAASSEEEEEE

:unsure: :biglaugh:[/b][/quote]
Hey wait a minute... I said UNDER your facade of being a scumbag, asshole, arrogant, obnoxious and underhanded… there’s a self conscious sweet man that has all the right tools if he’d just learn that he didn’t need to have a façade in the first place.

Take off the bullshit, not the pounds.

<wink>

originalheather 03-29-2003 02:57 AM

Hrmm, AI playing for sympathy with that "hung like a flea" line..I distinctly remember being told by "someone" that he's "in proportion to height". Ever noticed that Michael isn't exactly short. Nor fat, either.

I have a hundred bucks that say that Michael is poor-mouthing. Let's get someone to call the wifey and find out :P

And again, as all the women so far have said, it's all about the person inside. Some video producer asked me today in an icq: "What turns you on after so many years looking at porn every day?". I said, "Real men with brains and a soul". Doesn't matter what they look like and that's that.

cj 03-29-2003 05:03 AM

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Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Mar 28 2003, 02:37 PM
KK Cj monk...quick say something bad about me PLEEAASSEEEEEE

:unsure: :biglaugh:


Hey wait a minute... I said UNDER your facade of being a scumbag, asshole, arrogant, obnoxious and underhanded… there’s a self conscious sweet man that has all the right tools if he’d just learn that he didn’t need to have a façade in the first place.

Take off the bullshit, not the pounds.

<wink>
[/quote]
forest, I think Dianna took care of it

:okthumb:

LOL

I happen to think she's right
Same is true for most men who act like morons ;-)





hmmm now was this a compliment or an insult?!
:P

Vick 03-29-2003 06:15 AM

With regards to looks and lovers, the old axiom which I believe to be (sort of) true

Men fall in love with women there are attracted to and women become attracted to the men they fall in love with

Forest 03-29-2003 06:54 AM

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Originally posted by Dianna Vesta+Mar 28 2003, 11:37 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Dianna Vesta @ Mar 28 2003, 11:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by -Forest@Mar 28 2003, 10:00 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Dianna Vesta
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@Mar 28 2003, 06:41 AM

Forest, forget the diet, you do have charisma and below that tough, Wildman façade, I know you can be very gentle with women.


ok whats with all the compliments ive been getting lately

DV
Serge
Jman
sinsin (whomever that is)

if you guys dont quit it your going to ruin my scumbag, no good, piece of shit rep Ive been working so hard to develop

KK Cj monk...quick say something bad about me PLEEAASSEEEEEE

:unsure: :biglaugh:

Hey wait a minute... I said UNDER your facade of being a scumbag, asshole, arrogant, obnoxious and underhanded… there’s a self conscious sweet man that has all the right tools if he’d just learn that he didn’t need to have a façade in the first place.

Take off the bullshit, not the pounds.

<wink>[/b][/quote]
Hey DV

Thanx babbby

i was getting worried there for a minute

:D

Forest 03-29-2003 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by Forest@Mar 25 2003, 11:24 AM
http://www.fetishbrokers.com/content...s/cover069.JPG


Well Im at greggs place waiiittttiiinnngggg to shoot ;)

they are backed up with Hott chicks!!! so I dont mind waiting and talking to them :yowsa:

I brought Breeze with me so we will see If Fat Guys can fuck or not

:bdance: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance:


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