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Vick 01-18-2003 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin@Jan 18 2003, 06:51 PM
Where's Forest?
Is that a Zen Question? :P

cj 01-18-2003 08:21 PM

this thread is funny ...

vick, i like idea of the culinary version!!

Almighty Colin 01-19-2003 04:19 AM

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Originally posted by Vick+Jan 18 2003, 07:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Jan 18 2003, 07:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Colin@Jan 18 2003, 06:51 PM
Where's Forest?
Is that a Zen Question? :P[/b][/quote]
Think about it.

Dianna Vesta 01-19-2003 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Jan 18 2003, 08:29 PM
this thread is funny ...

vick, i like idea of the culinary version!!

Great idea! Tell me more. let's do it!

*KK* 01-20-2003 02:20 AM

I'd pick...

JoeE
Seth W
Andy Edmonds
Steve Cohen
dig420
Brad Shaw

I'll explain mine when Colin explains his.

photogregg 01-20-2003 09:20 AM

OMG Dianna

PhotoGreggLive will be opening soon with weekly adventures for webmasters.

I need you to get our guest webmasters to the studio and control them...we'll buy the power tools for you :)

Sorry Serge...no goats allowed in the studio...afraid they would eat our props.

Dianna Vesta 01-20-2003 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by photogregg@Jan 20 2003, 09:28 AM
OMG Dianna

PhotoGreggLive will be opening soon with weekly adventures for webmasters.

I need you to get our guest webmasters to the studio and control them...we'll buy the power tools for you :)

Sorry Serge...no goats allowed in the studio...afraid they would eat our props.

No offense but you got it wrong dude. lol- That's why when we worked together you never really got the BDSM stuff. It's funny cuz I'm watching this chick struggle in bondage or her ass getting red and you're cringing.... meanwhile you're shooting straight hardcore and I'm thinking, "What the fuck???" That shit's boring to me.

But it's not really about control and torture, altho I do keep a mental list of people I'd love to torture and humiliate. Rest assured you're not on that list but I wouldn't mind dressing you in a tutu!

I look forward to your live photo shoot thingy. I'm sure it will be better then sex!

voodooman 01-20-2003 11:45 AM

What is it with you and things that are better than sex???


Are ya not gettin it. Cause I know first hand that it can
drive ya crazy.

:groucho:

Dianna Vesta 01-20-2003 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman@Jan 20 2003, 11:53 AM
What is it with you and things that are better than sex???


Are ya not gettin it. Cause I know first hand that it can
drive ya crazy.

:groucho:

Ok, I’m not. Not in the past two weeks BUT I think typical straight sex is boring. For me stimulation happens in the mind. So when I make comments like that I wonder how many people feel like I do. What sexually drives me may make some people have nightmares or fantasies.

So maybe we’re having sex right now and you don’t even know it!

voodooman 01-20-2003 12:06 PM

Thats typical,

Once again Im having sex and dont even know it.

Well, Unconscience sex is better than no sex at all.
Carry On!!!

:okthumb:

photogregg 01-20-2003 12:18 PM

straight sex is boring. For me stimulation happens in the mind[quote]

Straight sex without mental stimulation is boring...any sex is great if the mind or minds are motivated, creative and stimulated.

Almighty Colin 01-20-2003 12:22 PM

I just wanna cum. All that other stuff is overrated. :cdance:

Peaches 01-20-2003 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by photogregg@Jan 20 2003, 01:26 PM
Straight sex without mental stimulation is boring...any sex is great if the mind or minds are motivated, creative and stimulated.
I think sex without humor is boring. :yowsa:

Nickatilynx 01-20-2003 12:45 PM

Quote:

I think sex without humor is boring
Have sex with me then.Trust me you'll laugh :)

voodooman 01-20-2003 01:05 PM

Sex is great, its definatly not overrated unless your over the hill.

:-))

Dravyk 01-20-2003 04:52 PM

Here's my top four shows:

FM
RB
KK
Slavik
Tonda
KB

Lensman
JoeE
Brad
Anthony
Melody
Rrred

CJ
Gabe
JB
Nickatilynx
KMan
Snoops

Lee Noga
Ken
Serge
Steve Cohen
Peaches
Dokk

originalheather 01-20-2003 05:11 PM

Steve Cohen...small world department...

Turns out that my best friend owns the house that Cohen rented here in San Antonio del Mar. Cohen used to live one block from where I live now.

I almost fainted when she mentioned his name..but she doesn't know where he is, drag..we agreed to split the reward if she ever finds him. She said he was a "charming man". Yeah, a snake charmer. lol

Nickatilynx 01-20-2003 05:13 PM

Quote:

Yeah, a snake charmer. lol


Whats wrong with that? :)

originalheather 01-20-2003 05:49 PM

Quote:

I just wanna cum. All that other stuff is overrated.
Isn't that the Oprano anthem?

The worst sex a man ever had was good.

The worst sex a woman ever had was with Nick,...errr..the worst sex she ever had. :P

Nickatilynx 01-20-2003 05:50 PM

I don't understand how these women can pass judgement in 30 seconds!!!

:biglaugh:

originalheather 01-20-2003 05:52 PM

Quote:

I don't understand how these women can pass judgement in 30 seconds!!!

You're improving...Viagra? :nyanya:

Nickatilynx 01-20-2003 05:53 PM

yup :)

originalheather 01-20-2003 05:54 PM

Quote:

yup
That's what always turned me on about you...your rapier wit!

Nickatilynx 01-20-2003 05:55 PM

I know :)

Almighty Colin 01-20-2003 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman@Jan 20 2003, 01:13 PM
Sex is great, its definatly not overrated unless your over the hill.

:-))

If you use the expression "over the hill" then you're "over the hill"

KBpimps 01-20-2003 09:08 PM

OK so here is the real scoop, you tell me if you could live with me......

I don't listen to hip hop all day contrary to popular belief I mostly listen to Reggae music all day and all night. Roots, Dancehall, Ska, and Dub....

I DO however smoke weed all day and night so that makes me a target for most in the house...most likely I'd be the one pigging out and eating your food, although I DO always PAY for what I eat...

That was when I was able to live with people...I play my guitar very loudly and at weird hours, leave nutsocks laying around in plain view...

I have been known to pass out while masturbating, burp, and fart while in my sleep-
I have an insatiable appetite for whores, strippers and hairstylists.....makes for strange bedfellows :-))

I live my life on the phone all day- my phone ringer blares "ROLLOUT" by Ludicris That can be quite annoying . I have girls calling crying their eyes out to me about how "I treated them so well and their new guys is a dick ", I am also fond of the latenight booty call....You never know who would be popping by the house for some KB Coitus late night..I am like Wendy's "I can eat great even LATE"

I am somewhat neat, I am toilet seat trainable, and thanks to Aly I am now a sensitive enough a guy to have sanitary napkins and tampons under my sink for the ladies, when it is that time of the month...funny how close under the sink is to MY FRONT DOOR!

I also am a change collector I must have $6,000 in quarters laying around my house...

So am I a great roommate

WOULD YOU WATCH MY SHOW????




I

Dravyk 01-20-2003 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KBpimps@Jan 20 2003, 09:16 PM
WOULD YOU WATCH MY SHOW????

Anna Nicole Smith had better watch it! Here comes the KB Show!!!

KBpimps 01-20-2003 11:05 PM

Better yet- I"LL FUCK ANNA NICOLE SMITH on my show...work it out
!!!! :rokk:

Peaches 01-20-2003 11:18 PM

KB:
Quote:

I don't listen to hip hop all day contrary to popular belief I mostly listen to Reggae music all day and all night. Roots, Dancehall, Ska, and Dub....
I can wear ear plugs.....

Quote:

I DO however smoke weed all day and night so that makes me a target for most in the house...most likely I'd be the one pigging out and eating your food, although I DO always PAY for what I eat...
I could deal with you eating all the food because then there wouldn't be any for ME to eat and I could lose some weight :bjump:

Quote:

I live my life on the phone all day- my phone ringer blares "ROLLOUT" by Ludicris That can be quite annoying .
I don't ever ANSWER my phone, so it could be all yours - we could hook it up to a nice little cattle prod that would alert you to the ringing :agrin:

Quote:

I am also fond of the latenight booty call....You never know who would be popping by the house for some KB Coitus late night..I am like Wendy's "I can eat great even LATE"
This will be a problem if we're going to be living in my house....I doubt you know women brave (or sober) enough to attempt a trip there late at night :hic:

Quote:

I am now a sensitive enough a guy to have sanitary napkins and tampons under my sink for the ladies, when it is that time of the month
I have somehow managed to keep up with these needs myself.....so you're off the hook on a pricecheck when you go shopping.

Quote:

also am a change collector I must have $6,000 in quarters laying around my house...
They don't deliver the paper to my house, and I'm always rummaging around for 8 quarters every Sunday for the Sunday paper....$6000 in quarters could last a LONG time! :okthumb:

If you can cook or clean, you're in! :gbounce:

KBpimps 01-20-2003 11:33 PM

I can cook like Emeril!

I know all the mother sauces.....and mirapois...fuggedabout it!

voodooman 01-21-2003 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin+Jan 20 2003, 09:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Jan 20 2003, 09:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--voodooman@Jan 20 2003, 01:13 PM
Sex is great, its definatly not overrated unless your over the hill.

:-))

If you use the expression "over the hill" then you're "over the hill"[/b][/quote]
au contraire mon frair!!!


Im only 31, I cant even see the top of the hill yet.

:P

originalheather 01-21-2003 03:26 AM

Quote:

I have been known to pass out while masturbating,
Oh the temptation to tell the story of that time while you and Darren were living in Del Mar...remember who found you? :P

Ahahaha...I think it was the funniest story you ever told.
:D

cj 01-21-2003 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 20 2003, 05:21 PM
Quote:

Yeah, a snake charmer. lol


Whats wrong with that? :)

nothing wrong with charming the occasional snake nick ... if that's what you want to do, don't let us hold you back!!

:P

LittleC 01-22-2003 12:53 PM

Serge
Lensman
Nickatilynx
Max Hardcore
Joee
FM

The perfect 6 for a talk show ...

Nickatilynx 01-22-2003 01:00 PM

Ahhhh littleC a house full of whores! :)

Some traffic whores, some board whores ,and some who are all three. :)

And then there is maxhardcore :)

Dianna Vesta 01-22-2003 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 22 2003, 01:08 PM
Ahhhh littleC a house full of whores! :)

Some traffic whores, some board whores ,and some who are all three. :)

And then there is maxhardcore :)

But did you notice she also adds Serge? Serge is the ice breaking manic that must be added to any exotic mix!

Nickatilynx 01-22-2003 01:13 PM

Serge is also a board whore (the best) and was the biggest traffic whore.

Upon his nuptuals I am unable to comment on his other whoring proclivities :)

Why do I think they'd need a camera in the bathroom.............

:)

heqdvd 01-22-2003 06:43 PM

Bathrooms are great for DVD scenes:

http://heq2002.com/heqdvd/Angel_Reuben/gal...lery1/index.htm


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