We loved it....about 10 rows off the floor (only a couple rows behind Hooper...does that make us special? ;)))

We saw you guys finally make it..

I thoroughly enjoyed it. It was Gina's first UFC experience of any sort and she had a blast (except the long silences while the PPV audience got between fight commentary and we got to try to read Joe Rogan's lips) ;)

damn, I guess we really owe Ken....I'll be sure to set him up with this cute little midget hooker...she only has one working eye and is missing a few teeth, but has a heart as big as Texas........ ;)))[/b][/quote]

SykkBoy - The midget sounds ok, but if you could hook me up with that ring girl.....I'll get you tickets to every UFC :) You could crack eggs on that stomach of hers!

Fights were awesome. Can't wait to go again.....

You can crack eggs on Shok's head, if that's what you're needing! I'll try to work out a deal for you :D

Actually, I have a friend who used to date her (she did some ring girl work for Don King, whose press conferences we used to cater when I worked for the Coyote Cafe@MGM)

I'll give him a bell and see if he still has her number.

A new niche perhaps? eggcrackingtummies.com.

Ken,
You are nearly as weird as Sykk....nearly :) :agrin:

Yep, Opti. Paying $280 per sale. :awinky:

Amazing hot threads take on a life of there own: from sponsors to death sites to ultimate fighting ...[/b][/quote]
hmm lets see

I think Gabe has gonnerea
or maybe its a yeast infection.
Either way hes trying to cover it up so no one finds out :barfon:

:moon: I'll crack something alright and it isn't going to be an egg....

Anyways, yeah it was my very first experience too. I've never even been to a boxing match. I don't think I'll even enjoy boxing because of the lack of "ring debris". Ken has changed me forever. No longer can I watch baseball, nor can I enjoy going to the petting zoo. The only way I'll be able to appreciate warm and fuzzy animals is if they are stuck to the grill on my car.

Thank you sweet, you are the best :awinky:

Shok didn't Gabe get that cleared up?

yeah well you know Gabe, he loves those Pakistani whores, especially the ones with the 2 humps on their back.
:yowsa:

Shok i finally got the dripping to stop thanks, but thats the last time I share gym equipment with you and Ken.

here I was thinking you and ken were just taking long showers.
sword fights huh, I guess you lost? :matey:

uhhh..... (back peddling as fast as I can) I was actually wanting the ring girls number for my good buddy Shok :)

I love the fact that you are turned on by blood and guts as much as I am and I'll keep my eggs to myself ;)

Gabe - You told me I was your first! Bastard!!! No more sword fights for you!!! I'll be back in a while. I have this sudden urge to go see my doctor....

First eggs, now yeast ... Ingredients to an odd thread. :P

How you doing, Ken? Gabe, great avatar! Rrred. ring ring.

Shok how is it you can afford to post on the boards all day. I guess you have unlimited internet minutes [from an undisclosed benefactor(ken)]. My boss only allows me 1000 web minutes per month :(

Thanks Dravyk I jacked it....(big surprise)

You just worry about me!! :P

You just worry about me!! :P[/b][/quote]
do you bite also?
Im still recovering from my Peaches wounds :cryin:

Antibiotics! Or are you afraid to put medicine "down there"? :gbounce:

Antibiotics! Or are you afraid to put medicine "down there"? :gbounce:[/b][/quote]
Shok is immune to Antibiotics. He needs raditation to get rid of the shit he has.........


Peaches - can you drop me an e-mail? I want to run something by you.... ken@webquest.net - Thanks :)


Things are great Drav? How about you?

Shok,
is this true??????

when did you get prostate cancer?
;-))))

do you bite also?
Im still recovering from my Peaches wounds :cryin:[/b][/quote]
Only if it's requested!! :D

penicillin isn't as effective as it used to be i suggest the dental dam :blink:

I'm converting! I have decided to leave this atheist life behind me and become Mormon! Only if they let me have more than one husband, hubba hubba rofl

hmmm sounds like fun...think i could join this great club you are talking about? id like to have more then one wife...maybe we could work out a suitable arrangement...i currently have wednesday nights open :P

hmmm sounds like fun...think i could join this great club you are talking about? id like to have more then one wife...maybe we could work out a suitable arrangement...i currently have wednesday nights open :P[/b][/quote]
who in their right mind would want more than 1 wife? :blink:

something people don't know about Mormons..

are you aware that they pay 10% "tithe" to the Church, and it's from gross income?

still wanna convert?
;-))

They take care of their own though - I've never known a Mormon that was unemployed or even underemployed. :) Most churches preach tithing 10% of your gross income and Bible thumpers like my mother fork out about 50% :awinky:

Peaches,
Mormons are one of the best Christian friends State of Israel has...

I bet you not to many people are aware of that also.

something people don't know about Mormons..

are you aware that they pay 10% "tithe" to the Church, and it's from gross income?

still wanna convert?
;-))[/b][/quote]
Income what income? I'm supposed to get paid?! GASP

(in case revenue canada is reading this hahaha)

Well there are certain advantages
Like if the wives want to "talk" - I don't have to be involved

Stephen King made some excellent points in the story "L.T.'s Theory of Pets"

Talking isn't a marriage's best friend - silence is

Most marriage counsellors who say you should talk - are either divorced or gay - are they really the best person togive advice about marriage - what do they really know about marriage?