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Gimme a challenge, someone! :grrrr:

And somebody get these little boys off the field before they we themselves again! :yowsa:

Re: Alright, Who Wants to Piss?
 

Fake piss is boring :mad:

Re: Alright, Who Wants to Piss?
 

Move out of England then. :p

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Yup. This sucks. :(

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Drav you aint all that!


You'd be eaten on GFY - You'd think that you were the intelligent winner and not even realize they'd fucked you because your level is waaay the fuck too high....

That pained me to say.. not about Drav but about GFY... ok back to Jet Li.

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LMAO! I love you Trev. I have no idea what the hell you think you're saying or what Jet Li has to do with anything, but ok, sure.

No hard feelings. Didn't mean to make you cry, buddy. :)

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That's it ... You guys are almost as exciting as having chamomile tea and a Turkey sandwich while watching a Republican speech. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/sleep3.gif

I'm taking a nap. Later. :)

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I'm trying to say that a few here believe intellect wins pisses - not always and Jet Li is in the film I'm watching while posting. :)

The day I cry because of you is the day my net gets taken out ;)

Re: Alright, Who Wants to Piss?
 

well going to drink some beer this got boring.

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Ahhh, now I gotcha. :okthumb:

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Beer *burp* Fuck *burp*

Have another. *burp*

jajajajaja

:rolleyes:

Re: Alright, Who Wants to Piss?
 

you girls have bored us all to sleep :v:

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It's all Canada's fucking fault! .http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/salute.gif

Go take a dog sled to a beaver hunt, ay? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Re: Alright, Who Wants to Piss?
 

If this is old school pissing ....

I'm sure glad I cut class.

Re: Alright, Who Wants to Piss?
 

One might infer upon reading this thread that the challenger herein lacks the cranial capacity necessary to piss, thus the lack of combatants and the ensuing of carpet soiling thereafter...

Re: Alright, Who Wants to Piss?
 

What's the prize again?

Re: Alright, Who Wants to Piss?
 

Where's the goddamn piss bitches ? Less piss in here than there is blood left in George Best's abdomen.

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:nothingto

My total "who gives a fuck - not me!" attitude toward pissing makes it impossible for me to play. That and a lack of subject matter over which I would get even remotely emotionally involved.

Unless I find that total soulless bastard that put tomatoes in clam chowder.

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Manhattan rules - New England sucks.

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Aha!! :yowsa:

Your tastebuds must be in your ass, you citified, smog-eater! You wouldn't know a decent bowl of chowder if you were drowning in it...which is a mental image I will cherish...you grabbing for potato chunks while errant and obscene slippery tomato pieces drag you under...

:blink:
Wow. When imagery develops a life of its own....

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See? Even Morgan can piss better than those panty-waists from yesterday! :okthumb:

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And exactly what in the absolute HELL does "even Morgan" imply, you Philly-weenie, block-my-team's-kick-and-run-it-back-for-a-touchdown bestial necrophiliac?!?!?!?!? :mad:

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Now listen here you Southern California alpha-sprout eating guacamole-mushing Terminator-governering fault-line straddling loony toon ....

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That was really good! :okthumb:

Don't you dare take a tone with me, you East coast, unable-to-put-a-predicate-on-a-sentence-when-you're-one-of-the-very-few-around-here-who-know-what-a-predicate-even-IS cheese-steak wearing, beer slurping little weasel!

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Oh great, now we've got two word nutters going for it.... :blink:

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Watch it or you'll have both AMERICAN word nutters jumping all over your pikey ass!


heheheh
Fresh meat!!

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You ever seen this guy before?

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Always room for a third nutter.

Then again, naw ... You suck too badly at this and no one on this side of the ocean knows what the fuck you're saying half the time anyway. :p

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Your first lay? :yowsa:

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Oh you expect me to come back from the floor after that awesome predicate jab? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gif





Fine ...

You split infinitives!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rasp.gif

Re: Alright, Who Wants to Piss?
 

Ah, I never took the language barrier in to account. Maybe this will register then:



Fuck you Drav




;)

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ROTFL! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/lmao.gif

In the rules of piss, that means you surrender. About time! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

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Mike Fold's looking at this thread, shaking his head, going, damn this sure ain't YNOT in '97.

I agree, Mike. I agree!

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Ahhh, you're talking about the 'old' rules of piss, where the then combatants didn't use my level of posting. Now I'm with you, shit those where boring to watch.... :blink:


Now I'll bow down to you as the master of 5+ years ago, plus I use far too many swear words and I want to browse about before heading off up to my beautiful wife. ;)

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Now lookie here ... just because you prefer your soup to look like that other substance you can't get enough of of is no reason to degrade REAL clam chowder. Just because you can't find willing donors of the real stuff is no reason to get all uppity. Take a Mydol and relax; you know that a woman of your age shouldn't subject yourself to this sort of stress.

> If anyone is looking for me, I will be hiding in my bunker <

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Ouch. THAT punch landed and is going to leave a mark. :blink:

(10 points to the Trekkie who can name what I consider the world's most famous split infinitive...which means "10 points to the one who can type faster than Dravyk"...move your fingers, Trekkies!)

Come out of the bunker, kiddo, and give me a big, wet kiss, right on the mouth. (With or without tongue, your choice.) That was one fine pissy comeback and I'm giving you 20 points for it. I actually had to read it *twice* to catch it all. Props to you, PD! :okthumb:

Yes, yes, I know...when one is grading the pisses gushing back at one and handing out A+ marks, one has probably missed the original point of pissing, but hey, you piss your way, I'll piss mine. :)

Re: Alright, Who Wants to Piss?
 

Why, thank you, m'lady.

Re: Alright, Who Wants to Piss?
 

I'm sensing some serious sexual tension in this thread. Would there be an orgy in order?

Re: Alright, Who Wants to Piss?
 

No mooses.

Re: Alright, Who Wants to Piss?
 

Well what fun is there if there's no moose action around? A bunch of old crotchets going at it! (ducks)