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Exactly...Blonde...naww...

Plus , according to Fleming , Bond , was a pschopathetic killer whose talents were harnessed for The Brit gov't. He likes killing

And he claimed it was based on a real person.

I believe Fleming was a spymaster back in WW2.

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Exactly! :okthumb: :wnw:


It's always written: Tall, dark and mysterious.


Not: Medium'ish, blonde and a mischievous.

:blink:

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http://www.sis.gov.uk/output/Page79.html

James Bond, as Ian Fleming originally conceived him was based on reality. But any author needs to inject a level of glamour and excitement beyond reality in order to sell. By the time the filmmakers focused on Bond the gap between truth and fiction had already widened. Nevertheless, staff who join SIS can look forward to a career that will have moments when the gap narrows just a little and the certainty of a stimulating and rewarding career which, like Bond's, will be in the service of their country...

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The SIS has a website... doesn't that kind of defeat the object. :blink:

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Opened just recently as they are looking for people to employ .. its always been 'that' building on the river :)

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Surely if they're the "Intelligence Service" they'll know who they're going to hire before those people do... :blink:

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No mate you are thinking of mystic meg and her lottery suggestions ;)

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Ah yes, Septic peg... ;)

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WTF is a scouser?

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Look between your legs.

:)

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Tude is a scouser????????

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"oh no... he's not going to be a good bond because he's not pretty enough..."

You're all a bunch of fags....

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I've missed you.

*Kiss*

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*Kiss* right back atcha you big juicy chunk of prime Asian man beef ;-)

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*sad sigh*

The announcement of the "new Bond" caused a certain difficulty in my house. My husband was a fan of the books. He still has the paperbacks, lovingly preserved, "grab in case of fire" stuff. (President Kennedy was a fan, thus ensuring Fleming's US sales.) Sean Connery was James Bond. In his movies, he did "spy stuff."

Roger Moore was never James Bond. Moore, who so rocked in "The Saint," was a walking excuse for outlandish plots, special effects and storylines that stretched crediblity until it was way past the snapping point.

George Lazenby, in his one appearance, was decent. He got to marry the gorgeous Diana Rigg, the late Mrs. Bond.

I liked Timothy Dalton a lot, because he did look like he'd kill a person and enjoy doing so.

I didn't like Pierce Brosnon. The PC people had hit the scripts; he always looked like a smart ass; the feel was all wrong. Many nice things can be said about Halle Berry...but I still think Ursula Andress knocks her over the left field fence.

The blonde guy? *sigh* Well, we'll end up owning his movie because my husband will want his collection to be complete...but geeze....

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He's going to be the Ron Jeremy of Bond movies, he's going to give every ugly guy the hope of one day making it with a Bond girl ;)

He's my hero already :okthumb:

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I think if you study spys...

Most look like Dravyk.

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And Nick.... definitely not Pierce Brosnan ;)

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Nope...LOL

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Ah yes, the forgotten Bond and the story line that nearly ended the run of films. It's a bloody good job they killed Mrs Bond in the end.

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David Niven is the one most often forgetten...

and if you like "Hollywood Era" biographies his books "Bring on the Empty Horses" and "The moons a balloon" are must reads :)

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I've never seen David Niven as Bond, that'll be worth digging around looking for, as he was an actor with class.

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I've never seen David Niven as James Bond, either, but I definitely will search for it, as I can't bear an incomplete collection.

Another nearly totally forgotten James Bond was the *first* James Bond in the television production of "Casino Royale." Peter Lorre played the villian, La Sheef. Linda Christian, the very first "Bond girl" played Valerie Mathis.

20 Oprano points to whomever is the first to post the name of the actor that played James Bond.

(I have the VHS tape right here and unfortunately there is no date on it so I can't tell you what year the television production played, but it is safe to assume it was in the "way back.")

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Brits are all HOMOS anyway so what is the big deal, this one is just an ugly HOMO.

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Joe don't be bitter as all the Brits turned you down :burn:

You'd make a great 'head of spectre' stroking a white pussy ;)

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I was thinking of a well fed dancing Smeagol myself.

my-precious.wmv

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IMHO, Connery is number one. Brosnan is a very strong second actually. Dalton is a distant third (for the same reason mentioned, he looked like he could easily kill people).

Roger Moore totally blew chunks as Bond! He turned it into a satire. And he was well-past his prime. Moore will always be Simon Templar though.

Not exactly but closer to me than those mentioned.

The perfect spy, according to the experts, is someone with almost no stand out features, and very average. Somone who can be totally forgetable and who can easily change features with makeup and disguises. In the "Anglo" world, that would be an person of average height, average build, average complextion, who looks to be of no definitely nationality, with either dirty blonde or mousy brown hair, either brown or dull grey eyes. Some one who can buy a newspaper at a convenience store and the clerk can't remember the person an hour later.

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Come on, just say it.... They look like JR because he looks like Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) :p

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I'd like to see you repeat that to a band of drunk Liverpool supporters.

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If you'd said Millwall fans you would have had a point, Liverpool fans are homos though. ;)

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That is true , same as both the SFC fans :)

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That's why we were limited to only 2,000 away fans for 5 years. ;)

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All these fucking Sunderland fans travelling saying..

"Naw mate , we really are Spurs supporters ,eerrrrrr , oy vey , already"

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lol, we're back up to 7,000 on the road. It took a long period of being nice but we got there. ;)

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50 rowdy drunk Liverpool fans vs. Joe's Ho & Trev...

Anyone taking bets?

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50's a bit steep, make it 15 and I might have a crack at it. ;)

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A Liverpool supporter's senile grandmother with a wooden leg and a glass eye vs. Trev...

Anyone taking bets? :p

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I'd put money on her, they used to build them tough back then... now they're all homos :)

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Timon!! No!

Trev is hard as nails!!!!

and just as easy to bang in! :)




















look it was funny when we were in the 3rd form...

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well.... they can't help it... they're British :p