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Trev 10-09-2005 06:39 PM

Re: God Damn I Hate Poker!!!
 
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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Now, now, crumpet. Musn't be naughty! :)

Sorry. :(




:yowsa:

Newton 10-09-2005 08:52 PM

Re: God Damn I Hate Poker!!!
 
yeah i did lol first time trying to figure out what the fuck was going on, without reading any manuals lol so signed up for a new username and won all the money back .. this poker lark is a piece of piss :okthumb:

Trev 10-10-2005 04:45 AM

Re: God Damn I Hate Poker!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Newton
yeah i did lol first time trying to figure out what the fuck was going on, without reading any manuals lol so signed up for a new username and won all the money back .. this poker lark is a piece of piss :okthumb:

It doesn't suck does it. :D

TheEnforcer 10-10-2005 10:13 AM

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The bad thing about play money is... that it's play money. A lot of people don't give a fuck and will play any two cards no matter what.

Trev 10-10-2005 10:19 AM

Re: God Damn I Hate Poker!!!
 
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Originally Posted by TheEnforcer
The bad thing about play money is... that it's play money. A lot of people don't give a fuck and will play any two cards no matter what.

I've noticed the difference, few people were willing to take a 3 and a 9 all the way to the river card when playing for real money, but 90% or more are willing to do it with play money. :hmm:

Newton 10-10-2005 11:08 AM

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It may be play money but I treat it as though it were real, or it gives a false sense of security, and makes you play differently when for real.

Typically I don't bet over £1 and have a few small 'Toonie' wagers with young Nick .. thats the extent of betting for me.

Trev its a good game and now I understand it and see the odds with the cards it is much better. Still pissed at the whelp having 4 jacks and beating my full house aces over jacks .. still it was a good crack ..

I need to find a good game of cribbage for money ;)

Trev 10-10-2005 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Newton
It may be play money but I treat it as though it were real, or it gives a false sense of security, and makes you play differently when for real.

Typically I don't bet over £1 and have a few small 'Toonie' wagers with young Nick .. thats the extent of betting for me.

Trev its a good game and now I understand it and see the odds with the cards it is much better. Still pissed at the whelp having 4 jacks and beating my full house aces over jacks .. still it was a good crack ..

I need to find a good game of cribbage for money ;)

He needed a good kicking for that, but I guess those are the breaks lol ;)

Makingcoin 10-11-2005 01:20 AM

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Nick, have you been up to RiverRock at all? Let me know if you want to go, I am there a lot. :)

Guys sign up for this guys ebook - http://www.texas-holdem-secrets.com/

He basically sends you a new tip every week and you will have the whole book in no time.
;)

Trev 10-11-2005 06:36 AM

Re: God Damn I Hate Poker!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Makingcoin
Nick, have you been up to RiverRock at all? Let me know if you want to go, I am there a lot. :)

Guys sign up for this guys ebook - http://www.texas-holdem-secrets.com/

He basically sends you a new tip every week and you will have the whole book in no time.
;)

I've just got my first newsletter from the good Mr Roy Rounder:

Ten Expensive Poker Betting Mistakes... And How To Fix Them.

The sad thing is I am making all of these mistakes. :(


Thanks for the link MC ;)

Dravyk 10-11-2005 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Trev
Ten Expensive Poker Betting Mistakes... And How To Fix Them.

The sad thing is I am making all of these mistakes. :(

Well, shuddup and fix 'em, damn it! :yowsa:

Trev 10-11-2005 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Dravyk
Well, shuddup and fix 'em, damn it! :yowsa:

lol, I didn't know they were mistakes until I got that email ;)

Newton 10-11-2005 01:25 PM

Re: God Damn I Hate Poker!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Makingcoin
Nick, have you been up to RiverRock at all? Let me know if you want to go, I am there a lot. :)

Guys sign up for this guys ebook - http://www.texas-holdem-secrets.com/

He basically sends you a new tip every week and you will have the whole book in no time.
;)


Excellent thanks Makingcoin ;) gave you some points for that link as well ..

DrGuile 10-11-2005 01:35 PM

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playing for play money on PP is too easy I have to say... I finish no worse than 4th in single table tourney, and win more than half of them... even when playing two at a time...

Makingcoin 10-12-2005 12:46 AM

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Good stuff guys, I don't mind his emails ;)

Nickatilynx 10-12-2005 12:48 AM

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Makingcoin,

I got Trev and newton coming over early November.

Maybe we should do a Riverrock , Orange No5 lads night out? :)

I haven't been to River Rock yet.

do they hold poker tourneys?

Queen Bitch 10-12-2005 01:02 AM

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Does this board always die this early or is there something good on TV tonight? :)

Trev 10-12-2005 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
Makingcoin,

I got Trev and newton coming over early November.

Maybe we should do a Riverrock , Orange No5 lads night out? :)

I haven't been to River Rock yet.

do they hold poker tourneys?

This is turning in to one fun filled trip. :D

Newton 10-12-2005 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Trev
This is turning in to one fun filled trip. :D

It will be very interesting indeed .. Now watch this drive ;)

Trev 10-12-2005 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Newton
It will be very interesting indeed .. Now watch this drive ;)

Ah yes, bringing me down to earth with a bump... I suck at golf and poker... it'll still be fun though. :D

Nickatilynx 10-12-2005 02:05 PM

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and while you bitches play for play money I finished 5th in a tourny and have paid for hobby for another month :)

Trev 10-12-2005 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
and while you bitches play for play money I finished 5th in a tourny and have paid for hobby for another month :)

I tried playing for real money again... I'm so not ready for that yet... :(

Newton 10-12-2005 02:52 PM

Re: God Damn I Hate Poker!!!
 
Learn cribbage ;) Thats a good game man, a very good game ..

You will get the hang of the easy swing mate .. its up to the driving range first for me definately :)

Newton 10-12-2005 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
and while you bitches play for play money I finished 5th in a tourny and have paid for hobby for another month :)

Well done but you look so sad in that picture :)

Nickatilynx 10-13-2005 01:18 AM

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I love poker...

2nd in a $20 buy in tourny...1470 starters.

Won $3400.

:)

Goodnight suckers :)

RyanLanane 10-13-2005 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
I love poker...

2nd in a $20 buy in tourny...1470 starters.

Won $3400.

:)

Goodnight suckers :)

Hella good play tonight nick, can't beat someone who is pure luck like that.. I had a bad feeling when it got 3 handed and the guy had a name with 'green' in it - LOL !!!

Trev 10-13-2005 08:26 AM

Re: God Damn I Hate Poker!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
I love poker...

2nd in a $20 buy in tourny...1470 starters.

Won $3400.

:)

Goodnight suckers :)

I can only get better, when my books arrive from Amazon.com. :)

Nickatilynx 10-13-2005 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by RyanLanane
Hella good play tonight nick, can't beat someone who is pure luck like that.. I had a bad feeling when it got 3 handed and the guy had a name with 'green' in it - LOL !!!

Problem was he always thought I was bluffing.....and I fucking was...LOL

Almighty Jim 10-13-2005 11:51 AM

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I can't afford another addiction right now. From the people who I know that play it seems like once you're hooked it's worse than golf, spend a lot of money learning, keep on trying and never get much better.

Trev 10-13-2005 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Almighty Jim
I can't afford another addiction right now. From the people who I know that play it seems like once you're hooked it's worse than golf, spend a lot of money learning, keep on trying and never get much better.

I've got to admit that it's got me quite hooked, I think that's down to the fact that I suck at it and I want to improve... well I hope that's why :unsure:

Nickatilynx 10-13-2005 12:15 PM

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sex and golf...

The two past times you can really suck at but still enjoy :)


Sucking at poker cannot be enjoyable...unless you are really into some weird shit. lol

Trev 10-13-2005 12:34 PM

Re: God Damn I Hate Poker!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
sex and golf...

The two past times you can really suck at but still enjoy :)


Sucking at poker cannot be enjoyable...unless you are really into some weird shit. lol

I enjoyed sucking at golf, until I played against you... I've never been taunted to that level before.. :(


;)

TheEnforcer 10-13-2005 12:39 PM

Re: God Damn I Hate Poker!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Almighty Jim
I can't afford another addiction right now. From the people who I know that play it seems like once you're hooked it's worse than golf, spend a lot of money learning, keep on trying and never get much better.


No! No! No! No!

You CAN get better but it does take time. You will have slow progress most of the time but every once in a while, after seeing a great many hands and putting stuff together that you sawe during play, you will have a big leap in your ability. It takes patience, observation, and a lot of hands but it DOES come.

RyanLanane 10-13-2005 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TheEnforcer
No! No! No! No!

You CAN get better but it does take time. You will have slow progress most of the time but every once in a while, after seeing a great many hands and putting stuff together that you sawe during play, you will have a big leap in your ability. It takes patience, observation, and a lot of hands but it DOES come.

10 Years Later I am finally getting decent!!!

It also took a changing of my nick name to back2lose so I had to stare at the fact I am a LONG TIME LOSER and have millions coming my way till I am even LMFAO !!!!

Nickatilynx 10-13-2005 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by RyanLanane
10 Years Later I am finally getting decent!!!

It also took a changing of my nick name to back2lose so I had to stare at the fact I am a LONG TIME LOSER and have millions coming my way till I am even LMFAO !!!!

That is the best thing of online poker.

You cannot kid yourself.

Check History and you have it right there :)

I'm up at ladbrokes. (Winning a couple of turnys and sending the money STRAIGHT back is a GOOD thing :)
Down at poker stars (despite qualifying for all the WCOOP finals..never finished in the money) :(
And ummm up at Partypoker. ;-)))
Dropped a couple of hundred at Jetpoker...

( can you tell I'm anal about this shit?)

And TE...ummmm BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

You THINK you win overall. B&M players ALWAYS do LOL

RyanLanane 10-13-2005 01:40 PM

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I haven't played B&M since 2000 at the Bellgio

Them and the Mirage were the only 2 card rooms in Vegas at time time, amazing how things have change...

B&M is fun but nowhere near the same amount of money can be made on a regular basis. Really where do you find 3400 players playing a $200 buyin tournament EVERY Sunday??? Stars is the only place I know of ;)

Nickatilynx 10-13-2005 07:18 PM

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True , Ryan. :)

Talking of which....

Screw you guys , I'm going home.

and maybe play a little poker :)

Good night.


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