Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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:1partytim

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Heather, things are great Down Under, thanks for asking. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

Kids are getting big, 15, 13 and 11 now...any day now they can all move out. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

Life is just ticking along nicely, thankyouverymuch. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/sm...bananajump.gif

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Provocateur! :hmm:

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

:jerry:




we really need a "shit stirrer" icon LOL

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Grav..did your subscription to dictionary.com expire again?

I would be happy to start a benefit for you, since you seem to need the money.

When did they add the extra t to gatling?

Sorry I no longer have the time to teach wit, but I'm sure you're satisfied with having gotten halfway there.

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Nick, I can still use photoshop a bit, but it'll cost you. lol

Excuse me for a bit, Tude's on the phone and well, he's more fun than reading Gravy's malapropisms or for that matter, anything else he does. :)

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Heather!

Certainly haven't seen you for quite a while! You move back into the Bush-controlled "hell hole"? :))

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Those who can't do, teach.

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

I have all the money I need, dear; but thank you for inquiring. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

Best yet, unlike anything from you, there are no liabilities attached. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

JR, are you getting hard? I am
:)

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Oh, so your boss upped your allowance? Good for you!! Does that mean you finally 'performed' your obligations in the partnership? Amazing what a V and a whole lot of scotch can do :okthumb:

Of course, one doesn't need much money when they're 40-something and still living at home.

Or is 'mainstream' paying more than the chump change you made in adult?

Those that can, learn, those that can't, just use feeble and inapt comebacks. Your 'sabre' seems to have lost its temper, hehe. But wasn't it more like a wet noodle?

And I thought Nick was kidding..roflmao

Next.

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Serge, don't taunt Dravyk that way with your raging masculinity..he's sensitive about the big 'I'.

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Every morning when I get up, my first thought of the day is:
how are other guys hard ons doing?

Drav, JR, yours come to my mind first....yours too, Cleo
:)

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

It's so good you have your imagination, else you'd have no ammo to fire. Hopefully you've finally learned to distinguish imagination from reality and from hallucenations by now.

My boss? I'm my own boss, as you very well know. Or are we getting things jumbled up again? Maybe it's time to get your dosages looked at.

As for "living at home", yes, I own my own property. So why of course I do indeed live at my home. Duh! ... No doubt the words "living at home" must be a very confusing concept with all those places you've been in and out of over the years.

Next. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Aw, thanks Serge! :)

And I keep the health of your anus on my mind as well. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wink.gif

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Drav,
I just got colonoscopy 2 weeks ago, thank you very much!

but...seems like you gonna get one from Heather with no anathtesia
;)

Heather, I was always wondering how Drav's inside looks like
;)

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

I know! Glad everything went well for ya, Serge! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

Should be a nasty operation, her knives are dull, and her hands shake too much.

In fact I've already filed the malpractice suit! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wink.gif

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Welcome back, Heather/QB :)

We haven't met but I'm sure its a pleasure.

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Sergei, you don't brush your teeth, you hone your tongue!

I bow to the most worthy opponent I've ever had on any board and the man who was responsible for at least a couple of million dollars in income. :wnw:

For those who aren't as old as the hills ;) , Serge dragged me kicking and cursing onto the Ynot board in 1997 and the rest is history. Those were battles indeed! We both had shoeprints on our asses most of the time back then lol.

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Sin, thank you for your kind welcome, it's been fun seeing everyone again!

Tude and I were talking about how stupifyingly boring the Ebay boards are and I was waxing nostalgic about the old days in adult. I just bet we'll have fun here.

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Deanna (Heather) is off to package her shipment for tomorrow. She referred me to this board and I wanted to stop in and say hi.

This board looks great. It will be nice to speak my mind rather than be censored for saying something like butt ugly.

Nick, Serge, Ms. Grayson, and others, I have heard a lot of good things about you, it is nice to meet you.

BTW, Dravyk, one thing I have learned over the years is to never post in anger. The words never come out correctly and you get your ass kicked.

Just thought you might need that when Deanna gets back.

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Welcome to the board, Tude! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/waving.gif

From the moment of Heather's return, post numero one, she's been hell-bent to slam me. After leaving the first seven or eight hits unanswered, and hoping she got it all out of her system, I come back today after a night's rest to find (again without my responding) that she was at it anew. And so, now I'm slamming back. It's that simple really.

If she can't stand the heat, she shouldn't have put the kitchen on fire in the first place.

Oh and I rarely post in anger. I might post angrily, but not without thought; one gets too tripped up otherwise. But if she's going to get down and dirty, I'll do my best to sink to her level. ;)

Anyhow, I'm sure you can tell Heather and I have had a long history of ripping into each other. Just as she and Serge once did, and she with practically everyone in the adult industry at one time or another have done. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

Anyways, again, welcome to The Wild Side, Tude.

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Thanks for the warm welcome, Dravyk.

I saw Nick recommend to her in an earlier post to "at least advise Dravyk that he is a loser, he seems to have forgotten". I thought she was simply being accomodating. ;)

From what I have seen, Deanna can take any amount of heat. She is known to set fires for fun.

Deanna has been known to do a bit of ripping while seeking a worthy opponent. I have seen her teasing others today, and none of them got upset. Don't get your knickers in a wad, few people really appreciate her dry sense of humor but I can tell when she is just playing.

As far as Deanna's history is concerned, thanks, but we don't have any secrets.

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

LMAO! Tell me about it!

I know when she's just playing and when she isn't as well. Trust me on that score.

In any event, I can personally think of much more constructive, profitable and even fun uses of my time, than for her and I to mutually disembowel each other for the perverse pleasure of onlookers. (Um, sorry about that, onlookers!)

That said, she knows I can go toe-to-toe with her any day. And I most certainly will if pushed to it. But why bother? Life is too short. There's too much to do.

Anyhow, late here on the East Coast. So good night.

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Im sure she can make you "a couple million dollars in income" if ya just tell the "old as the hills" bitch to STFU.

Now how can you just walk away from that???

LOL. Ummm... I see Oprano is really starved for entertainment this week...

I'm off to have my ass bleached now! Toodles!! ;)


Sabby:flash:

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Heather, you brought tears to my eyes....and greatly improved my English spelling over the years, I now know that F U C K has "C" in it!
;)

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

""In any event, I can personally think of much more constructive, profitable and even fun uses of my time, than for her and I to mutually disembowel each other for the perverse pleasure of onlookers. (Um, sorry about that, onlookers!)""

Awww fuck , Dravyk , I just got settled in :(

;-))

Tude , welcome to Oprano. :)

Hopefully you and QB will be able to contribute more than just a good beat down on Drav , which though amusing I grant you , may get old. :)

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Welcome to the board, Tude. I've heard a lot of very good things about you, too! :waving:


Uh, Sabby honey...:blink:

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Welcome to Oprano Tude :)

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

LOL that was soo funny

welcome back heather

Re: Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Don't worry Nickers, was just fooling around a bit, it's so refreshing to not come back to a board and find all your posts pulled lol.

Actually, I'm thinking it would be interesting to investigate the adult side of Ebay a bit and I definitely missed a lot of folks around here!

Ok, fun time's over..time to get into some serious stuff.

Forrest, thanks :)