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MorganGrayson 09-29-2005 04:34 PM

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Thank you, OldJeff and PornoDoggy, for managing to hold onto the topic of this thread while in the midst of...that. Whatever that was. :)

DannyCox 09-29-2005 08:45 PM

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WOW! It's hard to think of just one! I really have done so many stupid things for sex!

There was the time I was banging my old girlfriend's cousin, in her cousin's bed, with my girlfriend in the next room. Yes, I did get caught, but that didn't end the relationship. That ended when she caught me banging the same cousin in her car right outside of my girlfriend's house!!

There was also that time when my own cousin was blowing me in the laundry room of her house (I was 14, she was 15), and her father (my uncle) walked in on us. That was a fun time too!

Ah, the memories.....

MorganGrayson 09-29-2005 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by DannyCox
WOW! It's hard to think of just one! I really have done so many stupid things for sex!

There was the time I was banging my old girlfriend's cousin, in her cousin's bed, with my girlfriend in the next room. Yes, I did get caught, but that didn't end the relationship. That ended when she caught me banging the same cousin in her car right outside of my girlfriend's house!!

There was also that time when my own cousin was blowing me in the laundry room of her house (I was 14, she was 15), and her father (my uncle) walked in on us. That was a fun time too!

Ah, the memories.....

:blink:

Never have I heard of one man facing so many possible moments of execution...and surviving! Kudos...or something....

Dravyk 09-29-2005 09:19 PM

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Danny is Da Man! :beer:

Red 09-29-2005 10:02 PM

Re: Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex?
 
There was the blowjob in the back of the bus during a school trip. Years later, I ran into the guy and he reminded me of the incident. My response was "Oh, was that you?"

There was also the time in the woods when I was 17. I got poison ivy on my ass.

Then there was that fraternity party...

Ok, I'll stop now.

Steady 09-29-2005 10:18 PM

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At the lake...I was 21 and she was 19. She was recently crowned queen of the city where we both lived. She was awesome, everyone in the town we lived in wanted a to bang her.

Two cops caught us fucking up a storm. :p It was worth getting caught. The cops told us to leave the lake park area.

It was dumb, because I had an apartment. We could have gone there.

DannyCox 09-29-2005 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dravyk
Danny is Da Man! :beer:

No, Danny used to be really stupid and only thought with his dick! :unsure:

But, Yes, those were the good ol' days! :yowsa:



Carol just reminded me of this one ... There was this time, when Carol and I were still just going out, and we were at a house where Carol was babysitting. The kids were in bed, the parents weren't supposed to be home for hours (and I wasn't even supposed to be there), so we got fully naked in the living room, and started fooling around. The parents walked in as we were fucking on their couch! The real problem was, we started making out and got undressed in the kitchen, and that's where our clothes were.We had to do the walk of shame to get our clothes. Needless to say, carol never babysat for them again :)


We also once got caught by the cops at a drive-in movie (as many people have). The only difference here was we had a threesome going on with a friend of ours! He was doing Carol doggy-style while she gave me head. Even the cops said that was a first for them!

domtheboy 09-30-2005 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Trev
In the ladies bathroom at a local night club. It wasn't the place that was dumb - it was getting caught by the bouncers and having my arse hauled out of the club with my pants round my ankles...

When they caught you, did the scream in pure Geoff off Byker Grove fashion:

"Wey-aye, what's gannin on 'ere like ? Ya dorty rascal !"

:yowsa:

SykkBoy 09-30-2005 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Dravyk
On the side of a busy interstate. :)

So one time me and the babe I was going out with at the time got horny. And we kinda liked a little "danger sex" or semi-exhibition sex, whatever. Pulled over onto the shoulder, got out, went to the other side of the car, started doing it standing up.

It's when the 18 wheelers whizz by and the car (a heavy one, not a compact) that you're leaning against shakes like an earthquake, and the wind nearly blows you away ... well, it just wasn't very "conducive" ...

Anyway not totally sure if that was dumb, as much as it didn't work as well as we'd thought.

yeah, that was dumb....she could have gotten caught on something sharp on your car and popped and flew away...

el pres 09-30-2005 02:35 AM

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At work, reason it was dumb, carpet burns from the industrial nylon carpet.
My knees were bleeding.

Sabby 09-30-2005 02:48 AM

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Sorry boys...

But I DEMAND a nice comfortable environment with all the trimmings...

or no DICE!!!


Sabby:flash:

ReighlynnRaine 09-30-2005 04:53 AM

Re: Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex?
 
Dumbest place.... in the car by a wildlife preserve. Dumb because the cops showed up (the look on my pants-less boyfriend when the cop kept the flashlight on him was hysterical) and told us to move along. Seems we were parked where a lot of drug deals happen. Eeep.

Trev 09-30-2005 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by domtheboy
When they caught you, did the scream in pure Geoff off Byker Grove fashion:

"Wey-aye, what's gannin on 'ere like ? Ya dorty rascal !"

:yowsa:

Hahahahaha

Something along those lines, with a "We'z ganna kick the fuckin' shite oot a ya oot side bonny lad" :(

PornoDoggy 09-30-2005 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Thank you, OldJeff and PornoDoggy, for managing to hold onto the topic of this thread while in the midst of...that. Whatever that was. :)

That was the boys discovering their toys, of course ...

Seems a lot of us have been caught in our cars ... there was a St. Louis County cop I wanted to invite to my first wedding. This guy must have caught us almost in the act, in the act, or right after the act four or five times in a six month periodl. Yes, we were smart enough to move; he was just damned good at finding us, or he was stalking one of us.

OldJeff 09-30-2005 08:57 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DannyCox
WOW! It's hard to think of just one! I really have done so many stupid things for sex!

There was the time I was banging my old girlfriend's cousin, in her cousin's bed, with my girlfriend in the next room. Yes, I did get caught, but that didn't end the relationship. That ended when she caught me banging the same cousin in her car right outside of my girlfriend's house!!

There was also that time when my own cousin was blowing me in the laundry room of her house (I was 14, she was 15), and her father (my uncle) walked in on us. That was a fun time too!

Ah, the memories.....


And all this time I thought West Virginia had the market cornered on fucking your relatives.

Grump 09-30-2005 10:29 AM

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Inside the Statue of Liberty, behind some drop cloths under some scafolding in an area where some sort of work was being done. While tours were going on. She was noisy and I never considered the echos inside a hollow metal structure. I should have.

ReighlynnRaine 09-30-2005 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Grump
Inside the Statue of Liberty, behind some drop cloths under some scafolding in an area where some sort of work was being done. While tours were going on. She was noisy and I never considered the echos inside a hollow metal structure. I should have.

:bustingup So did you get busted?

Grump 09-30-2005 10:49 AM

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Yep,and escorted off the island.

ReighlynnRaine 09-30-2005 10:50 AM

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:lol: egads. But at least you have a great story.

Grump 09-30-2005 10:55 AM

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Just another historic place to add to the list that we are not allowed back to :)

It was the dumbest in terms of I should have known we'd get caught, not the most risky or fun though. For most risky my vote has to go to the "Heart" at the Franklin Institute in Philly.

Surprisingly we are allowed in there still. LOL!

ReighlynnRaine 09-30-2005 10:57 AM

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:lol:

Bhelliom 09-30-2005 11:15 AM

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well mine was on my girlfriends couch.... we thought everyone had gone to bed.... turns out her father was just in the washroom... (the couch is VERY visible from the bathroom door when you walk out...

fortunately, he likes to read and take his time in the bathroom. Just barely finished and he walked out.... talk about awkward

Dravyk 09-30-2005 01:09 PM

Re: Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex?
 
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Originally Posted by Grump
Just another historic place to add to the list that we are not allowed back to :)

It was the dumbest in terms of I should have known we'd get caught, not the most risky or fun though. For most risky my vote has to go to the "Heart" at the Franklin Institute in Philly.

Surprisingly we are allowed in there still. LOL!

You did it in "the heart"? Damn!! :okthumb:

DannyCox 09-30-2005 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by OldJeff
And all this time I thought West Virginia had the market cornered on fucking your relatives.

Nope, when you are a young teen with a constant erection, and a hot cousin willing to take care of the problem, your location has nothing to do with it at all. We're all West Virginians at that point ;)

Dravyk 09-30-2005 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by DannyCox
Nope, when you are a young teen with a constant erection, and a hot cousin willing to take care of the problem, your location has nothing to do with it at all. We're all West Virginians at that point http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wink.gif

... Suddenly thinking of "cousins" Ellie May and Daisy Duke for some reason. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif

Nickatilynx 09-30-2005 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Dravyk
... Suddenly thinking of "cousins" Ellie May and Daisy Duke for some reason. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif

But dude , we all know you'd SETTLE for Cousin It.

ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha


I HAD to!!!

It was just hanging there!!

;-))

OldJeff 09-30-2005 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by DannyCox
Nope, when you are a young teen with a constant erection, and a hot cousin willing to take care of the problem, your location has nothing to do with it at all. We're all West Virginians at that point ;)


LMAO

You know Dan, I can not read your name without thinking of smoked meat sandwiches at that diner so many years ago.

Dravyk 09-30-2005 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
But dude , we all know you'd SETTLE for Cousin It.

ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

I HAD to!!!

It was just hanging there!!

;-))

LMAO! No problem!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif




Btw, I heard you gave up wanking to have sex with "Thing". Is there a difference? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif

Ducking and running!

Nickatilynx 09-30-2005 01:57 PM

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This thread just reminded me..

Of Steph at Janey.net (my first real host) telling me how much money they made from underwear sales.

So we went bought a load of them.

;-))

LOL

We were thinking of shaving our pubes and putting a pube in the crotch of each pair of "just worn panties" we sent out.

Ah well... LOL

Nickatilynx 09-30-2005 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Dravyk
LMAO! No problem!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif




Btw, I heard you gave up wanking to have sex with "Thing". Is there a difference? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif

Ducking and running!

Its not bad.

But it would never stop a total wanker like you from being one :)

Dravyk 09-30-2005 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
We were thinking of shaving our pubes and putting a pube in the crotch of each pair of "just worn panties" we sent out.

Ewwwwwww! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/sm...oublepuke1.gif

I think the only way to get that mental image out my head is to go drinking tonight! Thanks, Nick! :hic:

Dravyk 09-30-2005 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
Its not bad.

But it would never stop a total wanker like you from being one :)

Well then I have to hand it to you. :D

DrGuile 09-30-2005 03:10 PM

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Saskatoon

DannyCox 09-30-2005 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by OldJeff
You know Dan, I can not read your name without thinking of smoked meat sandwiches at that diner so many years ago.

Damn! That was back in 1999, I believe. I can't even remember where we went, whether it was Ben's or Shwartz's! Stan and Billy were with us, as I think it was Stan who was bugging me to try that smoked meat stuff.

Sin 09-30-2005 04:15 PM

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I lost my virginity in my parents living room, with my mum & dad in their room less than 50 feet away with the door open.

Other than that probably the dumbest place I had sex would be at my other workplace, once in the back with the wine & I gave the same person a blowjob in the fermenting room with the beer :D He wanted to eat me out in the cooler in the dark but I am not fond of the cold... lol

Trev 09-30-2005 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Sin
I lost my virginity in my parents living room, with my mum & dad in their room less than 50 feet away with the door open.

Other than that probably the dumbest place I had sex would be at my other workplace, once in the back with the wine & I gave the same person a blowjob in the fermenting room with the beer :D He wanted to eat me out in the cooler in the dark but I am not fond of the cold... lol

Where do you live again :yowsa:

MorganGrayson 09-30-2005 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DrGuile
Saskatoon

Gosh, that's fun to say. :)

I gather it's not a lot of fun to be there, but it sure is fun to say.

ReighlynnRaine 09-30-2005 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Gosh, that's fun to say. :)

I gather it's not a lot of fun to be there, but it sure is fun to say.

Say it three times fast...

Dr. Elle 09-30-2005 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Dravyk
On the side of a busy interstate. :)

So one time me and the babe I was going out with at the time got horny. And we kinda liked a little "danger sex" or semi-exhibition sex, whatever. Pulled over onto the shoulder, got out, went to the other side of the car, started doing it standing up.

It's when the 18 wheelers whizz by and the car (a heavy one, not a compact) that you're leaning against shakes like an earthquake, and the wind nearly blows you away ... well, it just wasn't very "conducive" ...

Anyway not totally sure if that was dumb, as much as it didn't work as well as we'd thought.

Those things only work out well in films. Reality somehow manages to weasel it's way in when we attempt to act out fantasy.

Dr. Elle 09-30-2005 10:51 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Red
There was the blowjob in the back of the bus during a school trip. Years later, I ran into the guy and he reminded me of the incident. My response was "Oh, was that you?"

There was also the time in the woods when I was 17. I got poison ivy on my ass.

Then there was that fraternity party...

Ok, I'll stop now.

Now I see why you are the resident trollop. You're obviously a tramp from way back. My kind of girl. :)


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