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You have my fucking house camed!!! ;-))

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"What's The Matter With Parents Today?"

Mom and dad
How'd you get so rad?
When exactly did you get so hip?

Wearing teenage clothes
You're always coming to my shows
And telling me that I should mellow out

It's absurd
They're singing every word
You're not supposed to like my band
Things I like you don't understand

So please put down that rum and Coke
That's not behaviour for old folk
Can we just hang on holidays
Dad and mom
What planet are you from?
And what convinced you to pack up and leave
Doing drugs
And asking me for hugs
What's the matter with parents today?

Not again
When will it end?
Dad's dressing like Motley Crue
And why is moms hair dyed bright blue?

And stayin' out till 2 or 3
Then having sex publicly
I thought the apple fell far from the tree

Mom and dad, I think you ought
To quit smoking so much pot
And hanging with my friends

Laying round, on the couch
With my Misfits records out
Softly banging your head

Maybe its just a passing phase
What's the matter with my parents these days?

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Teaching your children to repeat your own stupid patterns is a no no.

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24 years, and I'm still living it! :blink:

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Gettin in a little late in this, but but worth it for me to post from a dialup... (thanks, SBC... fukkers).


He saw more than you know...


of course, the sex was off the wall, right?... it's the only reason men will put up with the drama... :yowsa:


BS... you get in half the fights, because the makeup sex is THAT good... :awinky:



sure you don't want to go for the leprechan outfit ? :)


anyway my own ... 2 years... and I should have walked away after a month...

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Now that you know will you accept $2.95 per minute?


Chris thought your post was hilarious

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You probably have a point but we tried very hard


Sebastian now has a framed black and white photo of himself and Chris (my fiancée) in his bedroom at his mother's house


He asked if Chris would take a photo him and Daddy next week while we are at Disney World so he could have one of him with everybody in his bedroom at his mother's house

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Sshe is a lady of obvious exquisite taste. Finding me amusing , and loving you :)


btw...

2.95 a MINUTE.... are you crazy???!!!!

I'd make 4.35 then have to have a pizza , make a lot of excuses ,and take some more viagra.

;-))

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OH!

I can have a 8x10 glossy done of this for your collection :)

http://www.whitcon.net/154b.jpg

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more years than i wanna remember...........

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My friend, i hope you did not take that as a slight at you, at all...

My point was, never underestimate your children's ability to see the truth... whether good or bad.

And Morgan, my little wordslut... er wordsmythe... :rolleyes:

I need a high res version of that avatar of of yours... I know of
a niece starting college, who'll need a poster... :)

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not at all nlphoto
I knew what you meant

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I will see if a hi-res of this is available. The avatar came via email from my youngest, with the note "I saw this and thought of you."

:blink:

OK...I don't think Hallmark is going to be using *that* one on a Mother's Day card....