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Awesome. And even if they can't be legal entries they're still fun to do.
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You may enter as many times as you wish.
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Red: Yay!!
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Another entry. Still no sleep so here goes...
Once upon a time there was a :kneel: who kept his :cheer: daughter locked in a tower. She was a bit of a :flash: so he hired :shooter:, :snipe:, :woo:, :uzi: and :kapow:to gaurd it. A nearby :kneel: heard of the sluttly little princess so he hired some :ninja: to capture her. The :ninja: began to :bitchslap all the gaurds and rescue the princess. Once inside the :ninja: found out that the :cheer: had been replaced by :1DBH: who promply :1spank: him for entering the tower. :ninja: liked it so much he decided to stay in the tower and be :whip: for the rest of his days. The End. And even though it has no place in the story every entry should have :butt2: in it because it makes me giggle. |
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Absolute class :okthumb:
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:wub: = Red :cheer: = Morgan :stroke: = Dravyk :devilguy1 = Nick :salute:= MikeAI :flash:= Sabby :sheep: = Serge :KongBeat = Anthony :matey: = Vick ******** :devilguy1 hired :stroke: to join the Oprano Mod team. :cheer: and :wub: were thrilled to have :stroke: join the Oprano team; finally a :newbie: gopher they could :bitchslap and amuse themselves with! :cheer: :gossip2: to :wub: and :stroke: noticed them :rotflmao1. :stroke: said, "Whatcha :rotflmao1 at?" :cheer: and :wub: told :stroke: that they were just thinking about having a :3some: with :stroke: and how :rotflmao1 that would be because :stroke: wouldn't know what to do with :3some:! :matey: piped in and said, "Besides, :stroke: doesn't have my long hair. There's no way he could possibly be as good as me in :Lets_do_i!" :salute: chimed in, "And he's a :cuckoo1: liberal for gawd sake! Lazy damn liberals wouldn't stand long enough for a :1usuck:!" :KongBeat added, "With the muscles :stroke: has, he'll be lucky to have the energy to even :wankit: all night long!" :sheep: suggested that :alc: some wine and :wankit: a :doggy: would be more fun than having a :3some: with :stroke:. :flash: just :whistling and :boober: her tits. :stroke: was :1puppydog. He felt like he was just :nutkick:. :wub: and :cheer: felt bad for :stroke: and decided to make :stroke: feel better. :cheer: started :knitting: a wig for :stroke:. "That takes care of the hair problem." :cheer: thought to herself. :wub: taught :stroke: to :butt:and be a true republican. No more :-pinkelep :-pinkelepfor :stroke:. :cheer: then got :stroke: to start :boxer: and build up that stamina. Finally, :wub: got a bottle of wine and she and :stroke: :alc: and :alc:. Instead of a :doggy: , :cheer: and :wub: got :stroke:and they ended up in :Lets_do_i together. They :tagteam2: and :tagteam2: all night long. Surprisingly, :stroke: now had hair like :matey:, republican intellect like :salute:, strength like :KongBeat, and wit like :sheep:. Unfortunately, :stroke: also had :boober: like :flash:. The moral of the story is, you can imitate anyone, but, once a :boober:, always a :boober:. |
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA priceless ...
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gigi,
:wnw: :okthumb: :wnw: |
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haha, it was fun to write. Now that I look at it I see places I could have added to...but, it actually flowed out quite easily... :D
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These are just wonderful.
All right kids, you've got until midnight tonight to get those entries in. The winner will be announced on Friday. Keep 'em coming. :) |
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We have to wait till Friday???
The anticipation will kill us! :lol: But seriously... more stories people... I love these things. I want to write more. |
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ok, the contest has officially closed.
The winners will be announced of Friday, since I'll be away today and tomorow. Thanks to everyone who played, you all did great. |
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Can't wait!! :D
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I'm surprised there were no more stories submitted! They were fun to write :)
and the winner IS.......................... |
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And the Winners are...
First, I'd like to thank everyone who participated in my little game. We got some great stories and I hope you all had fun with this. In the category of The most creative story without a category to guide you. The winner is ReighlynnRaine and she receives a $50 gift certificate from Exclusive Content In the category of Initiation for the new mod on the block, the winner is Gigi. And she receives One week's worth of traffic from TopBucks In the category of The story that best seduces the judges. The winner is Sin and her prize is One month of homegrown content feeds from Homegrown Cash In the category of The best story not using any smilies that will make Morgan throw up the winner is ReighlynnRaine and she receives the Amazon gift certificate. I was hoping we would have had a lot more entries and runner ups, but since we don't each winner will also receive a story pack from Written Temptations. Unfortunately our limited edition Oprano mafia shirts, never found there way to me, so everyone who entered can choose either a new Oprano coffee mug or hat. Please PM me your email address so I can put you in touch with the contact for your prize, let me know what niche you'd like the story pack in and your mailing address so we can send out your hat or mug. Again, thanks for playing and congratulations you guys all did great. |
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Wow... thanks!! And congrats to Gigi and Sin.
And hey all you newbies... I'm a newbie too so this should be some incentive to post!! |
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Rockin! Thanks guys!
And congrats to Sin and ReighlynnRaine! PM is on it's way red :) |
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Excellent and well done ;)
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Congrats to all the winners and thanks to all of the sponsors who donated prizes. Much appreciated!
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Congratulations to all the winners and thanks to our generous sponsors who dontated prizes! :)
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Thank you!! :) I had fun with it... Congrats to the others as well! :D
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