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MorganGrayson 07-01-2005 05:00 PM

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@Jul 1 2005, 02:01 PM
Where is Brad located?

I received a weird email the other day from someone called B.S in Vancouver asking for sexual advice.


He was in Texas, the last I knew mate :)


That's cool thanks Trev .. this obviously isnt him then ..

B.S – Vancouver

I am attracted to a very cute looking transvestite and we are thinking of settling down together, she asked me the other day to pay for surgery to turn her anus into a female vagina, will she lose the tightness of her ass by replacing it and how long before I can fuck her?


Dear B.S.

Dear B.S.
I don’t think she will lose the tightness at all since most of the changes will be external. You should be able to fuck her shortly after she figures out how she’s going to take a shit.



Please send all your sex questions to elle AT sexines.com

Don't be afraid to come to me with your questions and problems. I don't judge, I just help. (ok, I might giggle a little, but only if it's warranted)


Dr. Elle Minora
Resident Sexologist


Nice to see you made it to Oprano Dr :)


Excellent advice :yowsa:


Thank you Trev. I understand that you are a married man. I'm sure I'll be hearing from either you or your wife soon.

He will want to know why his pee pee burns when he takes a piss. [/b][/quote]
Priceless, gonzo!!! :rokk:

Trev 07-01-2005 06:22 PM

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@Jul 1 2005, 02:01 PM
Where is Brad located?

I received a weird email the other day from someone called B.S in Vancouver asking for sexual advice.


He was in Texas, the last I knew mate :)


That's cool thanks Trev .. this obviously isnt him then ..

B.S – Vancouver

I am attracted to a very cute looking transvestite and we are thinking of settling down together, she asked me the other day to pay for surgery to turn her anus into a female vagina, will she lose the tightness of her ass by replacing it and how long before I can fuck her?


Dear B.S.

Dear B.S.
I don’t think she will lose the tightness at all since most of the changes will be external. You should be able to fuck her shortly after she figures out how she’s going to take a shit.



Please send all your sex questions to elle AT sexines.com

Don't be afraid to come to me with your questions and problems. I don't judge, I just help. (ok, I might giggle a little, but only if it's warranted)


Dr. Elle Minora
Resident Sexologist


Nice to see you made it to Oprano Dr :)


Excellent advice :yowsa:


Thank you Trev. I understand that you are a married man. I'm sure I'll be hearing from either you or your wife soon.


He will want to know why his pee pee burns when he takes a piss.

Priceless, gonzo!!! :rokk: [/b][/quote]
I'm surrounded by haters :nyanya:

Dr. Elle 07-01-2005 07:05 PM

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@Jul 1 2005, 02:01 PM
Where is Brad located?

I received a weird email the other day from someone called B.S in Vancouver asking for sexual advice.


He was in Texas, the last I knew mate :)


That's cool thanks Trev .. this obviously isnt him then ..

B.S – Vancouver

I am attracted to a very cute looking transvestite and we are thinking of settling down together, she asked me the other day to pay for surgery to turn her anus into a female vagina, will she lose the tightness of her ass by replacing it and how long before I can fuck her?


Dear B.S.

Dear B.S.
I don’t think she will lose the tightness at all since most of the changes will be external. You should be able to fuck her shortly after she figures out how she’s going to take a shit.



Please send all your sex questions to elle AT sexines.com

Don't be afraid to come to me with your questions and problems. I don't judge, I just help. (ok, I might giggle a little, but only if it's warranted)


Dr. Elle Minora
Resident Sexologist


Nice to see you made it to Oprano Dr :)


Excellent advice :yowsa:


Thank you Trev. I understand that you are a married man. I'm sure I'll be hearing from either you or your wife soon.

He will want to know why his pee pee burns when he takes a piss. [/b][/quote]
How do you know this? Are you the one who gave him the infection?

It is proper sexual ethics to always inform your partner if you've given them something.

Or are you asking for "someone else" because you're embarrased to let anyone know it's really you. Don't be embarrassed or shy. Most people who are sexually active with multiple partners will probably end up with some sort of infection at least once in their lives.

You don't have to be afraid to tell Dr. Elle the truth Gonzo. It's nothing to be a shamed of. A little shot of penicillin will clear that up. Just be glad it's not herpes. You carry that around with you for life...like luggage.

MorganGrayson 07-01-2005 07:16 PM

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Originally posted by Trev@Jul 1 2005, 02:23 PM
I'm surrounded by haters :nyanya:
Oh, no you're not, Trev, you sweetie! :inlove:

Trev 07-01-2005 07:28 PM

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@Jul 1 2005, 02:01 PM
Where is Brad located?

I received a weird email the other day from someone called B.S in Vancouver asking for sexual advice.


He was in Texas, the last I knew mate :)


That's cool thanks Trev .. this obviously isnt him then ..

B.S – Vancouver

I am attracted to a very cute looking transvestite and we are thinking of settling down together, she asked me the other day to pay for surgery to turn her anus into a female vagina, will she lose the tightness of her ass by replacing it and how long before I can fuck her?


Dear B.S.

Dear B.S.
I don’t think she will lose the tightness at all since most of the changes will be external. You should be able to fuck her shortly after she figures out how she’s going to take a shit.



Please send all your sex questions to elle AT sexines.com

Don't be afraid to come to me with your questions and problems. I don't judge, I just help. (ok, I might giggle a little, but only if it's warranted)


Dr. Elle Minora
Resident Sexologist


Nice to see you made it to Oprano Dr :)


Excellent advice :yowsa:


Thank you Trev. I understand that you are a married man. I'm sure I'll be hearing from either you or your wife soon.


He will want to know why his pee pee burns when he takes a piss.

How do you know this? Are you the one who gave him the infection?

It is proper sexual ethics to always inform your partner if you've given them something.

Or are you asking for "someone else" because you're embarrased to let anyone know it's really you. Don't be embarrassed or shy. Most people who are sexually active with multiple partners will probably end up with some sort of infection at least once in their lives.

You don't have to be afraid to tell Dr. Elle the truth Gonzo. It's nothing to be a shamed of. A little shot of penicillin will clear that up. Just be glad it's not herpes. You carry that around with you for life...like luggage. [/b][/quote]
Thats very sound advice Dr Elle and thank you :)


I'll never dabble without protection after this :unsure:

Trev 07-01-2005 07:30 PM

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I'm surrounded by haters :nyanya:
Oh, no you're not, Trev, you sweetie! :inlove: [/b][/quote]
After I get my shots, feel like having a drink sometime :yowsa:

MorganGrayson 07-01-2005 08:21 PM

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@Jul 1 2005, 02:23 PM
I'm surrounded by haters :nyanya:


Oh, no you're not, Trev, you sweetie! :inlove:

After I get my shots, feel like having a drink sometime :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
I think that would be lovely. :D :stout:

gonzo 07-02-2005 12:43 AM

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@Jul 1 2005, 02:01 PM
Where is Brad located?

I received a weird email the other day from someone called B.S in Vancouver asking for sexual advice.


He was in Texas, the last I knew mate :)


That's cool thanks Trev .. this obviously isnt him then ..

B.S – Vancouver

I am attracted to a very cute looking transvestite and we are thinking of settling down together, she asked me the other day to pay for surgery to turn her anus into a female vagina, will she lose the tightness of her ass by replacing it and how long before I can fuck her?


Dear B.S.

Dear B.S.
I don’t think she will lose the tightness at all since most of the changes will be external. You should be able to fuck her shortly after she figures out how she’s going to take a shit.



Please send all your sex questions to elle AT sexines.com

Don't be afraid to come to me with your questions and problems. I don't judge, I just help. (ok, I might giggle a little, but only if it's warranted)


Dr. Elle Minora
Resident Sexologist


Nice to see you made it to Oprano Dr :)


Excellent advice :yowsa:


Thank you Trev. I understand that you are a married man. I'm sure I'll be hearing from either you or your wife soon.


He will want to know why his pee pee burns when he takes a piss.

How do you know this? Are you the one who gave him the infection?

It is proper sexual ethics to always inform your partner if you've given them something.

Or are you asking for "someone else" because you're embarrased to let anyone know it's really you. Don't be embarrassed or shy. Most people who are sexually active with multiple partners will probably end up with some sort of infection at least once in their lives.

You don't have to be afraid to tell Dr. Elle the truth Gonzo. It's nothing to be a shamed of. A little shot of penicillin will clear that up. Just be glad it's not herpes. You carry that around with you for life...like luggage. [/b][/quote]
Trev has a recurring issue with anything burning or flame related.

Trev 07-02-2005 04:36 AM

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@Jul 1 2005, 02:01 PM
Where is Brad located?

I received a weird email the other day from someone called B.S in Vancouver asking for sexual advice.


He was in Texas, the last I knew mate :)


That's cool thanks Trev .. this obviously isnt him then ..

B.S – Vancouver

I am attracted to a very cute looking transvestite and we are thinking of settling down together, she asked me the other day to pay for surgery to turn her anus into a female vagina, will she lose the tightness of her ass by replacing it and how long before I can fuck her?


Dear B.S.

Dear B.S.
I don’t think she will lose the tightness at all since most of the changes will be external. You should be able to fuck her shortly after she figures out how she’s going to take a shit.



Please send all your sex questions to elle AT sexines.com

Don't be afraid to come to me with your questions and problems. I don't judge, I just help. (ok, I might giggle a little, but only if it's warranted)


Dr. Elle Minora
Resident Sexologist


Nice to see you made it to Oprano Dr :)


Excellent advice :yowsa:


Thank you Trev. I understand that you are a married man. I'm sure I'll be hearing from either you or your wife soon.


He will want to know why his pee pee burns when he takes a piss.


How do you know this? Are you the one who gave him the infection?

It is proper sexual ethics to always inform your partner if you've given them something.

Or are you asking for "someone else" because you're embarrased to let anyone know it's really you. Don't be embarrassed or shy. Most people who are sexually active with multiple partners will probably end up with some sort of infection at least once in their lives.

You don't have to be afraid to tell Dr. Elle the truth Gonzo. It's nothing to be a shamed of. A little shot of penicillin will clear that up. Just be glad it's not herpes. You carry that around with you for life...like luggage.

Trev has a recurring issue with anything burning or flame related. [/b][/quote]
Penicillin won’t fix it either :(

Dravyk 07-02-2005 08:35 AM

It's a shame to see such a good Bash Brad thread deteriorate. <_<

Let's get back on topic people! :P

Nickatilynx 07-02-2005 08:46 AM

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Originally posted by Dravyk@Jul 2 2005, 04:36 AM
It's a shame to see such a good Bash Brad thread deteriorate. <_<

Let's get back on topic people! :P

ahahahahahahahaha

I was just checking in and thought exactly the same!!! LOL

StreetRacer 07-02-2005 09:34 AM

brad shaw = pussy bitch

:D

Newton 07-02-2005 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by Dravyk@Jul 2 2005, 04:36 AM
It's a shame to see such a good Bash Brad thread deteriorate. <_<

Let's get back on topic people! :P

My deepest and profound apologies Dravyk ;)

Let the piss flow like cristal ...

Trev 07-02-2005 12:44 PM

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It's a shame to see such a good Bash Brad thread deteriorate. <_<

Let's get back on topic people! :P

My deepest and profound apologies Dravyk ;)

Let the piss flow like cristal ... [/b][/quote]
With Brad’s numbers he'll be less of a Cristal drinker and more of a Lambrini drinker now <_<

grimm 07-02-2005 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by Anthony@Jun 30 2005, 04:56 PM
Figured you would talk shit, I never ate your pizza, your fat fuck employees gobbled it up before anyone else could. Guess they take after the boss.

Gook, eh?

So you've grown a pair of balls since Vegas? Using our little trick of filming you when you were shitting your pants at the Spaghetti factory in Vancouver?

Call me a gook to my face, you fat fuck.

:P


i always thought of your more of a zipperhead to my kike-ness. i thought gook was only for the vietnamese. its all so much easier now that we a re all just homos:)


:P


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