dont. men and women were not meant to live together unless the man is willing to give up all control of the living quarters and arrangements:)

All women are crazy.

It's completely true.

Don't fight it or try to understand.

Just go with the flow.

...and duck periodically.

Jesus, you guys need cooler girls to live with :)

KC and I rarely fight. We both go out with friends and trust eachother enough to not get jealous. Even though Im with him 24/7 he is the person I like to spend my time with the most. He cracks me up everyday and we have the most fun together. Standard household chores are easy to deal with. I cook, he takes me out etc.

My best advice is to never say the things you cant take back. If you are fighting just remind yourself that even though you are pissed, this is the girl you love and respect.

On a side note......Im on the pill and take 3-4 months at a time skipping the sugar pill so I will skip my period. This means I dont get PMS which could definitely contribute to how mellow I am, lol :)

You have found the secret Miss Eve :)

Women are bitchy the week before and recovering the week after.. then you have the week of.

Shit that's 3 out of four weeks.. I'm going to replace the current Misses's placebos with real ones... LOL (Can you get real ones that are the color of placebos? ha)

i dont date women who dont like sports on face value. thats a stupid generalization. most women will like whatever sport you like if you take the time to include them in it. Hell i was engaged to a brazilian and turned her into a football/baseball/basketball fan by taking her to games, explaining all the rules (she didn't know any, being raised on futbol):) and including her in a gameday experience. now shes a rabid fan. and I in turn, got into Brazilian soccer. (it helped that i have a 2 decade background in american soccer, but still)


Women are very much more open minded than men. Inclusion is the key. How many of you could say that you would adopt the hobbies of a woman over time, and not begrudgingly.:)

Could you keep yr posts shorter , reading them make me drop stitches....

now...where was I...

knit 2 pearl 3...

Could you keep yr posts shorter , reading them make me drop stitches....

now...where was I...

knit 2 pearl 3... [/b][/quote]
hahaha dont scuff your lavender booties:)

my gf (now ex) just moved out a month ago

i could not take it any longer and we made an arrangement that she moves out of my house, thought i would be very sad about it, but just now i realized i had a smile on my face consistently for the past 2 weeks

had this girl over mon night:
http://coldcandle.com/chica/

first date in a while, had to take pics ;), although she spilled pinot noir on my nice carpet grrr

i see many parallels between vick and myself, some things you cannot compromise on, if you like a high level of freedom/independence as I do, living with a female is tough

One word thats lacking in this thread is: Compromise


Without it you'll either stab the shit out of eachother or worse :unsure:

And find one that thinks your tendency to do mind bogglingly stange things is adorable:)

And find one that thinks your tendency to do mind bogglingly stange things is adorable:) [/b][/quote]
Oh hell yes :wnw:


That's a must :D

And find one that thinks your tendency to do mind bogglingly stange things is adorable:) [/b][/quote]
What , so you have to pick one???!!!

Just one?

FUCK!!!


;-)))

What , so you have to pick one???!!!

Just one?

FUCK!!!


;-))) [/b][/quote]
No no no no... pick the biggest and slide the rest in slowly :awinky:

What , so you have to pick one???!!!

Just one?

FUCK!!!


;-))) [/b][/quote]
haha just hope its the biggest one. lol

"Fuck your hopes, fuck your dreams - lets just try and go out there, and make this bitch happy!"

--Chris Rock

:)

Every now and again I'm sure my wife thinks me breathing is mind-bogglingly strange.

Every now and again I'm sure my wife thinks me breathing is mind-bogglingly strange. [/b][/quote]
Or unnecessary :unsure:

A-fucking-men.

Actually I was re-reading this thread and for the most part we all sound like a bunch of bitter & twisted old fucks, so I thought I might post some of the positives:

Food: The Mrs buys way better quality food than I would. I now love Green & Black.

Shelter: It's actually nice to have a reasonably well-looked after home filled with "nice" & comfortable things rather than a boys toys student shit-pit. Even if some of them aren't my taste, they make her happy.

Sex: Having it a turn away with someone who specifically enjoys it with you is the real Roll-Over Jackpot. It's also far easier than booking it or chasing it.

Partnership: Easily the best thing about living with the Mrs is the fact that she's on-side most of the time, and it's our side; we discuss things & work them out; and best of all, she puts up with me!

In view of these things, all of the other annoyances about having to share your space with someone are pretty inconsequential.

All of these points must be taken in jest to a certain degree, I wouldn't change Toni for anything. She's my best friend, which is another massive plus in any relationship.

Plus she's the only friend that I’ve never punched the snot out of after 10 pints in the local bar, when my teams lost (again) lol :ph34r:





Edit: The snot punching thing is a Newcastle - Sunderland issue :)

Housewife... hmmmm..,

Interesting carreer choice.

I think If i ever had to rely on a man I would probably starve to death. LOL.

I really like having my own money.

Househusbands can be really useful though ;)



Sabby:)

The minute you find a box of tampons by your toothbrush your entire worldview will change.

those things are great for a broken nose!:)

those things are great for a broken nose!:) [/b][/quote]
You have big nostrils! :)

Definition of Compromise - A long word meaning you lost

:o

it will be fun, give it a whirl... you know what you are doing, all these people are just not as lucky as you LOL go ahead and make your way. :)

Cabana boys are cheaper ;)

I guess it is a tad weird having her here all the time, her best friends are in europe and she hasn't started back at work yet so I guess that's part of it. I'm getting a bit annoyed about having to ask where some stuff is and just lots of little shit. So far the comprimises are worth it. Having food cooked for me, cleaning and laundry done, and getting laid whenever I want without going anywhere are worth dealing with her arranging the glassware in the cabinets differently that I do. :)

This is just the start, there's allot of things going to change in your life :blink:


Like I said two weeks from now you'll shit at just how much compromising you've done :biglaugh:

another good rule - during sex you're both responsible for your own orgasm

You guys are cracking me up with this thread....Im taking notes so that if I move in with my boyfriend, Ill know how to handle myself...

but try not to generalize too much...I love sports and can talk circles around most of you in football...I could careless when you go out with your friends, and the house will always be imaculate...so Im thinkin I wont be THAT hard to live with, lol

Feel free to try... ;)

Feel free to try... ;) [/b][/quote]
I got money on DG, and that doesn't stand for Dr Guile!

Feel free to try... ;) [/b][/quote]
She means football, not soccer.

Feel free to try... ;) [/b][/quote]
yeah.. sorry not gonna happen. :)

She means football, not soccer. [/b][/quote]
havent met anyone yet who could talk circles around me in football:)