Don't forget the GREAT sex too! :) [/b][/quote]
and hella good lookin' :yowsa:

Don't forget the GREAT sex too! :) [/b][/quote]
Shhhh that's an obvious with the intellect
At least I left the fine taste in Opera Slippers out

ditto. we can just live in sin, newton. LOL :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
LOL mate I am flattered, but don't live with guys. I live alone and wouldnt have it any other way, just need to find an emotionally stable woman, with a southern accent, loves walmart and loves the sea and I am sorted :) So thats me single then LOL

LOL mate I am flattered, but don't live with guys. I live alone and wouldnt have it any other way, just need to find an emotionally stable woman, with a southern accent, loves walmart and loves the sea and I am sorted :) So thats me single then LOL [/b][/quote]
theres your problem, "emotionally stable" and "southern accent" is a rare combination:)

LOL mate I am flattered, but don't live with guys. I live alone and wouldnt have it any other way, just need to find an emotionally stable woman, with a southern accent, loves walmart and loves the sea and I am sorted :) So thats me single then LOL [/b][/quote]
You have a shorter list of wants than I do!! See my list here!

TE if there is someone out there who can match those requirements, they will be a worthy catch ... in fact .. you may well be the first of our lonely hearts featured :)

theres your problem, "emotionally stable" and "southern accent" is a rare combination:)[/b][/quote]
Penelope Cruz...that's about as close to southern as I like. :P

TE...That's as fantasy...That's what we all want. :)

If you find one, clone her for me and I'll pay big bucks! :P

Ok.. lets go over these. I don't think they are unreasonable but hey.. you never know maybe I am...

- I like a woman to be somewhat, but not completely, hippyish in her views and clothes style. Not too hippy but definately some hippiness to her.


Ok, this isn't a bad one at all. Plenty of girls out there that fall into this category.

- A very laid back and casual style of dress. IE- having to always have brand names clothes drive me nuts. Preppy drives me nuts.


This kinda fits in nicely to the first one and again... isn't asking too much in my opinion.

-She should be a laid back, intelligent, and open minded person who is easy to talk to and be around.


Now this isn't asking much. Think every guy wants a woman like this.

-She should be able to enjoy things such as watching Packers games at Lambeau Field even in the dead of winter when it's freezing outside, sailing on Lake Michigan in the summer, not mind that I watch (hopefully she will too) things like Star Trek, and enjoy many different types of music but also very much enjoy the signer-songwriter types I love. (James Taylor, Cat Stevens, Gordon Lightfoot, etc.)


Ok, here's where we get into dangerous territory here. I'll readily admit that several of these alone are a little harder to find. Getting all of them in one person is even harder!! <_<

-She should ahve a good sense of humor to her and have a little "goofiness" to her that way. I like an oddball sense of humor in a woman.


A sense of humor is good. Having this type of sense of humor is even better!! :)

-Natural beauty. The two physical traits that will catch my eye the quickest are beautiful eyes that draw you in and a smile that lights up a room. Doesn't have to be drop dead gorgeous but should have a natural beauty to her for sure. I'm not a fan of make-up at all. IMHO most women don't need to wear much, if any, makeup at all.


Ok... this is one of those hard to describe things is but this post but the best way to look at it is the different types that would fall in the naturla beauty category and the last paragraph about the difference in Desperate Housewives and that Felicity Huffman is the hottest one of them all. (definately a minority position on that one)

And yes, i do have a thing for women with sexy accents. Foreign accents, like the aussies and brits are best, but I do enjoy southern if it's not TOO southern.

certainly nice but not necessary by any means.

Soooooo... all in all except for the one category where I readily admit makes things a bit tougher nothing else on there is all that unreasonable. :)



And thanks but no thanks on the sexines offer!! :lol:

so... plea bargaining now? LOL

I'm (for the first time lol) SOOO glad I've got Toni :D

LOL are any of you bitches familar with the term , "Beggars can't be choosers!!!"


;-)))


Make your deamnds more reasonable.

"A pulse"

LOL

;-)))

This beggar did well in the end :yowsa:

Don't forget the GREAT sex too! :) [/b][/quote]
He didn't forget, he mentioned Colin, for nice head!

You always had me sweetheart.

You always had me sweetheart. [/b][/quote]
hey anthony, got any sisters looking for a nice, upstanding gentleman...err i have some as friends:)

You always had me sweetheart. [/b][/quote]
:yowsa:

:yowsa: [/b][/quote]
that would be almost cute in a first-night-at-sing-sing kinda way :)

hey anthony, got any sisters looking for a nice, upstanding gentleman...err i have some as friends:) [/b][/quote]
No you don't.

:)

No you don't.

:) [/b][/quote]
shhhhh

I would marry all of you! :inlove: (even aeon because he would make sure I don't get too egotistical :P )

see!!!

NICE!


:barfon:
;-)))

And you don't mind me being a board slut :yowsa:

see!!!

NICE!


:barfon:


;-)))

HA! I just need a lot of different chores done and one person couldn't do EVERYTHING :P

I am not a piece of meat, i have feelings!;)

I am not a piece of meat, i have feelings!;) [/b][/quote]
Then you will be the one I marry for cuddling :)

Then you will be the one I marry for cuddling :) [/b][/quote]
sweet!

I am not a piece of meat, i have feelings!;) [/b][/quote]
No you don't.

No you don't. [/b][/quote]
cock blocker

I'm not getting in to this.. I'll end up being the guy cleaning the toilet with his toothbrush :unsure:

Coincidentally, that position is still open!

shes into S&M, it wouldnt be a toothbrush :yowsa:

Coincidentally, that position is still open! [/b][/quote]
I knew it would be :(


I'll take it :)

Well, Im not very picky.

I'll take whichever one of you has the most money and doesnt want to drown me or make me fat!


Sabby:)

Damn...there goes one candidate....

No interest in drowning you, but I dont know that the FFN meal plan is conducive to staying skinny.

You really are too skinny, you know.

Though, that flying triangle move you got, well. That just seperates you from everyone else. :)

You really are too skinny, you know.

Though, that flying triangle move you got, well. That just seperates you from everyone else. :) [/b][/quote]
I could not be fat even if I tried to be. I am way too high strung.

Skinny girls need love too...


Sabby:)

I could not be fat even if I tried to be. I am way too high strung.

Skinny girls need love too...


Sabby:) [/b][/quote]
I'd offer my services, but I'm currently on contract to Peaches (I'm hoping that there's a possibility of promotion :yowsa: )

I could not be fat even if I tried to be. I am way too high strung.

Skinny girls need love too...


Sabby:) [/b][/quote]
Well, we all can't be perfect.

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't be running away if you wanted some of my 3.5 inches of man love.

:)