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Inabon 04-06-2005 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Winetalk.com+Apr 6 2005, 05:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Winetalk.com @ Apr 6 2005, 05:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Inabon@Apr 6 2005, 08:18 PM
donīt know how old you are but if she got a fake id donīt even try it.



and


it could be your girlfriend setting you up.

in court of law it's called ENTRAPMENT and courts recognised entrapments as such.

Even if this is a case,
she MUST be fucked and g/f should be taken to court if she bitches later
;)

Now I am pissed...WHY does my wife never entraps me????
;) [/b][/quote]
I know fuck. At least I would have a hell of a good time before they start bitching

pushpills 04-06-2005 10:30 PM

havent talked to her since fyi. (someone read past the first page?)

Winetalk.com 04-06-2005 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Apr 6 2005, 09:31 PM
havent talked to her since fyi. (someone read past the first page?)
I suggest you use biodegradable ink for your tattoo on the forehead,
so you can read PUTZ every morning you brush your teeth...

DaddysGirl 04-07-2005 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches@Mar 7 2005, 07:22 PM
Don't do it. Trust me on this one. There's just too many ways for it to go all wrong. Plus they just want you there to buy the drinks :awinky:
so true!

TheEnforcer 04-07-2005 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Winetalk.com+Apr 6 2005, 09:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Winetalk.com @ Apr 6 2005, 09:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Apr 6 2005, 09:31 PM
havent talked to her since fyi. (someone read past the first page?)
I suggest you use biodegradable ink for your tattoo on the forehead,
so you can read PUTZ every morning you brush your teeth... [/b][/quote]
:burn:

Anthony 04-07-2005 12:58 PM

I suggest to hit it and quit it.

Deny everything.

Sabby 04-07-2005 01:07 PM

Sorry to burst your "they want me" bubble, Grogan... but...

Maybe they just want you to tag along to buy them drinks and keep other creepy guys from hitting on them so they can actually have some fun. And they think you are safe cause you are their friend's boyfriend.


Sabby:)

Anthony 04-07-2005 01:11 PM

Don't listen to the negativity Grogan.

Do a drive by hit it and quit it.

Sabby 04-07-2005 01:14 PM

I have a creepy men in bars story from 2 days ago... when I stopped into a bar in the mall to have a drink after doing a little shopping...

The only reason I let him buy me a drink was because I knew there was going to be at least 20 of them right behind him that were probably much much worse... LOL.

I remember now why I cant have a drink in a bar alone.


Sabby:)

Anthony 04-07-2005 01:16 PM

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

All or nothing.

Don't grow old and kick yourself in the ass wondering "What If".

" Our doubts are traitors,
And make us lose the good that we oft may win,
By fearing to attempt."
--- William Shakespeare

pushpills 04-07-2005 01:25 PM

this thread is old as shit. sabby, she wanted to go to a bar with just me. she's called twice since then and I didn't answer. 5 weeks and my baby comes home. can't wait to give her a big ol' kiss. :) the only girls i'll be doing between now and then is peaches or sabby, prefferably at the same time.

Anthony 04-07-2005 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Apr 7 2005, 09:26 AM
this thread is old as shit. sabby, she wanted to go to a bar with just me. she's called twice since then and I didn't answer. 5 weeks and my baby comes home. can't wait to give her a big ol' kiss. :) the only girls i'll be doing between now and then is peaches or sabby, prefferably at the same time.
Fucking lightweight.

pushpills 04-07-2005 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anthony+Apr 7 2005, 11:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Anthony @ Apr 7 2005, 11:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Apr 7 2005, 09:26 AM
this thread is old as shit. sabby, she wanted to go to a bar with just me. she's called twice since then and I didn't answer. 5 weeks and my baby comes home. can't wait to give her a big ol' kiss. :) the only girls i'll be doing between now and then is peaches or sabby, prefferably at the same time.
Fucking lightweight. [/b][/quote]
wish my scale agreed. <_<

Sabby 04-07-2005 01:30 PM

You wanna hear about the creepy man? Its actually kind of funny.


Sabby:)

pushpills 04-07-2005 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sabby@Apr 7 2005, 11:31 AM
You wanna hear about the creepy man? Its actually kind of funny.


Sabby:)

sure. could only make me look even better.

RyanLanane 04-07-2005 01:32 PM

I hope your girlfriend doesn't know about this board, she might be a little pissed if she kept up with you by reading this board already though :))

Nickatilynx 04-07-2005 01:32 PM

""""" Our doubts are traitors,
And make us lose the good that we oft may win,
By fearing to attempt."
--- William Shakespeare """"""


Oh blow it out of yer ass , Ant!

;-))

Anthony 04-07-2005 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Apr 7 2005, 09:33 AM
""""" Our doubts are traitors,
And make us lose the good that we oft may win,
By fearing to attempt."
--- William Shakespeare """"""


Oh blow it out of yer ass , Ant!

;-))

I cannot believe you spent 4 years working on me as your protege, and treat me this way.

For shame, sir. For shame!







:)

Nickatilynx 04-07-2005 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anthony+Apr 7 2005, 09:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Anthony @ Apr 7 2005, 09:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Apr 7 2005, 09:33 AM
""""" Our doubts are traitors,
And make us lose the good that we oft may win,
By fearing to attempt."
--- William Shakespeare """"""


Oh blow it out of yer ass , Ant!

;-))

I cannot believe you spent 4 years working on me as your protege, and treat me this way.

For shame, sir. For shame!







:) [/b][/quote]
oh , OK , fair enough then...LOL

Sabby 04-07-2005 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills+Apr 7 2005, 12:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Apr 7 2005, 12:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sabby@Apr 7 2005, 11:31 AM
You wanna hear about the creepy man? Its actually kind of funny.


Sabby:)

sure. could only make me look even better. [/b][/quote]
Okay...

I went to West Edmonton Mall for a little shopping escape day cause I was feeling a little stressed out and needed to visit the real world for a few hours.

Decided to stop into the casino for a bit and play some quarter slots. Put in 30 bucks, got shitty spins, and bored with that so then I went up to the bar to have a drink.

Sat down on the bar stool for less than 30 seconds and this older guy comes up to me and asked if he could buy me a drink. I said, no its okay, I have money, I can buy it. He said please I would really like to, I wouldnt mind having someone to talk to. Just to chat.

So I accepted.

Talked to him for awhile. He was a geological engineer. Late 40s. Intellegent. Seems like a nice guy. Tells me he was playing craps, won $3k that day. He's a craps guru, has his dice roll perfected and does well with the game. I find this interesting I never played craps before and he tells me about the game for awhile. We are having a nice chat.

Then somehow the conversation goes all weird. He tell me he was a virgin till he was 30, needs to get laid... blah blah blah... But he cant find a woman!!! Im like... hmmmm... well, gee I wonder why.. LOLOLOL.

Then I told him I really had to go to the bathroom and I snuck out the door and went home.

The real world is much too scary.


Sabby:)

Nickatilynx 04-07-2005 02:21 PM

Your first clue should have been..

"""He's a craps guru, has his dice roll perfected and does well with the game."""

1.) Anyone that says he is a "guru" is a useless wanker.
2.) Craps is pure fucking luck , no skill involved.
3.) See 1

:)

Oh and the fact that you met him in Edmonton Mall...

;-))

Nickatilynx 04-07-2005 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills+Apr 7 2005, 09:32 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Apr 7 2005, 09:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sabby@Apr 7 2005, 11:31 AM
You wanna hear about the creepy man? Its actually kind of funny.


Sabby:)

sure. could only make me look even better. [/b][/quote]
Dude ..LOL

If you look up..

"Over compensation"

"Sad"

"Obviously teased for being goofy looking all his life and has REALLY big confidence issues"

in a dictionary , there will be a picture of you!!!


;-)






















no burn backs

:)

Sabby 04-07-2005 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Apr 7 2005, 01:22 PM
Your first clue should have been..

"""He's a craps guru, has his dice roll perfected and does well with the game."""

1.) Anyone that says he is a "guru" is a useless wanker.
2.) Craps is pure fucking luck , no skill involved.
3.) See 1

:)

Oh and the fact that you met him in Edmonton Mall...

;-))

LOL. Good points.

And I should have just went for a pedicure instead.


Sabby:)

LionDollars 04-07-2005 03:22 PM

DO NOT DO IT!!! It's a TRAP!


L$

pushpills 04-08-2005 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sabby+Apr 7 2005, 11:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sabby @ Apr 7 2005, 11:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Apr 7 2005, 12:32 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Sabby
Quote:

@Apr 7 2005, 11:31 AM
You wanna hear about the creepy man? Its actually kind of funny.


Sabby:)


sure. could only make me look even better.

Okay...

I went to West Edmonton Mall for a little shopping escape day cause I was feeling a little stressed out and needed to visit the real world for a few hours.

Decided to stop into the casino for a bit and play some quarter slots. Put in 30 bucks, got shitty spins, and bored with that so then I went up to the bar to have a drink.

Sat down on the bar stool for less than 30 seconds and this older guy comes up to me and asked if he could buy me a drink. I said, no its okay, I have money, I can buy it. He said please I would really like to, I wouldnt mind having someone to talk to. Just to chat.

So I accepted.

Talked to him for awhile. He was a geological engineer. Late 40s. Intellegent. Seems like a nice guy. Tells me he was playing craps, won $3k that day. He's a craps guru, has his dice roll perfected and does well with the game. I find this interesting I never played craps before and he tells me about the game for awhile. We are having a nice chat.

Then somehow the conversation goes all weird. He tell me he was a virgin till he was 30, needs to get laid... blah blah blah... But he cant find a woman!!! Im like... hmmmm... well, gee I wonder why.. LOLOLOL.

Then I told him I really had to go to the bathroom and I snuck out the door and went home.

The real world is much too scary.


Sabby:) [/b][/quote]
would you have done him for 100k?

should have offered. he's a guru you know.

Trev 04-08-2005 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Apr 8 2005, 06:47 AM
would you have done him for 100k?

should have offered. he's a guru you know.

for a 100k I'd do you :P


But then I am an easy lay :(

grimm 04-08-2005 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Apr 7 2005, 10:24 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Apr 7 2005, 10:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Apr 7 2005, 09:32 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Sabby
Quote:

@Apr 7 2005, 11:31 AM
You wanna hear about the creepy man? Its actually kind of funny.


Sabby:)


sure. could only make me look even better.

Dude ..LOL

If you look up..

"Over compensation"

"Sad"

"Obviously teased for being goofy looking all his life and has REALLY big confidence issues"

in a dictionary , there will be a picture of you!!!


;-)






















no burn backs

:) [/b][/quote]
stop stealing my lines piker!:)

nlphoto 04-08-2005 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trev+Apr 8 2005, 02:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Apr 8 2005, 02:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Apr 8 2005, 06:47 AM
would you have done him for 100k?

should have offered. he's a guru you know.

for a 100k I'd do you :P


But then I am an easy lay :( [/b][/quote]
this post is useless without pictures... :P























Preferably, of Toni...

Trev 04-08-2005 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nlphoto+Apr 9 2005, 12:19 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (nlphoto @ Apr 9 2005, 12:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by Trev@Apr 8 2005, 02:56 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-pushpills
Quote:

@Apr 8 2005, 06:47 AM
would you have done him for 100k?

should have offered. he's a guru you know.


for a 100k I'd do you :P


But then I am an easy lay :(

this post is useless without pictures... :P




Preferably, of Toni... [/b][/quote]
okay okay gimme an email addy :D

Sabby 04-09-2005 03:32 PM

Hey I just had an idea for a great reality site:

I sit in random bars and secretly video tape creepy men who try and pick me up...

Call it:
youareabigloser.com

It would be hysterically funny.


Sabby:)

Rikk 04-10-2005 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sabby@Apr 9 2005, 11:33 AM
Hey I just had an idea for a great reality site:

I sit in random bars and secretly video tape creepy men who try and pick me up...

Call it:
youareabigloser.com

It would be hysterically funny.


Sabby:)

No, no it wouldn't :(


it would be just like another day in my life :lol:


B)


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