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Even if this is a case, she MUST be fucked and g/f should be taken to court if she bitches later ;) Now I am pissed...WHY does my wife never entraps me???? ;) [/b][/quote] I know fuck. At least I would have a hell of a good time before they start bitching |
havent talked to her since fyi. (someone read past the first page?)
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so you can read PUTZ every morning you brush your teeth... |
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so you can read PUTZ every morning you brush your teeth... [/b][/quote] :burn: |
I suggest to hit it and quit it.
Deny everything. |
Sorry to burst your "they want me" bubble, Grogan... but...
Maybe they just want you to tag along to buy them drinks and keep other creepy guys from hitting on them so they can actually have some fun. And they think you are safe cause you are their friend's boyfriend. Sabby:) |
Don't listen to the negativity Grogan.
Do a drive by hit it and quit it. |
I have a creepy men in bars story from 2 days ago... when I stopped into a bar in the mall to have a drink after doing a little shopping...
The only reason I let him buy me a drink was because I knew there was going to be at least 20 of them right behind him that were probably much much worse... LOL. I remember now why I cant have a drink in a bar alone. Sabby:) |
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
All or nothing. Don't grow old and kick yourself in the ass wondering "What If". " Our doubts are traitors, And make us lose the good that we oft may win, By fearing to attempt." --- William Shakespeare |
this thread is old as shit. sabby, she wanted to go to a bar with just me. she's called twice since then and I didn't answer. 5 weeks and my baby comes home. can't wait to give her a big ol' kiss. :) the only girls i'll be doing between now and then is peaches or sabby, prefferably at the same time.
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wish my scale agreed. <_< |
You wanna hear about the creepy man? Its actually kind of funny.
Sabby:) |
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I hope your girlfriend doesn't know about this board, she might be a little pissed if she kept up with you by reading this board already though :))
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""""" Our doubts are traitors,
And make us lose the good that we oft may win, By fearing to attempt." --- William Shakespeare """""" Oh blow it out of yer ass , Ant! ;-)) |
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For shame, sir. For shame! :) |
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For shame, sir. For shame! :) [/b][/quote] oh , OK , fair enough then...LOL |
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Okay... I went to West Edmonton Mall for a little shopping escape day cause I was feeling a little stressed out and needed to visit the real world for a few hours. Decided to stop into the casino for a bit and play some quarter slots. Put in 30 bucks, got shitty spins, and bored with that so then I went up to the bar to have a drink. Sat down on the bar stool for less than 30 seconds and this older guy comes up to me and asked if he could buy me a drink. I said, no its okay, I have money, I can buy it. He said please I would really like to, I wouldnt mind having someone to talk to. Just to chat. So I accepted. Talked to him for awhile. He was a geological engineer. Late 40s. Intellegent. Seems like a nice guy. Tells me he was playing craps, won $3k that day. He's a craps guru, has his dice roll perfected and does well with the game. I find this interesting I never played craps before and he tells me about the game for awhile. We are having a nice chat. Then somehow the conversation goes all weird. He tell me he was a virgin till he was 30, needs to get laid... blah blah blah... But he cant find a woman!!! Im like... hmmmm... well, gee I wonder why.. LOLOLOL. Then I told him I really had to go to the bathroom and I snuck out the door and went home. The real world is much too scary. Sabby:) |
Your first clue should have been..
"""He's a craps guru, has his dice roll perfected and does well with the game.""" 1.) Anyone that says he is a "guru" is a useless wanker. 2.) Craps is pure fucking luck , no skill involved. 3.) See 1 :) Oh and the fact that you met him in Edmonton Mall... ;-)) |
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Dude ..LOL If you look up.. "Over compensation" "Sad" "Obviously teased for being goofy looking all his life and has REALLY big confidence issues" in a dictionary , there will be a picture of you!!! ;-) no burn backs :) |
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And I should have just went for a pedicure instead. Sabby:) |
DO NOT DO IT!!! It's a TRAP!
L$ |
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I went to West Edmonton Mall for a little shopping escape day cause I was feeling a little stressed out and needed to visit the real world for a few hours. Decided to stop into the casino for a bit and play some quarter slots. Put in 30 bucks, got shitty spins, and bored with that so then I went up to the bar to have a drink. Sat down on the bar stool for less than 30 seconds and this older guy comes up to me and asked if he could buy me a drink. I said, no its okay, I have money, I can buy it. He said please I would really like to, I wouldnt mind having someone to talk to. Just to chat. So I accepted. Talked to him for awhile. He was a geological engineer. Late 40s. Intellegent. Seems like a nice guy. Tells me he was playing craps, won $3k that day. He's a craps guru, has his dice roll perfected and does well with the game. I find this interesting I never played craps before and he tells me about the game for awhile. We are having a nice chat. Then somehow the conversation goes all weird. He tell me he was a virgin till he was 30, needs to get laid... blah blah blah... But he cant find a woman!!! Im like... hmmmm... well, gee I wonder why.. LOLOLOL. Then I told him I really had to go to the bathroom and I snuck out the door and went home. The real world is much too scary. Sabby:) [/b][/quote] would you have done him for 100k? should have offered. he's a guru you know. |
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But then I am an easy lay :( |
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If you look up.. "Over compensation" "Sad" "Obviously teased for being goofy looking all his life and has REALLY big confidence issues" in a dictionary , there will be a picture of you!!! ;-) no burn backs :) [/b][/quote] stop stealing my lines piker!:) |
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But then I am an easy lay :( [/b][/quote] this post is useless without pictures... :P Preferably, of Toni... |
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Preferably, of Toni... [/b][/quote] okay okay gimme an email addy :D |
Hey I just had an idea for a great reality site:
I sit in random bars and secretly video tape creepy men who try and pick me up... Call it: youareabigloser.com It would be hysterically funny. Sabby:) |
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it would be just like another day in my life :lol: B) |
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