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This just came to me after I hit the post button...
I guess I'm too busy looking for "The One". :( |
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its the ones in between that work out the best for all parties involved. Im good in small doses;) |
I went out again down to a club in my city.
I don't know what's wrong with me. I saw girls that I thought were attractive, but the majority were fat drunk ones. My friends girl was like, you have your pick of any drunk girl here, I couldn't be bothered. Alot of it was the one drink I took thinking it may have affected my good judgement. I'm trying this rewiring thingy of yours Grimm. Going out on a double date getting setup on wednesday. I'm attempting to meet women outside a nightclub. |
"Love is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you"
Dont look for it sweetheart, it will find you.... :inlove: |
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:) [/b][/quote] Me too and I'm a chick! :barfon: |
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You don't have to work with her. |
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Shut up about my caridad! |
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Hahhaa, katydid or cicada or maybe even crawdad... what the hell is a caridad? |
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It's spanish for butterfly. :) |
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double date seems to be a good place to start dating. less stress.. common element, no pressure for conversations. If not you can always switch teams, homo:) |
anthony.. take your kids to a park. you work hard for them, let them work for you LOL. :)
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double date seems to be a good place to start dating. less stress.. common element, no pressure for conversations. If not you can always switch teams, homo:) [/b][/quote] Thanks Bro, I appreciate the good words. It was just easier to do it the other way, I always attract the wrong woman. Nick knows me best out of anyone in the world, and vice versa, he would tell you it's something in my stink or whatever. It never fails. LOL I'm looking foward to weds, it's all been setup. I'll be my usual charming self. Now, where did I put my teeth whitening kit? My kids will be here for the summer, twins get alot of attention. :) |
twins are like a pale full of kittens, gold:)
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1: go date a german heavy-metal girl... :rokk:http://www.metalflirt.de/irc/images/zottelmosh.gif they don't do coke, they just drink alot, i really mean a lot of beer 2: or do it like me, loosing about 80 pounds in 1 year making me look like i got some really bad illness :bdance: (compared to what i looked like, remember jabba the hutt from star wars?) 3: Organize some e-mail adresses and spam some chicks haha, wonder what the conversion rate will be :inlove: 4: My favorite: GO EGOSEXUAL!http://www.metalflirt.de/irc/images/sex0029.gif anyways, good luck anthony http://www.metalflirt.de/irc/images/hot.gif |
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grimmster, taking his kids to the park is great for the kids, but I don't know too many single chicks (especially the young, hot and without kids of their own kind) that want to deal with that. Leykis works both ways ;) |
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1: go date a german heavy-metal girl... :rokk:http://www.metalflirt.de/irc/images/zottelmosh.gif they don't do coke, they just drink alot, i really mean a lot of beer 2: or do it like me, loosing about 80 pounds in 1 year making me look like i got some really bad illness :bdance: (compared to what i looked like, remember jabba the hutt from star wars?) 3: Organize some e-mail adresses and spam some chicks haha, wonder what the conversion rate will be :inlove: 4: My favorite: GO EGOSEXUAL!http://www.metalflirt.de/irc/images/sex0029.gif anyways, good luck anthony http://www.metalflirt.de/irc/images/hot.gif [/b][/quote] Druid, You kill me! Nice list. LMFAO! I'm kinda doing number 2. Instead of loosing the weight though, I'm gaining. 12lbs so far. Think Brick shithouse. :) |
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grimmster, taking his kids to the park is great for the kids, but I don't know too many single chicks (especially the young, hot and without kids of their own kind) that want to deal with that. Leykis works both ways ;) [/b][/quote] O yea chica! What? Women don't love single fathers who dote on his kids? It shows commitment, love, and a whole bunch of other things I can't think of cause I just came from the gym and dying right now! |
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grimmster, taking his kids to the park is great for the kids, but I don't know too many single chicks (especially the young, hot and without kids of their own kind) that want to deal with that. Leykis works both ways ;) [/b][/quote] heh well it depends on the what the wants and needs of the girl are. Twins are an easy icebreaker, and she can always leave in the morning before they wake up;) |
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You kill me! Nice list. LMFAO! I'm kinda doing number 2. Instead of loosing the weight though, I'm gaining. 12lbs so far. Think Brick shithouse. :) [/b][/quote] gotta build the machine to burn the fat. fuel to the fire:) |
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Oh, I"m building the machine alright. I look better now than I did when I first started webmastering. If anyone remembers that phonto I had in the Netpond Album way back when. |
You mean on c.o.n.d.o.m....
shit, i'm so long in this business, times flying by and my pockets are quite empty :/ i must have been doing something wrong.... geez.... ANYONE who needs design, i will hammer out a full paysite including a Splash, a long tourpage and a join page for $800, rebate on mass orders :P examples: http://www.lunetics.com/design/new/BustyAmateurBoobs/ http://www.puredirtygirls.com/en/splash.php http://www.wepee.com/en/splash.php well i know it ain't not cheap as some russiand designer... that cause i don't live in russia :-) you get what you pay for :-) contact me mb@lunetics.com MSN: derherrdruid@hotmail.com icq: 5999431 sorry anthony for interrupting your love and relationship thread with my spam, just had this inner feeling i HAVE TO offer myself now :-) |
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Don't take it personally ;) In this day and age, it's rare to find anyone who doesn't have a kid or two stashed somewhere that's single and over 35. |
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Don't take it personally ;) In this day and age, it's rare to find anyone who doesn't have a kid or two stashed somewhere that's single and over 35. [/b][/quote] Nah, my kids already have a great mom. I'm just using them for bait. LOL |
Get a puppy.
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Sadly enough, you're a statistic now. Welcome to the club :) |
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I don't get to see them much, so they get spoiled, to a limit of course. Using them for my dating purposes is the furthest from my mind. |
I could/would never use my son as girl bait
Wouldn't work anyway He's way too cute, collects kisses, flatters ("you're my specal girlfriend") and is not above touching or pointing at woman's breasts (not something I've encouraged) Haven't figured out if the breast thing is because he doesn't know that's not acceptable in public or because he knows he can get away with it He'd end up with the girl and I'd end up paying for the date |
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:) [/b][/quote] was just tryin to be sympathetic.... <_< |
I'm going to piss off the single fathers here, but.....I make sure never to get involved with a man who has kids he doesn't have full custody of. I tried a few times, but it just gets WAY over complicated and I have enough complication on my own, thankyouverymuch. Unfortunately, IMO, that elimimated all men that I met with kids.
And I know for a fact there are many men who would never ask me out because I had a kid, and I understood that completely, so I don't think I'm being hypocritical :awinky: I've gone out with men with adult kids and it's been fine, but while they're growing up....no. |
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I got the point. :) |
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I've dated women who said the same thing. I guess I'm just too good to pass up. Or rather, they really wanted that house. |
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I've dated women who said the same thing. I guess I'm just too good to pass up. Or rather, they really wanted that house. [/b][/quote] Tony's wives were Excellent housekeepers!!!! They always kept the house :) Women find me irristable to...I think its my fashion sense :) http://www.whitcon.net/JON1.jpg |
O...M...G... :P
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Everyone will be dressing like that in 2006 :) |
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They always kept the house :) Women find me irristable to...I think its my fashion sense :) http://www.whitcon.net/JON1.jpg [/b][/quote] OMFG The burn was really good about my ex's always keeping the house, which is true... That picture though. What's scary, is I've seen you in even worse, with baseball bat in hand slamming doors in ppl's faces. LMFAO |
Oh, if you decide to take it down, I saved the pick for posterity.
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hell go out with a girl, call me up and tell me about the date, and then end it with, not going to call her again, too many trophy's on the mantle.. lol |
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