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If you are only going to wear bells and whistles to Serge and Sue's can you please go by the way of the neighbors - you know the one's who lawn was fountain practice :lol: |
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If you are only going to wear bells and whistles to Serge and Sue's can you please go by the way of the neighbors - you know the one's who lawn was fountain practice :lol: [/b][/quote] hahahahha, Vick, pissing on neighbor's lawn is an after activity, NOT before ;-))) good memory, mate! ;_))) |
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Oh you lucky bastard!!!! ;-))) [/b][/quote] Yah no shit. me and nick usually ended up with one sock of the others and no recollection on how it happened. Absinthe is evil. |
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;-))) good memory, mate! ;_))) [/b][/quote] LOL! Which neighbor? I personally don't like the one directly across. Always gives me the shifty eye. At any time, I expect him to start yelling, "Why didn't you do my rose bushes the way I asked you?" |
Serge just meeting the new girl (Chrissy) is an interesting story
Let me try to make it short First day of ren fair, well into my cups, see a beautifully, erotic, tall redhead in a peasant blouse, jeans and sunglasses Walk past to get a rear view and I'm smitten, had to make sure it wasn't beer goggles so I walk around the fair to get the view again Takes an hour for me to make it back and as I do she's getting up Not wanting to be a stupid drunk I manage to tell her she is the most incredibly erotic being I've seen We speak a moment and leave it at that Second week of the fair I see a redhead in a green ren fair type gown, we exchange glances and speak for a moment, some guy comes up and starts cockblocking, thinking maybe it's her boyfriend so I take my leave We see each other later the same day, start speaking and the same thing happens with the cock blocking guy, I take my leave again Third time same day - I finally give her my business card (the one I set on fire before handing out so she can call) cockblock guy is almost beside himself then I go to the fair again last Sunday (I almost never go Sunday) guess who I see sitting alone - the red-haired beauty with the green gown, we have a few drinks, talk literature, life and other assorted things, goes well so I ask her to dinner somewhere I know close. She accepts (turns out cockblock guy was a friend of a girlfriend of hers and just being an ass) We have such a great time at dinner it takes us about 2 hours to finish At dinner she makes a revelation - she was the girl from the first week in the peasant blouse, jeans and sunglasses - I'm thrilled and feeling incredibly stupid at the same time We stop for a drink after dinner, more good interesting conversation by the time I get her home her room mate comes running out of the house with phone in hand saying "everyone's been looking all over for you, your mother's called the police and they are looking for you" I'm shitting a brick with that being the first thing I hear, well all was well that ended well We've been chatting on the phone occasionally We go out for drinks last night, I take her to a place that has the best steamed shrimp in town She excuses herself to the ladies room, before she goes I ask her what she is wearing under her pants, she says underwear. I slip her a package under the table (I had hidden in the back of my pants/shirt) and tell her she could put them on and we would be the only one who knew and it would be amazingly sexy She returns wearing a pair of black thigh highs :) under her pants We're going out again tomorrow hey it's a long story but a pretty good one Just call me grogan JR :agrin: |
Vick, the uts will never understand the beauty and pleasure of the chase!
Good job, mano! |
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Thanks for a great idea! |
way to go vick, I thought you were married?
did you do your magic act for her? watch me make my pants disappear? |
Serge - I take that as a great compliment from you
We more experienced gentleman know (sometimes) "It's not the kill, it's the thrill of the chase" Ant - feel free to use that anytime, I owe ya one :awinky: Try to do it toward the end of the evening so she won't have to pull the thigh highs up too much if you're walking around, it is a very sexy move when you do it unexpectedly :) and you two have a sexy secret to share while out As you know make sure to get the bandits (the kind that stay up by themselves Use that bit and ..... well :agrin: Steve - I've been divorced for over a year, still share a house with my ex wife (we split in the house in half) as it was the best thing for our son Pretty much getting to the end of that chapter as we are slowly getting the house ready to sell this fall/winter No magic on dates, pretty much a rule The illusionist in me another facet of my personality |
Fitty home comings ... where have you been ?
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Crazy foreigners :agrin: |
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"Didja hit it?" |
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Let's put it like this I've turned her down at least once You do the math from there :awinky: |
Where are the holiday snapshots Serge?
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I slept 2 hours in the last 40 ;-))) |
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Power just went on a couple of hours ago - 40 hours w/o power and so far, 6 bags of food being thrown away. Oh well, it was time to clean up :) |
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