Soo I'm Wise and your Morcombe :D

It's cool to be classic :okthumb: [/b][/quote]
Thats right Sunshine.

Look at those short fat hairy legs!!

You are gonna like this , not a lot!!!

;-)))

How? D'ya have a cam I don't know about :P

I sure thought I did. Couldn't have given her any more, but dating me was just a phase of hers it seems. I think dating in general was a phase.


Oh well, back to the ol' theory of ya never know who's the right chick, untill you do them all. I'll probably take a few days to be sad first. [/b][/quote]
well you cant compete with the lesbians, i mean mountains;)

thats why i break up first. currently doing it now.

:grrr:

Don't worry if a guy who chases goats can have a good looking wife there is hope for you yet pushpills!! :P

TE ,

I win women over with my charm , sense of humour and intellect.



Oh and by my uncanny ability to lick my eyebrows.


;-)))

Now that would get some chicks in a club.

The only talent I have is to pay for hundreds of dollars worth of drinks.

So she was a lush or just dating you made her want to drink heavily?

Now that would get some chicks in a club.

The only talent I have is to pay for hundreds of dollars worth of drinks. [/b][/quote]
Hahaa, you and every other smuck with a Capital One secured card.

grimmster -- :(

Steve,
how does it feel to be used like a dildo?
;-))

Steve,
how does it feel to be used like a dildo?
;-)) [/b][/quote]
not good!

So she was a lush or just dating you made her want to drink heavily? [/b][/quote]
Nahhh, I've never been to a club with her, she's not 21.

Maybe she will start drinking now to erase her memories....but she still wants to go to the outdoor film thing with me...and who knows...possibly get laid again.

Chicks are weird.

not good! [/b][/quote]
no worries,
you'll get used to it
;-)))

no worries,
you'll get used to it
;-))) [/b][/quote]
I would think most girls would get a better looking guy to use for sex though, we did have alot in common.

I'm glad I made her pay her half for dinners, seeing as she just used me for my orgasm giving abilities!

what look has to do with sex???? there is no correlation between look and sexual powers
;-)))

what look has to do with sex???? there is no correlation between look and sexual powers
;-))) [/b][/quote]
Well I know that, but I don't think most girls know that.

Guy with huge biceps = guy with small penis.

Well I know that, but I don't think most girls know that.

Guy with huge biceps = guy with small penis. [/b][/quote]
you don't give enough credits to the girls nowadays...they know more than you think
;-))))

she didn't dump you for the lack of biceps or penis size. you probably just bored her to death,
do me a favor, ask her if I am right
;-)))

you don't give enough credits to the girls nowadays...they know more than you think
;-))))

she didn't dump you for the lack of biceps or penis size. you probably just bored her to death,
do me a favor, ask her if I am right
;-))) [/b][/quote]
I'll ask her.

She claims she needs her independence back and blah blah, and we were starting to bicker a little too. She's a little unstable since her mom died. I told her she could just use me for sex and an art/film buddy without being my "girlfriend" but I don't think she's hip to it anymore.

And after it all, i've gained 10 pounds from not being so strict about my diet, not having to find chicks.

It's like seeing Anchor Man (dissapointment), and having to pay on the way out too.

you shouldn't use ball gag and hand cuffs for the first 6 months
;-))

all your fault, you jumped the gun
;-)))

you shouldn't use ball gag and hand cuffs for the first 6 months
;-))

all your fault, you jumped the gun
;-))) [/b][/quote]
LOL, so that's what she meant by independence.

Videotaping sadomy seemed like a romantic idea at the time.....

Ya live, ya learn.

DATING ALERT!!!!

The reason people give for breaking up is usually not the real reason.

DATING ALERT!!!

WARNING. I say this and I'm by nature an optimist.

Humanity alert. The real reason anyone gives for anything is not the real reason.

That was a good one. Oprano needs a variant of "the pearl" for a good insult.

In deference to "that 70's Show" I hereby nominate "burn". Any chance we can get a flame icon?