If you are going to be in Florida LMK so I can earmark a packet for you buddy.

:ph34r: [/b][/quote]
I'll be missing Florida...the baby is too close

I'll definitely be at the January show though

I'll wait til January :)

but I'll probably make you feed them to me nekkid.....

**Note To Self**

Next time read post properly before replying in haste.

:ph34r:

Oh I believed you alright.

Reading all the stats as people jumped up and down about the Bellyflop contest made me feel like the 3rd Olsen Twin.

:zoinks:

Hence I altered my own T-Shirt order to include XXXL size.

And remember, it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog - I use to run strip clubs and brothels on "K" Road in Auckland remember - beside those Islander boys I was a grade school student.

Lived to tell the stories. But only just :blink:

I can Krispy Kreme with the best of them.

:ph34r:

You ain't gonna fucking believe this.

Took delivery of wholesale quantity of Tim Tams.

Pre packed and stacked nicely (boxes of 20 packets).

Covered boxes in "Fragile" tape (just be absolutely sure that they DO get smashed to pieces in transit).

Rang DHL Express to pick up and send.

Can you BELIEVE that I need US Food And Drug Administration (FDA) APPROVAL to ship goddamn chocolate biscuits into the United States.

:blink: :zoinks: :grrr:

And..

I need SEPERATE approvals for each Tim Tam variety, AND for the Violet Crumbles AND for the Caramello Koalas AND for EACH bottle of wine?

If that is not bureaucracy gone mad I do not knwo what is.

Anyways...

Never, fear, ToyBoy is here.
Anyone else remember "Lost In Space"?

I know a guy.....

He he.

Everything but the wine is fine, applications have been lodged and all should be good. The process for shipping the wine is just too much - seperate applications for each type.

Serge - I hope I can replicate a few of the choices I had made at the outgoing duty free mate!!

The moral of this story?

Thou shalt bow down and kiss the feet of the man bearing chocolate biscuits on delivery.

:ph34r:

fucking terrorists!
NOW they've ruined out chocolate export business

grrrr

I'll wait til January :)

but I'll probably make you feed them to me nekkid..... [/b][/quote]
I gotta know which one of you is gonna be nekkid!!!

Never thought of it that way CJ ... :yowsa:

The only that will explode with a packet of Tim Tams is your tastebuds :rokk:

OK folks, all attempts by the FDA to prevent delivery have been successfully negotiated, stuff being picked up tomorrow. I am now an official expert in importing foodstuffs into the US.

Alls well that ends well.

You'll be sucking your coffee through a Tim Tam with the ends bitten off in precisely one weeks time.... just before I give Lensman his shirt at the GFY party.

:ph34r:

i don't know what TimTams are and i never had Krispy Kreme :(

maybe someone can show me what i missed all my life? B)

If you have never sucked your coffee through a Tim Tam with the ends bitten off you have missed one of the great culinary experiences of life.

Now it MIGHT sound disgusting, and I'm damn sure it LOOKS disgusting, but the experience is DEVINE !!

:gbounce:

For the uninitiated, and the non-Aussies....

A Tim Tam is a layer of chocolate with biscuit on either side enveloped in a thick coating layer of chocolate.

If you bite the ends off, it exposes the middle layer of chocolate and the outside layers of biscuit...

Placing one end slightly into your coffee (hotter the better), place the other end in your mouth and suck the coffee through the biscuit.

The chocolate melts into your mouth, and then you eat the gooey mess that remains.

Like I said, disgusting, but devine.

:ph34r:

sounds disgusting but delicious - can i order some? :)

Oohhhh! I've never done the coffee thing :) Something to get even MORE excited about :)

http://www.ilike.org.uk/images/tim_tams.jpg

Tim Tam
Tim Tam Chewey Caramel
Tim Tam Chocolate Fudge Special Edition
Tim Tam Chunky
Tim Tam Dark
Tim Tam Double Coat
Tim Tam Hazelnut Praline - Special Edition
Tim Tam Mocha Coffee
Tim Tam White

Yug, :wnw:

I LOVE that ad but couldn't find it!!!!

and for those of you who are thinking ... 'biscuit coated in chocolate? yuk!'

biscuit is aussie for cookie ;-)

I gotta know which one of you is gonna be nekkid!!! [/b][/quote]
hopefully both of us ;-)

http://shops.arnotts.com.au/StoreFront.bok

I'm reallllllllllllly tempted to order a case or 5 :)

Hahaha, i know, its classic hey ...

If you lean over to your girlfriend and say 'lets have sex' and she says 'its ok, ill have a tim-tam instead', you know your relationship is in trouble :lol:

Hahaha, i know, its classic hey ...

If you lean over to your girlfriend and say 'lets have sex' and she says 'its ok, ill have a tim-tam instead', you know your relationship is in trouble :lol: [/b][/quote]
Sounds like you may be speaking from experience my friend?

He he he he he he.

:nyanya:

:ph34r:

No way ................................. my girlfriend said she'd have a voilet crumble instead :yowsa: :yowsa: :yowsa:

No way ................................. my girlfriend said she'd have a voilet crumble instead :yowsa: :yowsa: :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
King Size, Regular or Mini?

:nyanya:

:ph34r:

King Size, Regular or Mini?

:nyanya:

:ph34r: [/b][/quote]
hahaha, a party pack actually :huh:

hahaha, a party pack actually :huh: [/b][/quote]
Were you invited?

:yowsa:

:ph34r: