Oh no

You're supposed to be gone

How can we miss you if you won't stay away



Mrs. Nesbit is waiting for you to have tea

Not much of a magician are you. Better ask some of the magic circle dweebs how to make it happen. But don't let it get in the way of your scintillating discussions on model building and stamp collecting after few hours of discussion of the grand illusion of the rabbit in the hat. Always a show stopper. No better still just get a round tuit. You guys are such raconteurs.

Springer, congratulations, you lasted the whole 27 hours before you turned into "good 'ole self"

This is that stupid J's guy? Or am I thinking of that stupid guy that put dude on everything he said?

Sigh, I can't keep up with the losers.

The J's guy and the dude guy are the same person - who is also Gigli. Ain't life grand? :)

Not much of a magician are you. Better ask some of the magic circle dweebs how to make it happen. But don't let it get in the way of your scintillating discussions on model building and stamp collecting after few hours of discussion of the grand illusion of the rabbit in the hat. Always a show stopper. No better still just get a round tuit. You guys are such raconteurs.[/b][/quote]
my god you are so clever ... all those big words

give me an entire day of listening to Vick talk about the world of magic over 2 minutes to read a paragraph of bullshit out of your stupid brain.

its so pathetic when someone storms off with a tantrum then comes running back less than a day later when they've had time to read a dictionary & thought of something else funny :rolleyes:

No Serge, when you are swarmed by ants, you swat them. You should know that.

No Serge, when you are swarmed by ants, you swat them. You should know that.[/b][/quote]
On Oprano we just piss on em.

my god you are so clever ... all those big words

give me an entire day of listening to Vick talk about the world of magic over 2 minutes to read a paragraph of bullshit out of your stupid brain.

its so pathetic when someone storms off with a tantrum then comes running back less than a day later when they've had time to read a dictionary & thought of something else funny :rolleyes:[/b][/quote]
CJ, this is the freekin internet. Deal with it.
If you can listen to a magic dweeb all day, then go back to your stamp collection. You have no idea do you. People with no imagination bore me. Poof, you are Cinderella. BTW, if you think those are big words, you might consider a high school diploma.



Last edited by gilgy at Jun 14 2004, 03:17 PM

No Serge, when you are swarmed by ants, you swat them. You should know that.[/b][/quote]
What do you do to them at amateurmasters? Where you workin now Gonzo. I am confused. I thought you were dan's bum boy now.

I feel you pain KK. Losers piss me off.

What do you do to them at amateurmasters? Where you workin now Gonzo. I am confused. I thought you were dan's bum boy now.[/b][/quote]
Read your poll I answered....

For record I dont work for AEBN or Klixxx either.

Read your poll I answered....

For record I dont work for AEBN or Klixxx either.[/b][/quote]
I read it but I don't see it. I guess it is Dan at Spamz. Good luck to you. It must have been the epiphany in Las Vegas. Either that or facing the hard facts. Who knows around here? That fence just plays havoc with the crack in your ass don't it? Hell I am only a broke 4th rate photographer who pimps his wife. What would I know?

I read it but I don't see it. I guess it is Dan at Spamz. Good luck to you. It must have been the epiphany in Las Vegas. Either that or facing the hard facts. Who knows around here? That fence just plays havoc with the crack in your ass don't it? Hell I am only a broke 4th rate photographer who pimps his wife. What would I know?[/b][/quote]
You asking the wrong person DUDE... Im just a fat fucking nobody!

Damn, if there were a "Fat Fucking Nobody" or Mitnick reference in there I would swear Confucy was back.



:yowsa:

You asking the wrong person DUDE... Im just a fat fucking nobody![/b][/quote]
No, G. I am asking the right person. But you knew that already. Politics is not your long suit.

Damn, if there were a "Fat Fucking Nobody" or Mitnick reference in there I would swear Confucy was back.



:yowsa:[/b][/quote]
that would be Gonzo. are you confusing him with someone?

No, G. I am asking the right person. But you knew that already. Politics is not your long suit.[/b][/quote]
Tell the next person Im working for to send me a fucking paycheck.
I drank with LAJ in San Diego... that should be worth 100K a year!

magic
stamp collection
poof
cinderella
high school

WHAT THE *FUCK* ARE YOU YABBERING ABOUT?!?!? unless you were just looking for an imaginative way to call me cinderella :inlove: does that mean you think i'm purrrty?!!? :yowsa:

Tell the next person Im working for to send me a fucking paycheck.
I drank with LAJ in San Diego... that should be worth 100K a year![/b][/quote]
in your dreams. Buck up man. Get out there and live the dream. Work for yourself.

magic
stamp collection
poof
cinderella
high school

WHAT THE *FUCK* ARE YOU YABBERING ABOUT?!?!? unless you were just looking for an imaginative way to call me cinderella :inlove: does that mean you think i'm purrrty?!!? :yowsa:[/b][/quote]
i will do my best to write in small words. High school gives you acess to the English language, which unfortunately contains some big words. Sorry, I didn't invent it. As for the rest of it, you have obviously never had the pleasure of an evening at a magic circle, if you even know what it is. Ask Vick. It was directed at him. It is his life sad to say.

in your dreams. Buck up man. Get out there and live the dream. Work for yourself.[/b][/quote]
Im skeert! I might catch on fire!

Stuffing for brains
Let me explain a few things to you

First I don't often talk here about being an illusionist

Second and let's see if what you have for a mind can grasp this
I don't do magic nor am I am "magician"
Magic happens in the eyes and mind of spectators when they enjoy an effect or are amazed (or wowed) by the effect (including your presentation and the story you weave for your spectators entertainment)

Magic happens when you take your children to Disney World
Magic happens when you are moved by great stories or movies or art or music or cooking and great conversation

What I do is simple illusion - at best I am the conduit to magic

One of the performers I admire/respect told me "There is no magic without the audience"

That puts me at odds with some performers (especially the look at me I am so good at this crowd)



Now what happened to you saying you were going away?

Don't you have some poor quality pictures to shoot of the person you pimp out? Isn't Jimmy Carter waiting to have dinner with you again?



Last edited by Vick at Jun 14 2004, 07:30 PM

You see, I rest my case. This is what happens after a few nights at a magic circle. "I am just a conduit". Yeah and I am Jesus freekin Christ. What a pretentious git and bore you must be in real life. Abracadabra. Illusionist....lmfao.
You forget, Houdini, I have been to quite a few magic circles. Don't bullshit us, ok?



Last edited by gilgy at Jun 14 2004, 04:31 PM

J,
please refrain from using US on this board,
you are a loner,
"There is no "you and me"
;-)))

Come on serge, don't you of all people recognize the royal "us"? You do dissapoint me sometimes.

Im skeert! I might catch on fire![/b][/quote]
Nice try G. You do have a way, but it is like pushing a snowball up a hill isn't it?

Oh enough about me

Let's talk about you J'Delusional

Who is it you pimp out in those poor quality pictures?

Gee, vick. I didn't know you were a customer. Busted dude.

Come on serge, don't you of all people recognize the royal "us"? You do dissapoint me sometimes.[/b][/quote]
cool, I am a failure, you are a stud,
buy Oprano off me and PROOF your "royal worth"

cool, I am a failure, you are a stud,
buy Oprano off me and PROOF your "royal worth"[/b][/quote]
Serge, let me explain something to you. Royal in this case is figurative. Don't get your knickers in a twist. It is just English.

BTW, why would I want all this grief and hard work for 20K a month?



Last edited by gilgy at Jun 14 2004, 04:51 PM

Gee, vick. I didn't know you were a customer. Busted dude.[/b][/quote]
Poor attempt to diffuse

and you haven't answered the question because?

So who is the woman in the poor quality work you do?




notice you don't dispute the quality of your "work"

Poor attempt to diffuse

and you haven't answered the question because?

So who is the woman in the poor quality work you do?




notice you don't dispute the quality of your "work"[/b][/quote]
Is it as bad as your magic which you cannot earn a penney at? You see I make money out of "poor" quality work. Your problem is you have no idea of show biz kid. Now stop embarrassing yourself and go back to your marked deck. I pimp no woman, btw. That is your big lie. So how long was your subscription and now it is your turn not to diffuse the issue. I love customers.

Who is it J'delusional?

Are you embarrassed of who you pimp out for money?

Can you please tell us your relation to the person who photograph?

I'll go quid pro quo with you, answer my question - who do you pimp out for money and what is there relation to you?

Riddle us that and I'll answer any one question you ask

Your answer first

or do lack the intestinal fortitude?
Are you a man or just a mouth -
it's time to put up or shut up or are you afraid we'll soon know you're really a suitcase pimp

Vick, I luv you and all of your magical personal qualities and I know I speak for many. Its not possible to explain the concept of spreading positive energy to someone who is so angry at his place in the world.

Angry people need magic the most!

I feel sad for him now ;-(
we've really frustrated him with our stupidity!!! :rolleyes:

Thakns CJ - right back at ya twice as large :awinky:

*mwah* ;-)

Yes he is, otherwise you'd ignore him... You need attention just fucking admit it.