BTW- I HIGHLY suggest a computer game called Civilization III for anytone who finds this fun!!

http://www.civ3.com

Make sure to get the Gold Edition (which includes original game plus Play The World expansion) PLUS the latest expansion Conquests.

Played it. :-)

What the hell is happening to my damned country?! These people are outta control.

The Democratic Republic of Dark Logic is a small, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 8 million are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. A robust private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing.

Nudity is frowned upon, education and welfare spending are on the rise, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime is a problem. Dark Logic's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the powerand.

Dark Logic is ranked 5169th in the region and 63,703rd in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

Haha...

The Free Land of OldJeff is a small, economically powerful nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 7 million live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Income tax is unheard of. A substantial private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Information Technology and Soda Sales.

Voting is voluntary, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is a problem. OldJeff's national animal is the sloth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the drachma.


OldJeff is ranked 5854th in the region and 69,233rd in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index....=mythos_arcadia

The Republic of Mythos Arcadia
"An armed society is a polite society"

UN Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedoms: Superb

Location: the South Pacific
The Republic of Mythos Arcadia is a tiny, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The small, corrupt, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.

Crime is a major problem. Mythos Arcadia's national animal is the raven and its currency is the dollar.


We'll be taking a stand on voluntary voting this evening.
Funny that mine includes soda as well... Pepsi is nearly the only thing I drink!

ah ha ha ha

I Love It!

Changed mine to an Armed Republic; didn't see that the first time.
Uploaded my own flag, too. :)

ah ha ha ha

I Love It![/b][/quote]
Hehe yeah Vick - now that I've changed it to an armed republic I'm curious to see what happens to those lazy bastards, LMAO

Are you going to crack the whip?

Are you going to crack the whip?[/b][/quote]
Well I'm wondering if changing it to "armed republic" gives everyone guns. We'll see.
The only issue I've had so far is one on voting, not sure how to proactively address something before it asks me for an opinion?

Hilarious!

My socialist paradise is progessing very well!

Civil Rights: Superb Economy: Strong Political Freedoms: Superb

The Most Serene Republic of Lazy Stoned Bastards is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 7 million hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 14%. A healthy private sector is led by the Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology industries.

Voting is voluntary and euthanasia is legal. Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lazy Stoned Bastards's national animal is the siesta and its currency is the fubar.

Lazy Stoned Bastards is ranked 5300th in the region and 63,834th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

What's the going rate? I need some for umm ... power.

"Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs."

This is so you. ;-)

I think Buff is secretly governing my populace. Crazy libertarians.

"There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

Surveillance cameras are banned, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime is a major problem."

"Spartan Heroes's (Buff's) national animal is the pornodoggy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation"

Come on Colin, it's just that your laissez-faire capitalist policies are failing - the same online as they would in the real world.

I, on the other hand, just pumped more money into public education, and plan on taxing the rich to fund it. Things are going quite well in The Most Serene Republic of Lazy Stoned Bastards.

Hehehe....

that annoying sound you hear... is you not making a lot of sense when you speak.

Dark Logic is a Capitalist Paradise, baby. No income tax. A small, lean efficient government. An economic powerhouse.

Your corrupt government will be your downfall and those in power will only force your 16% tax rate higher. Your nation will descend into anarchy.
Oh, yeah and you joined the UN. Soon they will suck even more energy out of your economy by destroying your woodshipping industry just to save a few squirrels. To hell with that!

The Republic of Nickatilynx
"We don't give a f###!"

UN Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights: Below Average Economy: Very Strong Political Freedoms: Few

Location: the Pacific
The Republic of Nickatilynx is a tiny, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Commerce and Defence are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4%. A robust private sector is led by the Soda Sales, Gambling, and Trout Farming industries.

Crime is moderate. Nickatilynx's national animal is the rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the nick.

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paradise :)

What's your URL so I can add to my dossier?

My Webpage


:)

The Republic of JRistan
"Get your shit together or get out."

UN Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights: Average
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: the Pacific

The Republic of JRistan is a small, economically powerful nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 8 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Commerce and Religion & Spirituality are on the agenda. Income tax is unheard of. A robust private sector is led by the Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Crime is a serious problem. JRistan's national animal is the scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the dollar.

JRistan is ranked 3949th in the region and 67,081st in the world for Nudest.



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Yours looks a lot like mine .. or vice versa.

i was reading all the names of countries and mottos and i almost fell out of my chair laughing.

The Holy Empire of DaBishop
"Prepair to be blessed."
UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Reasonable
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

My little playthings.. wooohahahah

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index....nation=dabishop

Oh, man. I'd move out .. if I could.

Oh, man. I'd move out .. if I could.[/b][/quote]

hahaha... moving is not allowed. I will now send my all-pervasive police force out to track you down for even speaking those words.. wooohhahaha :D

The Armed Republic of Spartan Heroes is a small, devout nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. Income tax is unheard of. A large private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, the country is preparing for war, Harry Potter books are banned, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime is a major problem. Spartan Heroes's national animal is the pornodoggy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Buff gold piece



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I think I need to vacation in Buff's country..

"Thieves are flogged in public for their crimes"

I like the sounds of it...

that annoying sound you hear... is you not making a lot of sense when you speak.[/b][/quote]
What doesn't make sense?

Or do I need to explain it to you?

Just don't try to read a Harry Potter book or ride your bike on the street.

Dark Logic is a Capitalist Paradise, baby. No income tax. A small, lean efficient government. An economic powerhouse.

Your corrupt government will be your downfall and those in power will only force your 16% tax rate higher. Your nation will descend into anarchy.
Oh, yeah and you joined the UN. Soon they will suck even more energy out of your economy by destroying your woodshipping industry just to save a few squirrels. To hell with that![/b][/quote]
We'll see, we'll see....

The streets of your nation are filled with beggars and you have already succeeded in destroying your country's environment.

I know where I'd prefer to live. ;)

Cheers. :stout:

The Rogue Nation of Ignis Fatuus Now

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Average

Location: The North Pacific
The Rogue Nation of Ignis Fatuus Now is a small, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Social Equality, Social Welfare, and Defence. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Automobile Manufacturing.

Thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, euthanasia is legal, and the government is avowedly atheist. Crime is a problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Ignis Fatuus Now's national animal is the parrot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the sponge ball.

Ignis Fatuus Now is ranked 2868th in the region and 50,055th in the world for Nudest.

I finally got all my citizens barcoded! Damn, it took almost a week!


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My poor little republic has probably gone to hell in a handbasket - I'd completely forgotten about it. I told the thing to send me daily updates, and it hasn't sent even one. Guess I'd better go check in on it.

99 Decision street
99 ministers meet
To worry, worry, super flurry
Call the troops out in a hurry

It's all over and I'm standing pretty
In this dust that was a city
If I could find a souvenir
Just to prove the world was here

The Republic of Pornodoggyland
"FU and the horse you rode in on."

UN Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Good Economy: Fair Political Freedoms: Superb

Location: the Pacific
The Republic of Pornodoggyland is a small, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 12 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry.

Voting is voluntary and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low. Pornodoggyland's national animal is the buff-foon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the buck.

Pornodoggyland is ranked 6293rd in the region and 92,286th in the world for Largest Gambling Industries.

:blink:

Talk about removing the incentive to achieve

With policies like that what's Pornodoggyland going to do if all the top producers and earners decide to leave?

Will the rest of the Pornodoggylandian's be left hanging out with the buff-foon? he he he :unsure:
:biglaugh:

hahaha touche!

Notice we're hunting our pornodoggies to the brink of extinction but the Buff-foon is flourishing!

But this is what I'm most proud of:

I do know what's best for everyone!




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Buff's and PD's national animals are hysterical :okthumb: