Mikee....if you gotta post a photo shop picture, what is the point? Whose face is that pasted on whose body and who did the tail lights? Was that all your own work?

"And the walls came down, all the way to hell
Never saw them when they're standing
Never saw them when they fell"

What is you're really lost J'hadteawithPrincesDi?


and I'll take About to Crack for $1000 please Alex

Vicky, you don't read very well do you. Could you please point me to a post where I said I had tea with Di? Now stop lying and tell the truth for a change. Dudeyou are running out of gas. Damn I hate stupid people. Sorry to say you are a pratt. At least others who post can actually formulate a thought, even peaches for God sake. You, dudeare, about as stupid as they come. I mean that with the greatest respect.

Pretty damn good for someone with a 3rd grade education, if I do say so myself. B)

Pretty damn good for someone with a 3rd grade education, if I do say so myself. B)[/b][/quote]
It is, peachy. Why did you have to leave school in grade three? Is it common in Georgia?....silly question....duh....

It is, peachy. Why did you have to leave school in grade three? Is it common in Georgia?....silly question....duh....[/b][/quote]
Note that it took me until I was 12 to get to the 3rd grade. Then I got pregnant and had to marry the father of my child - my cousin. But he had a really nice singlewide so I was happy. When we divorced, I married his brother - he had a doublewide and I got it when husband number 2 and I divorced. That's where I live now - with the father of my ex-husbands - who of course is my uncle.

Note that it took me until I was 12 to get to the 3rd grade. Then I got pregnant and had to marry the father of my child - my cousin. But he had a really nice singlewide so I was happy. When we divorced, I married his brother - he had a doublewide and I got it when husband number 2 and I divorced. That's where I live now - with the father of my ex-husbands - who of course is my uncle.[/b][/quote]
Why am I not surprised. If you can even write that, you are from Georgia.
:awinky:

Unfortunately you are not quite as smart as you think - I'm not from GA.

Unfortunately you are not quite as smart as you think - I'm not from GA.[/b][/quote]
That is nothing to do with intelligence dear. :D

Why is it that people are always the quickest to accuse others of making fun of what they feel to be their most lacking attribute?

So dear, you are the one whose been hoisted on his own petard. Come back when you've gotten a bit of that insecurity out of the way, or go and take some lessons from heqdvd...

Wow Michael, I guess you must have photoshopped Shelby onto the Shelby for your banners too, I guess you learned alot more from FM than you let on!

As if you would know.

As if you would know.[/b][/quote]
Of course I would. That is a nobrainer. Did you miss something along the way?

Why am I not surprised. If you can even write that, you are from Georgia.
:awinky:[/b][/quote]
or you've watched jerry springer ...

Pssss J'whateverdude

You're the one who claimed to have met Di and other members of the royal family - I just thought if you were that chummy of course they'd have you 'round for tea

and according to you, you've flow on Airforce 2, met a President (of course you won't say which one)

and by your own admission you lost your piss to me .....

.... by name calling, you lost as you posted in another thread who resorts to name calling loses

But I digress, since you're our entertainment (read jester/moron seat inhabitant) let's talk about you ...

Did you ever have shock therapy?
Have you ever been on Thorazine?

OMG, you are kidding, he's a fucking idiot and a half. Please tell me he didn't say that... but then again he is on my mental ignore list lol...

Dudeyou don't read very well. I never claimed to have met the Royal Family. I have. I never claimed to be chummy with them.
I never said I have flown on Airforce 2 and I have spent two hours with Jimmy Carter and his good Roslyn...just the three of us.... I believe he did lead your nation as president. When was the last time you ever addressed anyone as Mr. President? Probably never. Correct me if I am wrong. And it would be totally impossible for me to lose a debate to you. Now, young man, go back and reread what I have written and try again. You are an amusing fellow.

Interesting. Jimmy Carter has a home in my subdivision. I'll be more than happy to verify your story the next time he's here. Willing to take me up on my offer? :)

The medication must be wearing off. :(

Interesting. Jimmy Carter has a home in my subdivision. I'll be more than happy to verify your story the next time he's here. Willing to take me up on my offer? :)[/b][/quote]
Sure, peachy. Ask him about the Sovietskaya Hotel in Moscow. Anything else?

I told you I never lie.

Sure, peachy. Ask him about the Sovietskaya Hotel in Moscow. Anything else?[/b][/quote]
Considering I'm sure he met more than one person there.....of course there's something else. Are you truly this dense? :(

Considering I'm sure he met more than one person there.....of course there's something else. Are you truly this dense? :([/b][/quote]
In the hotel? You really have no idea do you? You are in way over your head. I think I would consider throwing in the towel I told you I never lie.

That's what I thought - I can prove whether or not you ever met him and now you won't provide the "facts" to back yourself up. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Say Hello to the Queen of England for us and thanks for playing! B)

Dudeyou don't read very well. I never claimed to have met the Royal Family. I have. I never claimed to be chummy with them.
I never said I have flown on Airforce 2 and I have spent two hours with Jimmy Carter and his good Roslyn...just the three of us.... I believe he did lead your nation as president. When was the last time you ever addressed anyone as Mr. President? Probably never. Correct me if I am wrong. And it would be totally impossible for me to lose a debate to you. Now, young man, go back and reread what I have written and try again. You are an amusing fellow.[/b][/quote]
You get a little confuse don't ya J'whatever - here you said you met Di

as you have no proof, this is a claim

No back to your mental health

Have you taken any meds today?
If not, should you be? (ok I have a gift for the obvious)

That's what I thought - I can prove whether or not you ever met him and now you won't provide the "facts" to back yourself up. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Say Hello to the Queen of England for us and thanks for playing! B)[/b][/quote]
How could I say hello to the queen of england darling? And I can prove it. I just have no need of proving it to some provincial cracker with a bad temper.

Psss J'whatever

can you please respond to the post I made before this one

That's where you look you "tales" in the eye

and spin or crack

man I hate talkingt to morons. Don't you read? Now be simple and ask your question without posting links to threads that I have to pore through a ton of postings to try and figure out the question. Psst. you are about to shoot yourself in the foot, vicky. But go ahead. Ask in a concise manner.

Why is it that people are always the quickest to accuse others of making fun of what they feel to be their most lacking attribute?

So dear, you are the one whose been hoisted on his own petard. Come back when you've gotten a bit of that insecurity out of the way, or go and take some lessons from heqdvd...

Wow Michael, I guess you must have photoshopped Shelby onto the Shelby for your banners too, I guess you learned alot more from FM than you let on![/b][/quote]
Now open your eyes sweety and look at the picture again.

You get a little confuse don't ya J'whatever - here you said you met Di

as you have no proof, this is a claim

No back to your mental health

Have you taken any meds today?
If not, should you be? (ok I have a gift for the obvious)[/b][/quote]
Oh and btw. I have no "proof" that you are a webmaster and have never asked for any. Why do I have to prove anything to you?

I just reread your long convoluted post. How could I have missed it. DudeIthink you have been into the 2 buck Chuck. Now when you sober up, try again.

J'whateverthefuck - you claim to have met Di

do you wear frilly dresses while you have your tea parties with the Queen Mother and Lady Di, do you call yourself Duchess?

Do you wear a neat grey suit with a striped tie when you meet Jimmy Carter? I bet you don't wear pants and just wear your socks, shoes and sock garters

Sorry to shatter/expose your illusions and I apologize if anyone besides J'delusional gets ill from any mental images

Take your meds and go to bed J'delusional - maybe you'll dream you met FDR in front of the Sphinx and the Sphinx answered the riddle for you

I'm over and out of this conversation

"J'whateverthefuck - you claim to have met Di "

No I have never claimed to met Di. You are lying again. Damn I hate liers. I did meet her. Please read before you post.

"do you wear frilly dresses while you have your tea parties with the Queen Mother and Lady Di, do you call yourself Duchess?"

No, I have never been to tea with either. BTW, news flash. The queen Mum is brown bread.

"Do you wear a neat grey suit with a striped tie when you meet Jimmy Carter? I bet you don't wear pants and just wear your socks, shoes and sock garters"

You are a silly little illiterate fellow. I don't meet Jimmy Carter. I met him. Again please read before you post.

I bet you are over and out with this conversation because you look like a complete fool. Which you totally are. Damn I hate idiots.

You truly are stupid arent you?

So you didn't "claim" to have met Princess Di.... you DID meet Princess Di.

And you didn't "claim" to have met Jimmy Carter.... you DID meet Jimmy Carter.

so the fuck what? are you special? does that make you a more valuable human being than the rest of the planet somehow? Does your card have an extra stamp on it? Do you get free rentals at Blockbuster?

You are basing this whole "piss" on adherence to semantics and sentence structure.... we all know the same language here, and even if english isn't the first for some no one has been anal about syntax.... Until now.... :wnw:

I couldn't agree more the quote above. Perhaps my sarcasm is lost on everyone on the planet but myself...

Oh and if you had more than 3 ganglia whipping around in your skull you'd have done a "view source" on the picture you claim is photoshopped and check the URL that it comes from - and looked at all the other photos in the set....

So you didn't "claim" to have met Princess Di.... you DID meet Princess Di.

And you didn't "claim" to have met Jimmy Carter.... you DID meet Jimmy Carter.

so the fuck what? are you special? does that make you a more valuable human being than the rest of the planet somehow? Does your card have an extra stamp on it? Do you get free rentals at Blockbuster?

You are basing this whole "piss" on adherence to semantics and sentence structure.... we all know the same language here, and even if english isn't the first for some no one has been anal about syntax.... Until now.... :wnw:

I couldn't agree more the quote above. Perhaps my sarcasm is lost on everyone on the planet but myself...

Oh and if you had more than 3 ganglia whipping around in your skull you'd have done a "view source" on the picture you claim is photoshopped and check the URL that it comes from - and looked at all the other photos in the set....[/b][/quote]
"You are basing this whole "piss" on adherence to semantics and sentence structure.... we all know the same language here, and even if english isn't the first for some no one has been anal about syntax.... Until now.... "

Absolutely. When someone says "you claim" it is an automatic inference. But I am sure you knew that. What is wrong with semantics? It is the basis of communication.

Everything I said was true.

"so the fuck what? are you special? does that make you a more valuable human being than the rest of the planet somehow? Does your card have an extra stamp on it? Do you get free rentals at Blockbuster?
"

No, but does having a 45 acre piece of property, a house in a gated community and a fishing camp make one a better, more valuable human being?
That would be up to you to decidedude. I did not see you question that little chestnut that just dropped from the tree among others from Serge and Mike to reinforce their fortune to you guys. I, however, did not post that to impress anyone. They did. Over to you for your opinion on that onedude.



BTW, I actually asked Mike about the pic.

Edit: but if you do speak for Mike, let me ask you this. Why is the picture there in the first place?

OK, I looked at the car and the girl. I might have been wrong but again, why am I looking a some smiling blonde and an expensive car?



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You truly are stupid arent you?[/b][/quote]
How, exactly would you know that KK?

How, exactly would you know that KK?[/b][/quote]
You surely can define masochist I bet...

You surely can define masochist I bet...[/b][/quote]
Of course I can. I can also define plane, car, cat, table and a lot of other basic English words. What was the point exactly?

90% of the posters here know why Michael posted the picture. There's zero reason to explain it to you as it has nothing to do with you. :P

90% of the posters here know why Michael posted the picture. There's zero reason to explain it to you as it has nothing to do with you. :P[/b][/quote]
Maybe you can explain it to the ten per cent who missed the point.