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PeerPatrick 01-22-2004 09:00 PM

I heard the same thing about Socrates being a figment of Plato's creative imagination. Who really cares, a mechanism is a mechanism, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain; just toss your money in and pass the plate.

Last time I was in church, I made change from a twenty and walked with $40.00, great conversion...don't frown, would you rather I shaved webmasters?

Nickatilynx 01-22-2004 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PeerPatrick@Jan 22 2004, 06:08 PM
I heard the same thing about Socrates being a figment of Plato's creative imagination. Who really cares, a mechanism is a mechanism, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain; just toss your money in and pass the plate.

Last time I was in church, I made change from a twenty and walked with $40.00, great conversion...don't frown, would you rather I shaved webmasters?

music to my ears lol!!! :-))))

I just spoke to Jesus and he said he didn't exist and imagining that he was talking to me , was psyhcotic episode.

;-))))

How come if G-d speaks to you can become a TV Star, politician , or athlete , but if you hear voices telling you "all women are dirty ,and you must kill them and cut off there nipples serve them on lightly buttered toast " the men in white coats drag you away ?

;-))))

Vick 01-22-2004 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 22 2004, 09:39 PM
lightly buttered toast
What's up with the lightly buttered toast?

Thought you might go the Krispy Kreme's route

:devil:

Nickatilynx 01-22-2004 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by Vick+Jan 22 2004, 06:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Jan 22 2004, 06:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Jan 22 2004, 09:39 PM
lightly buttered toast
What's up with the lightly buttered toast?

Thought you might go the Krispy Kreme's route

:devil:[/b][/quote]
Vick,

I thought you'd know that grilled nipples are best with toast , maybe some stilton and a good port :)

PeerPatrick 01-22-2004 11:51 PM

It's a nice story, but...it's ONLY a story[/quote]

...it's actually not that nice of a story, in reality it wasn't very coherent or inspiring, doesn't translate very well into modern times.

just think if we swapped JC for Bruce Lee; then that would have been the shit. BL dropping a solid asskicking on all those slackjawed pukes.

since the "son of god" thing is a bit far fetched, even for a teen coming of age movie, maybe we could make god, Bruce Lee's karate master who was killed and BL came back to avenge his untimely demise. that would make for a more believable story and validate mr. nietzsche claim as well.

Torone 01-23-2004 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by davecummings@Jan 22 2004, 01:16 AM
More and more, I think I'm becoming Agnostic!

Dave
www.davecummings.com

Shucks! I AM one! :agrin:

Mike AI 01-23-2004 11:06 AM

Red Sea parting was possible....

http://washingtontimes.com/upi-breaking/20...80423-3978r.htm

JR 01-23-2004 11:21 AM

i am surprised that no one has the balls to just ask R_n.

Mike AI 01-23-2004 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by JR@Jan 23 2004, 11:29 AM
i am surprised that no one has the balls to just ask R_n.
HAHA

I don't need ANOTHER C&D!!!

esdmodels 01-23-2004 11:39 AM

All of us are Sons of God.
JC is a collective image. Told by prophets and edited by late Christians

Vick 01-23-2004 11:53 AM

will anyone here swear to god ....

That they're an atheist B)

TeenGodFather 01-23-2004 12:04 PM

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a276

OldJeff 01-23-2004 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by Mike AI@Jan 23 2004, 11:14 AM
Red Sea parting was possible....

http://washingtontimes.com/upi-breaking/20...80423-3978r.htm

Saw a show about this on the Discovery Channel,

Scientific evidence points to that part of the sea draining.

The scientists on the show believed it to be the cause of an earthquake quite some distance from the Sea.

Very interesting stuff.


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