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Bishop 01-10-2004 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Jan 10 2004, 07:42 PM
you got as much chance of nekkids of kez as you do of me big boy :rolleyes:

ant, LIAR!! we know things have changed dramatically there but the only bible I'd believe is in your office is the porno mags on the bathroom floor!!!!!!!!

:nyanya:

Truth be told I stashed one bible and one vile of holy water in the office ages ago.. buried up in the ceiling.

Nick/Ant - I've found the bible can be a wonderful tool in a relationship. I often chase my wife around the house with bible in hand. haha

Nickatilynx 01-10-2004 08:06 PM

Quote:

Sweet N' Low really should clue you in that you've got a sugar problem, Nick
That was peruivian marching powder!!!!

I am not paying $800 per oz for sugar!!!!


;-))))

Anthony 01-10-2004 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Jan 10 2004, 04:58 PM
LMAO

'... but it would still be fun to kick his ass'

I'm sure it would be.

Too easy though.

Nickatilynx 01-10-2004 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bishop+Jan 10 2004, 05:06 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bishop @ Jan 10 2004, 05:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--cj@Jan 10 2004, 07:42 PM
you got as much chance of nekkids of kez as you do of me big boy :rolleyes:

ant, LIAR!! we know things have changed dramatically there but the only bible I'd believe is in your office is the porno mags on the bathroom floor!!!!!!!!

:nyanya:

Truth be told I stashed one bible and one vile of holy water in the office ages ago.. buried up in the ceiling.

Nick/Ant - I've found the bible can be a wonderful tool in a relationship. I often chase my wife around the house with bible in hand. haha[/b][/quote]
Bless you my son :)

You need to come up soon for some bible reading with the wife. :)

Precious misses her :(

JulieJolie 01-10-2004 08:45 PM

Hullo there cutie! Welcum to Oprano, glad to find some more familiar faces on here! Gonzo is so nice to invite us over!

I hear you went to Vegas... when are you coming to Montreal? Can't wait to see that pretty smile of yours in front of me! :awinky:

Nickatilynx 01-10-2004 09:25 PM

Julie,

You need to come to Vancouver.

As guests of Whitcon :)

We are talking a nice appt in Yale Town previously owned by Mike Myers ;-))

(Whitcon = top 50 sammers...ex owners of Netpond.........you know when Netpond was the number ONE webmaster resource on the net.

Before Meat and Age sued me :)

And some how I got paid half a million dollars :)

Hey gonzo,
My nondiscloure was over ages ago...........

If Oprano was open to "exclusives" on the radio,
Gonzo,as a mate...you should contact me :)



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Jan 10 2004, 06:35 PM

JulieJolie 01-10-2004 09:40 PM

That sounds really interesting... Now I find out what you do for a living!

But it would be hell to do. I need a babysitter and for a few days, babysitters aren't that easy to find especially for a 4yrs old. But it's really not a bad idea at all. :)

Elli 01-10-2004 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JulieJolie@Jan 10 2004, 05:53 PM
Hullo there cutie! Welcum to Oprano, glad to find some more familiar faces on here! Gonzo is so nice to invite us over!

I hear you went to Vegas... when are you coming to Montreal? Can't wait to see that pretty smile of yours in front of me! :awinky:

Julie, that is all the invitation I need! Don't encourage me! :) In Vegas everyone was saying "Montreal was the best show, the best party, so awesome, etc etc." I have always wanted to see Montreal, so I think I am far overdue. I want to "je me souviens!"

When when can I come out? :)

Elli 01-10-2004 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 10 2004, 06:33 PM
Julie,

You need to come to Vancouver.

As guests of Whitcon :)

We are talking a nice appt in Yale Town previously owned by Mike Myers ;-))

(Whitcon = top 50 sammers...ex owners of Netpond.........you know when Netpond was the number ONE webmaster resource on the net.

Before Meat and Age sued me :)

And some how I got paid half a million dollars :)

Hey gonzo,
My nondiscloure was over ages ago...........

If Oprano was open to "exclusives" on the radio,
Gonzo,as a mate...you should contact me :)

I am so very, very confused. I have a feeling that you throw quite a party. I'm not really into the drug scene, but I do love a good shindig now and then. :) And yaletown is spiffy in my books heheh It must be better Japanese food than at that last GFY party, though. Shabusen didn't rank very highly in my books for sushi.

Anthony 01-10-2004 10:16 PM

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Originally posted by Elli+Jan 10 2004, 07:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Elli @ Jan 10 2004, 07:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Jan 10 2004, 06:33 PM
Julie,

You need to come to Vancouver.

As guests of Whitcon :)

We are talking a nice appt in Yale Town previously owned by Mike Myers ;-))

(Whitcon = top 50 sammers...ex owners of Netpond.........you know when Netpond was the number ONE webmaster resource on the net.

Before Meat and Age sued me :)

And some how I got paid half a million dollars :)

Hey gonzo,
My nondiscloure was over ages ago...........

If Oprano was open to "exclusives" on the radio,
Gonzo,as a mate...you should contact me :)

I am so very, very confused. I have a feeling that you throw quite a party. I'm not really into the drug scene, but I do love a good shindig now and then. :) And yaletown is spiffy in my books heheh It must be better Japanese food than at that last GFY party, though. Shabusen didn't rank very highly in my books for sushi.[/b][/quote]
No drug scene here. Mrs. Nickatilynx is expecting, and we have all cleaned up our acts.

Now, for gay drinks with umbrellas...

We have a problem.

JulieJolie 01-10-2004 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by Elli+Jan 10 2004, 07:19 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Elli @ Jan 10 2004, 07:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--JulieJolie@Jan 10 2004, 05:53 PM
Hullo there cutie! Welcum to Oprano, glad to find some more familiar faces on here! Gonzo is so nice to invite us over!

I hear you went to Vegas... when are you coming to Montreal? Can't wait to see that pretty smile of yours in front of me! :awinky:

Julie, that is all the invitation I need! Don't encourage me! :) In Vegas everyone was saying "Montreal was the best show, the best party, so awesome, etc etc." I have always wanted to see Montreal, so I think I am far overdue. I want to "je me souviens!"

When when can I come out? :)[/b][/quote]
Oh believe me, you'll remember it all right! LOL You can come here whenever is fine with you! We'll be more than happy to welcome you!

Elli 01-10-2004 10:30 PM

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Originally posted by JulieJolie+Jan 10 2004, 07:26 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JulieJolie @ Jan 10 2004, 07:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Elli@Jan 10 2004, 07:19 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--JulieJolie
Quote:

@Jan 10 2004, 05:53 PM
Hullo there cutie! Welcum to Oprano, glad to find some more familiar faces on here! Gonzo is so nice to invite us over!

I hear you went to Vegas... when are you coming to Montreal? Can't wait to see that pretty smile of yours in front of me! :awinky:


Julie, that is all the invitation I need! Don't encourage me! :) In Vegas everyone was saying "Montreal was the best show, the best party, so awesome, etc etc." I have always wanted to see Montreal, so I think I am far overdue. I want to "je me souviens!"

When when can I come out? :)

Oh believe me, you'll remember it all right! LOL You can come here whenever is fine with you! We'll be more than happy to welcome you![/b][/quote]
Now will this be a true Montreal welcome? Something worthy of pictures, perhaps? *GRiN*

Nickatilynx 01-10-2004 10:32 PM

Fuck!!!

I just got reminded.....

"Don't get high or your own supply"

:-)

You however know the difference between 66 laTour or 70 Latour ;-)))

What about a 70 Margeaux?

Petrus is for the nouveux

The only Michelin star resturant owned by people on this board is in....

;-)))

it is in Europe....trust me ;-))))

Elli 01-10-2004 10:36 PM

You, sir, are a nut. But I like that in people. :)

Nickatilynx 01-10-2004 10:41 PM

Sorry serge....

Times they are a changinig ;-))))


Julius Caesar
Act 3 Scene2
Antony: Friends, Romans and the lady in row 'F' powdering her nose, lend me your ears. I come to praise Caesar, not to bury him...
Servant: Sire! A mistake you hath made. You have come to bury him not praise him.
Antony: Silence, fool! And let my words slither through your ears.

Frankly as a classically trained nigga!!!!!!

I'm shitting bricks ;-))))

Nickatilynx 01-10-2004 10:45 PM

My lunacy is harmless :-)))

Mildly amusing :-)))



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Jan 10 2004, 07:59 PM

Nickatilynx 01-10-2004 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli@Jan 10 2004, 07:44 PM
You, sir, are a nut. But I like that in people. :)
genius and lunacy is a very thin line ;-)))

Ou est la Petrus ;-)))



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Jan 10 2004, 08:01 PM

Elli 01-10-2004 10:55 PM

Are you having a conversation with yourself? :P

Hamlet talked to himself all the time, and just look what happened to him :)

Nickatilynx 01-10-2004 10:58 PM

Quote:

Hamlet talked to himself all the time, and just look what happened to him
et tu Brute?

Yes we are that crazy!!!!!!!! ;-))))

I'm being dragged away from the board by a huge phillipin......


ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

;-))))



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Jan 10 2004, 08:06 PM

JulieJolie 01-10-2004 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli+Jan 10 2004, 07:38 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Elli @ Jan 10 2004, 07:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -JulieJolie@Jan 10 2004, 07:26 PM
Quote:

Originally posted by -Elli@Jan 10 2004, 07:19 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--JulieJolie

Quote:

Quote:

@Jan 10 2004, 05:53 PM
Hullo there cutie! Welcum to Oprano, glad to find some more familiar faces on here! Gonzo is so nice to invite us over!

I hear you went to Vegas... when are you coming to Montreal? Can't wait to see that pretty smile of yours in front of me! :awinky:


Julie, that is all the invitation I need! Don't encourage me! :) In Vegas everyone was saying "Montreal was the best show, the best party, so awesome, etc etc." I have always wanted to see Montreal, so I think I am far overdue. I want to "je me souviens!"

When when can I come out? :)


Oh believe me, you'll remember it all right! LOL You can come here whenever is fine with you! We'll be more than happy to welcome you!

Now will this be a true Montreal welcome? Something worthy of pictures, perhaps? *GRiN*[/b][/quote]
A real one! Of course we'd do pictures! Can't do an amateur get together without saving the moment on film, or digital or whatever!! :rokk:



Last edited by JulieJolie at Jan 10 2004, 08:54 PM

Elli 01-11-2004 01:13 AM

I am so there. I need no more excuses! I am Montreal bound! :)
:yowsa:

LadyMischief 01-11-2004 09:38 AM

Welcome Elli! It was great meeting you in Vegas, albiet much too short a time to spent with such a beautiful woman! Next time we will make sure to make it longer! :)

JulieJolie 01-11-2004 09:45 AM

:bdance: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance: :bdance: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance: :bdance: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance:

masterp74 01-11-2004 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JulieJolie@Jan 11 2004, 06:53 AM
:bdance: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance: :bdance: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance: :bdance: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance:
Can I watch? I'll be in the corner you won't even know I'm there.(until your ready for the cock.) I just turned 30 so you can use me as much as you like.. That would be a great birthday present.



I'll bring the poloraid :matey:

gonzo 01-11-2004 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 10 2004, 09:33 PM
Julie,

You need to come to Vancouver.

As guests of Whitcon :)

We are talking a nice appt in Yale Town previously owned by Mike Myers ;-))

(Whitcon = top 50 sammers...ex owners of Netpond.........you know when Netpond was the number ONE webmaster resource on the net.

Before Meat and Age sued me :)

And some how I got paid half a million dollars :)

Hey gonzo,
My nondiscloure was over ages ago...........

If Oprano was open to "exclusives" on the radio,
Gonzo,as a mate...you should contact me :)

Nick you pikey bastard hahahahah hush up!

Your on the list of contacts.
BTW I got the feeling that the Netpon fellers dont like you at all. I had to remind them that I worked for Serge and not you. THe asswhipping potential minimized a little by reminding them of that.

Peaches 01-11-2004 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo@Jan 11 2004, 01:54 PM
BTW I got the feeling that the Netpon fellers dont like you at all.
Is there a category for "Biggest Understatement of the Year"? :P

Nickatilynx 01-11-2004 12:59 PM

LOL!!!!!

I'm just very misunderstood ;-)))))

TheEnforcer 01-11-2004 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj+Jan 10 2004, 06:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jan 10 2004, 06:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Elli@Jan 10 2004, 02:00 PM
Gosh, I haven't been told to show my stuff or that I'm too old and wrinkly yet..
give it time :P

LOL

you won't get many old & wrinkly comments around here, but its amazing none of the gfy kids have asked about your tits yet :rolleyes:

welcome aboard![/b][/quote]
Cj, you should know us Opanoites like the important things like a sexy voice!!! :inlove:

Welcome to Elli! :redance:

TheEnforcer 01-11-2004 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 11 2004, 01:07 PM
LOL!!!!!

I'm just very misunderstood ;-)))))

People understand you....... they just either like you or can't stand you!! :P

Nickatilynx 01-11-2004 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheEnforcer+Jan 11 2004, 10:24 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheEnforcer @ Jan 11 2004, 10:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Jan 11 2004, 01:07 PM
LOL!!!!!

I'm just very misunderstood ;-)))))

People understand you....... they just either like you or can't stand you!! :P[/b][/quote]
People can't stand me!!!??? ;-)))))


But I am all about love and compassion ;-)))

Robert 01-11-2004 01:43 PM

http://www.bloodlusts.com/16jan2000.jpg

Elli 01-11-2004 01:48 PM

Has someone hijacked my thread? I'm thinking maybe so... :biglaugh:

So far the cheapest flights I can find to montreal are 450$cdn. Which airport is better to fly into? Dorval?

I really am serious about getting out there. I've waited too long. :gbounce:

Elli 01-11-2004 01:49 PM

And hullo Mischief and Enforcer! Thanks for the welcome! Yes Mischief, we will have to do some more damage next time around. :) Maybe go tease some guys or something, eh? :)

gonzo 01-11-2004 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli@Jan 11 2004, 01:56 PM
Has someone hijacked my thread? I'm thinking maybe so... :biglaugh:

So far the cheapest flights I can find to montreal are 450$cdn. Which airport is better to fly into? Dorval?

I really am serious about getting out there. I've waited too long. :gbounce:

Im wondering if Nick will open up the house to all us rowdy boys from down South?
We could shoot the Great White North Am Roundup.

Nickatilynx 01-11-2004 01:54 PM

Threads on Oprano are known to digress , Elli :)

And usually a lot worse than this one!!! ;-))))

Robert :-))))

Nickatilynx 01-11-2004 01:55 PM

You and HP are always welcome up here :-))))

Let me know so I can forewarn stripclubguru to close his club!!! ;-)))

Peaches 01-11-2004 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 11 2004, 03:03 PM
You and HP are always welcome up here :-))))

Let me know so I can forewarn stripclubguru to close his club!!! ;-)))

HP and Gonzo don't go to strip clubs! :zoinks: They're good wholesome church going boys. :)

Elli 01-11-2004 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches@Jan 11 2004, 11:06 AM

HP and Gonzo don't go to strip clubs! :zoinks: They're good wholesome church going boys. :)

But does he wear his furs to chuch? :)

Nickatilynx 01-11-2004 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Jan 11 2004, 11:06 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jan 11 2004, 11:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Jan 11 2004, 03:03 PM
You and HP are always welcome up here :-))))

Let me know so I can forewarn stripclubguru to close his club!!! ;-)))

HP and Gonzo don't go to strip clubs! :zoinks: They're good wholesome church going boys. :)[/b][/quote]
Perfect!!!!

We can have bible readings :)

Elli 01-11-2004 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 11 2004, 11:08 AM

Perfect!!!!

We can have bible readings :)

And so it is written:

"1: ... the joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman. Thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor: thy belly is like an heap of wheat set about with lilies. Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins. .... How fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights! This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes. I said, I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples; And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak."

Shall we read some more? :)


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