Let me mention that he's also only known her for a few months and only been going out with her for a month or so. I've also heard this same sentence from him many times before. :P

The mentality here is why I didn't raise him in a small town. At the HS here about 40% of the kids go to college where the HS he graduated from had a 99%+ college rate. Around here if you're his age and haven't been married at least once and have a couple of kids, you're running behind. :awinky:

He needs to get out of here, lol![/b][/quote]
I'm sorry, you were married at what age?

Exactly - we see how well THAT worked out, don't we? :P

Hahaha, if you dont have money for a hotel room and a ride to get there, I'd be careful about dissin' some people around here ;)

Yo GonZo! You catch this?

Apparently we're not supposed to be farting on first dates, we're supposed to hold it for a year. Hell, I thought dutch oven was appropriate by third date.

We're obviously going to be staying single for a while...

Hahaha, if you dont have money for a hotel room and a ride to get there, I'd be careful about dissin' some people around here ;)[/b][/quote]
All I need right now is money for prostitutes.

All I need right now is money for prostitutes.[/b][/quote]
Hahaha, you'll be shacked up with one when you're homeless ;)

A relationship based on a constant power struggle is very unhealthy. It wont take long for her to get annoyed and tell ya to fuck off.


Sabby:)

A relationship based on a constant power struggle is very unhealthy. It wont take long for her to get annoyed and tell ya to fuck off.


Sabby:)[/b][/quote]
Yup, it's an exercise in futility.

Women have half the money and ALL of the pussy.

Dont worry when we get to Vegas we will go find some nice church functions and sit down and talk to some nice girls.

Only thing we will do on the strip is go to Gonzo's KK party : )

Peaches.. trust me I will take care of him !

[i][font=Courier][size=7][color=purple] :grrr:I have 4 boys and as their mother it's my job to teach them women are evil all they want is your money, your dick, and to ruin your life.

Please don't... one Labret is enough!

Hahaha, you'll be shacked up with one when you're homeless ;)[/b][/quote]
Being shacked up with a prostitute and being homeless in Vegas can't be THAT bad. :gbounce:

A relationship based on a constant power struggle is very unhealthy. It wont take long for her to get annoyed and tell ya to fuck off.


Sabby:)[/b][/quote]
:agrin: :agrin: :agrin:

Mine all just told me to fuck more... :biglaugh:

Besides, the trick is to make her THINK she's in control...



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Haha, you're playing at the poker tournament right? I'll see you there :agrin:

ps. Love your avatar!

Haha, you're playing at the poker tournament right? I'll see you there :agrin:

ps. Love your avatar![/b][/quote]
Dont be eyeballing my avatar.... it might get hawngry.

One of my best friends and I decided in college to burp and poot on the first date. That weeds out the posers from the ones who love you for your honesty. :okthumb:

Haha, you're playing at the poker tournament right? I'll see you there :agrin:

ps. Love your avatar![/b][/quote]
yup, looking forward to it ;)

Being another member of the "I got married way too damn young" club, I'll agree that you shouldn't bet it all on one girl. However, I'm not exactly qualified to tell you how you feel or how to handle those feelings. Take Kath for example. Things were tough, but they made it (extremely inspiring to me, btw). Me and my ex didn't and so many more don't. It would probably depress us all to know the know the number that fail compared to those who do not. I'm a firm believer in what is meant to happen will happen. Unfortunately, my impatience hasn't allowed me to let what is supposed to happen, happen to me. I always have to open my big mouth, run away or intervene in some other unnecessary way.

Yeah, we're complicated as a mother fucker. :D

Ya'll may have seen this before, but in case you haven't, http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/Women_are_Evil.html

Yo GonZo! You catch this?

Apparently we're not supposed to be farting on first dates, we're supposed to hold it for a year. Hell, I thought dutch oven was appropriate by third date.

We're obviously going to be staying single for a while...[/b][/quote]
I keep telling you its hard to find good help.

Thats why I try and bang 2 at a time. So they have each other to talk to after Im done. They can chat and cuddle and Ill go to sleep and let loose a nice greasy one.

That diatribe aint earning your any time in the fur coat either.

One of my best friends and I decided in college to burp and poot on the first date. That weeds out the posers from the ones who love you for your honesty. :okthumb:[/b][/quote]
I am just over here grinning uncontrollably at "poot"... reminds me of trying to decide whether I should say "weenie" or "wanger" when talking about Serge's nether-regions the other night :)

I'm nearly afraid to think of how Gonzo would've worded it!

Be afraid...be very afraid. :lol:

Oh hunny...that aint nothing...I could have gone on. :agrin:

Be afraid...be very afraid. :lol:[/b][/quote]
"rather burp and taste it....than fart and waste it!"

Oh hunny...that aint nothing...I could have gone on. :agrin:[/b][/quote]
Ill be your king bee baby....and Ill buzz awwwwwwwllllllllllll night long......

http://www.oprano.com/pearls_y1.html

See about the 43rd pearl down from me on this subject :D

she wants a friend...tell her to feed a fuckin' dog and move on. :bwave:

best of luck -
aeon

One of my best friends and I decided in college to burp and poot on the first date. That weeds out the posers from the ones who love you for your honesty. :okthumb:[/b][/quote]
I might've proposed right on the spot.

I might've proposed right on the spot.[/b][/quote]
Thank G_d YOU'RE not my daddy. :nyanya:

Thank G_d YOU'RE not my daddy. :nyanya:[/b][/quote]
Psssst - he's not broke, he lives in GA, he has a good job and he's still talking to both of us. He would have probably been the better choice. :P

That's a pearl.

That's a pearl.[/b][/quote]
Looked like a mating call to me...

DOS TIP -
Peaches...arrive at HP's house with a dozen original glazed and a quart of ICE COLD CHOCOLATE Mayfields Milk. If they are hot and the milk cold....he might pop a boner.

Do you honestly think I could pick up warm Krispy Kremes and chocolate milk and keep them from being entirely consumed before I got to ANYONE'S house? Them's are car-eatin' goodies. :P

Do you honestly think I could pick up warm Krispy Kremes and chocolate milk and keep them from being entirely consumed before I got to ANYONE'S house? Them's are car-eatin' goodies. :P[/b][/quote]
Im resisiting a major smart assed comment to that one.

Im resisiting a major smart assed comment to that one.[/b][/quote]
Smart move considering it's getting close to when I can deck you in person. :okthumb:

Peaches as much as I love ya ....

.... this is probably the reason I'm not on your husband list


Well that and we've never been properly introduced in person :D

OH REALLY ???


Knew I'd get you on the narrow path, my son...

B)

LOLOLOL



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Looked like a mating call to me...

DOS TIP -
Peaches...arrive at HP's house with a dozen original glazed and a quart of ICE COLD CHOCOLATE Mayfields Milk. If they are hot and the milk cold....he might pop a boner.[/b][/quote]
I hate to say it, but I dont wanna see another doughnut til the FFNB....

I think I have reached the saturation point. I was out on the front porch last night announcing to the neighborhood that I AM CORNHOLIO and demanding that they come out with their pants down.

That sugar crash was hard when it finally hit...

I hate to say it, but I dont wanna see another doughnut til the FFNB....

I think I have reached the saturation point. I was out on the front porch last night announcing to the neighborhood that I AM CORNHOLIO and demanding that they come out with their pants down.

That sugar crash was hard when it finally hit...[/b][/quote]
I had sweathogs dancing in the street about 9am this morning.

clemsontiger - she may have come up with some excuse of how she feels but the key is finding out what she TRULY meant. I'm not passing judgement on her or your relationship but that sounds like a 'I'm not attracted to you' or 'I found someone new I wanna be with' line of SHIT to me. Sorry if that came off insensitive and I could be 100% off basis but women CAN be evil (not all necessarily are).

BTW, Happy New Year everyone... :cdance: