210 ! yikes I didn't think I was that bad, hehe :cdance:

89

202

I'm going to lick peaches eyeball in vegas :yowsa:

Wanna share a cab? ;)

Wanna share a cab? ;)[/b][/quote]
I'll try to sneak you sinners some water.

Maybe I can break 100. :groucho:

errrr 242.

:devil:

thats calculated at my prime of wickedness. :)

Don't worry Peaches... you aren't alone. I got a 66.
"Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else."

Wow - first test to ever come back and call me normal and it had to be THIS one. :rolleyes:

LOL! Middled Aged Soccer Moms RULE! :rokk:

LOL! Middled Aged Soccer Moms RULE! :rokk:[/b][/quote]
You two need to get out more ;-))))

LOL! Middled Aged Soccer Moms RULE! :rokk:[/b][/quote]
masmilf.com umm., could be the next big thing :ph34r:

I'm almost embarassed to admit it since I obviously haven't touched it years, but I own http://www.sexysoccermoms.com/

:P



Last edited by Peaches at Dec 16 2003, 03:51 PM

I only scored 99. I'm a lame excuse for a degenerate pervert.

Damn, Ulf - as a couple we didn't even break 200. :(

Damn, Ulf - as a couple we didn't even break 200. :([/b][/quote]
We just need to sin more. :P

We just need to sin more. :P[/b][/quote]
Wanna lick my eyeball? :groucho:

Wanna lick my eyeball? :groucho:[/b][/quote]
HEY I'm first dangit :groucho:

Attn: All of my husbands, please form a line for eyeball licking. B)

LOL! Middled Aged Soccer Moms RULE! :rokk:[/b][/quote]
Hahahahaha! :rokk:

But Nick's right... we DO need to get out more. Guess I'll find you @ Internext at the front of the "lick Peaches' eyeball" line... now I need to find something to do in Sin City to up my score. :awinky:

LOL wow, better get my fire suit out quick!


176

166

I'm so disappointed!
I guess I'd better get away from my computer more often....... :(

81..normal... :okthumb:

Your going to hell with me...Jan 4-8th in Vegas.
Better find your asbestos panties![/b][/quote]
That seems like it would chafe in all the wrong places. :D

I figured I would move up a few points on the "going to hell meter" after hanging out with you for a couple of days.

Peaches, don't feel bad, Kevin scored normal, too. :agrin:

Glad you guys enjoyed the test. At least now I'm sure that I'm in good company here.

That seems like it would chafe in all the wrong places. :D

I figured I would move up a few points on the "going to hell meter" after hanging out with you for a couple of days.

Peaches, don't feel bad, Kevin scored normal, too. :agrin:

Glad you guys enjoyed the test. At least now I'm sure that I'm in good company here.[/b][/quote]
You got to moisturize that thang!

I figured Kevin would move up the ramp becasue rasstling with pigs might count as intercourse. You know the pig likes it!

Wow, 184. And here I thought I was a boy scout all along. Who knew?

... Had to have been that box of eye balls back in '87 ...

Marc, I'm shocked!! Kath, Peaches and Ulfie ... well actually Ulf you surprise me, thought you were a lot sleezier!

152 :)

Wanna share a cab? ;)[/b][/quote]
Of course
I'm sure it will have a fully stocked bar for the ride :awinky:


Should I be worried the Ulfie's and Peaches score together is still less than mine? :scans: - and they're a married couple

Be afraid... be very, VERY afraid.

Now, I have to admit some things I kinda fudged on. For instance, I've had sex on a PRIVATE beach, so I didn't put it down as a public place. Nor did I include a car. And I've had sex which COULD have produced rug burns, but didn't and I've had unprotected sex, but it was on purpose. :P I said "no" to all of these.

And again, being a girl I've never had to pay for drugs or sex. B)

This is where I think the test becomes selective perception

I figure if you're married (and especially if you're divorced) you've paid for sex :groucho:

Maybe if you're a man. :)

Maybe if you're a man. :)[/b][/quote]
From my point of view going through the divorce is paying for the sex after you got it

Sort of the screwing you get for the screwing you got he he he

and I have a very amiable divorce

Exactly , I once bought a dead male goat and had sex with it when high off my tits on drugs I bought.

So that one act pretty much scored twice peaches entire score!!!

;-))))))

Did you eat it when you were done?

Edit - did the goat sell you the drugs or was the goat part of a package with the drugs? Thinking a yes to either could put you off the scale



Last edited by Vick at Dec 17 2003, 04:34 PM

Nick, if the goat was female, would you eat it first?
;-))))

Had you passed out and then forgotten about it, you might have hit 300! :P

In response to your questions.... ;-)))

Vick,

My drug dealer at that time was arabic , he did a free goat with each 8ball.
for an oz you got a camel.But they tend to spit. ;-)))

Serge,
I do not discriminate on sex.
I can attest that you can have your goat and eat it. ;-)))

peaches,
I have another story regarding that matter ;-))))

I see if they had mentioned licking goat eyes it would have a bonus round question for some. :P

Now, how many people do you think answered with complete honesty on the test eh? :P

190....not bad:)