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mojobill 12-08-2003 02:47 PM

I kinda like 'old women' :gbounce:

SykkBoy 12-08-2003 02:49 PM

I'll take the hardcore humpaholic anyday...she can always get plastic surgery, a ditzy hot chick can't exactly get a personality transplant.......

Snoops 12-08-2003 02:52 PM

lmao peaches, I AM an old woman!! If the walker fits.... lol

Fatbaby - damn skippy - older women (at least some of us, guess I can't make that a blanket statement lol) don't have to be asked or instructed - they just DO it and do it well - and even enjoy the "doing" - what's better than that?

:purpdance:

(I'm likin this purple guy, a lot lol)

Ya know, I knew better than to use the "d" word - Mark told me about Serge's little programming funny - but did I remember? hell nooooooooo

LMAO

So, yet ANOTHER post edited. Is there an award for the most edited posts?

(snort)




Last edited by Snoops at Dec 8 2003, 12:04 PM

JR 12-08-2003 02:57 PM

I dont think people should settle or compromise in relationships when they are considering marriage. either you are 100% compatable for each other or not. women are the worst at thinking they can change the guy once they are married... guys are really bad at thinking they can tollerate more than they will.

My opinion is that too many people get married too young without the benefit of life experience to guide them in decision making. FAR too many people are seeking out people for the wrong reasons and confusing love with co-dependence, insecurity and various other needs that would be far better satisfied with therapy and medication rather than creating a doomed marriage and miserable children.

I have had sex with tons of girls that i thought were perfect physically. Girls that i thought were 10's. It was really cool for about a year. Then i started finding myself wanting more and that a perfect physical relationship for me, could never be as fulfilling if there was not a strong emotional bond.

Sex is sex. If that is what people are most interested in, then there is no reason on earth to consider getting married. just go fuck.

[Labret] 12-08-2003 03:36 PM

Is there something about getting older and digging beefy girls? The older I get, the worse it gets. Either that, or I am part black.

sarettah 12-08-2003 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]@Dec 8 2003, 03:44 PM
Is there something about getting older and digging beefy girls? The older I get, the worse it gets. Either that, or I am part black.
The older you get the more in touch with reality you get.......

Just wait 20 years until you're in your 50s...... You won't care what she looks like at all by then...............

Mike AI 12-08-2003 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]@Dec 8 2003, 01:30 AM
What would you choose if both girls were of average intelligence:

hot but not so good in bed, doesnt like oral sex, probably no chance of improvement as time goes on, you know the girl I am talking about. But is just mad smoking hot.

or

not so cute, borderline homely, but tears your ass up in bed like a freakish little Romanian pornstar type freak.

Trophy wife or great sex?



Shit, you could add fat to the list on the second one and I would still take her. The sex hands down.

Great sex is very important....

However, someone like you Labret should be able to turn the trophy wife into a naughty little slut.

:D

Shoplifter 12-08-2003 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]@Dec 7 2003, 10:30 PM

Trophy wife or great sex?


Why not both? Most here can afford it.

Generally tho I am with you I would pick the sex.

:bjump:

Man these jumping bananas just never get old.



Last edited by Shoplifter at Dec 8 2003, 01:06 PM

[Labret] 12-08-2003 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarettah+Dec 8 2003, 12:47 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Dec 8 2003, 12:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--[Labret]@Dec 8 2003, 03:44 PM
Is there something about getting older and digging beefy girls? The older I get, the worse it gets. Either that, or I am part black.
The older you get the more in touch with reality you get.......

Just wait 20 years until you're in your 50s...... You won't care what she looks like at all by then...............[/b][/quote]

Thats pretty bad for me now as well. I almost prefer average to homely girls, moreso than ever before. By 50 I figure I wont even care if its male or female.

Julene 12-08-2003 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI+Dec 8 2003, 12:57 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Dec 8 2003, 12:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--[Labret]@Dec 8 2003, 01:30 AM
What would you choose if both girls were of average intelligence:

hot but not so good in bed, doesnt like oral sex, probably no chance of improvement as time goes on, you know the girl I am talking about. But is just mad smoking hot.

or

not so cute, borderline homely, but tears your ass up in bed like a freakish little Romanian pornstar type freak.

Trophy wife or great sex?



Shit, you could add fat to the list on the second one and I would still take her. The sex hands down.

Great sex is very important....

However, someone like you Labret should be able to turn the trophy wife into a naughty little slut.

:D[/b][/quote]
hahaha

You are always so funny !



Hey, Labret ! Are you sure the beefy women are not really normal sized women ? You are use to pencil thin models !


:)

[Labret] 12-08-2003 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Dec 8 2003, 12:57 PM

Great sex is very important....

However, someone like you Labret should be able to turn the trophy wife into a naughty little slut.


I just passed up my chance for a serious trophy wife, waaaay waaaaay the fuck out of my league. And she was a god damn bi curious super freak. Let me tell you, that just made it all even harder. She a freak, and she hot, and she likes girls? Chicks hit on her, guys hit on her, it was no picnic. I dont mind deviant sex, on the contrary, I rather enjoy it, but this got nutso even by my standards at times. I have my limits for some stuff, but once it reaches a manic neurotic level of freak that probably stems from much deeper issues, things get weird. In retrospect its funny, but at the time it was unsettling. Some guys would find a superfreak idealic, I didnt like it.



Last edited by [Labret] at Dec 8 2003, 01:17 PM

Mike AI 12-08-2003 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]+Dec 8 2003, 04:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ([Labret] @ Dec 8 2003, 04:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Mike AI@Dec 8 2003, 12:57 PM

Great sex is very important....

However, someone like you Labret should be able to turn the trophy wife into a naughty little slut.


I just passed up my chance for a serious trophy wife, waaaay waaaaay the fuck out of my league. And she was a god damn bi curious super freak. Let me tell you, that just made it all even harder. She a freak, and she hot, and she likes girls? Chicks hit on her, guys hit on her, it was no picnic. I dont mind deviant sex, on the contrary, I rather enjoy it, but this got nutso even by my standards at times. I have my limits for some stuff, but once it reaches a manic neurotic level of freak that probably stems from much deeper issues, things get weird. In retrospect its funny, but at the time it was unsettling. Some guys would find a superfreak idealic, I didnt like it.[/b][/quote]
I understand completely. We are around the same age.... as you get older you definately expand your horizons.


A few years ago Serge was a represed Russian - sexually speaking.... now he does not take a photo WITH clothes on.

cj 12-08-2003 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Dec 8 2003, 04:20 PM
A few years ago Serge was a represed Russian - sexually speaking.... now he does not take a photo WITH clothes on.
and don't we just long for those days to return ....

:biglaugh:

Labret, why do you have to go long term relationship? there's the problem right there before it even starts! expectations!!

next you'll be planning to have some kids ...

stop it! you are going to turn into one of the masses and then you will no longer be entertaining ...

Monk 12-08-2003 05:12 PM

Don't people stop having sex after they are married a few years anyway? I hear horror stories about women being devils in bed and all of a sudden they don't want to do the same pony tricks once they get a ring on their finger.

cj 12-08-2003 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Monk@Dec 8 2003, 05:20 PM
Don't people stop having sex after they are married a few years anyway? I hear horror stories about women being devils in bed and all of a sudden they don't want to do the same pony tricks once they get a ring on their finger.
yeah its only the chick who this happens to :rolleyes:

That's why there are so many women who need viagra to get an erection!!!! :rolleyes:

Perhaps if men stopped chosing their women based on how they look on their arm they wouldn't have these relationship issues .... :okthumb:

Mike AI 12-08-2003 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj+Dec 8 2003, 05:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Dec 8 2003, 05:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Monk@Dec 8 2003, 05:20 PM
Don't people stop having sex after they are married a few years anyway? I hear horror stories about women being devils in bed and all of a sudden they don't want to do the same pony tricks once they get a ring on their finger.
yeah its only the chick who this happens to :rolleyes:

That's why there are so many women who need viagra to get an erection!!!! :rolleyes:

Perhaps if men stopped chosing their women based on how they look on their arm they wouldn't have these relationship issues .... :okthumb:[/b][/quote]
Glad you are back CJ, definately miss your perspective on things....

dirtyone 12-08-2003 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo+Dec 8 2003, 06:47 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Dec 8 2003, 06:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--TeenGodFather@Dec 8 2003, 01:40 AM

Although, with my looks I couldn't even get a goodlooking, partying cunt who thinks she's better than the rest of us.. which leaves me devastated. :)

The real partying cunts know that Fat Guys Can Fuck.

Of course the ones that dont know....grudge fuck em. They were made to become your anal sperm receptical.


[/b][/quote]
Hahaha...Yes!

Zebra 12-09-2003 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Snoops@Dec 8 2003, 12:49 PM
yup - I'll be the one with a sore jaw, who "prefers to stand" and big grin - by Vegas it'll have been a couple months since I saw my better half and got to um, er....snack :)

Hey Snoops! How ya been!?
Say hello to the long-haired, hippy-freak for me when you talk to him next! :yowsa:
See you two in a month!

XXXPhoto 12-09-2003 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra@Dec 8 2003, 11:18 PM
Hey Snoops! How ya been!?
Say hello to the long-haired, hippy-freak for me when you talk to him next! :yowsa:
See you two in a month!

:nyanya: Some of you's is just jealous of the precious few that still have
our hair... lol...

Looking forward to seeing you again too my Sooner friend... ;•Ð

Snoops 12-09-2003 03:05 AM

LOL Hey chad - how've you been sweetie?

Told the "hippie" hi for ya - wouldn't be surprised if he posts lmao

Looking forward to seeing ya (before the hangover that is *snort*)

(smootch)


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