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If you post your picture publicly you should be prepared for loads of crap.. http://koti.welho.com/jpivo/me.jpg Like this. I don't expect any good words about my looks ;)[/b][/quote] shux! what a sexy bitch you are! ;-))) I can't wait 'till you undrgo the procedure so I can date you! ;-)))) |
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Damn-- You guys need to at least warn these new folks about being brutal on here before you launch the first volley. Come on guys try and be a little nicer to the new recruits. At least wait till Serge breaks em in. InXtacy...dont let em run you off that easily. These guys get a little wild after that first beer. |
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You guys need to at least warn these new folks about being brutal on here before you launch the first volley. Come on guys try and be a little nicer to the new recruits. At least wait till Serge breaks em in. InXtacy...dont let em run you off that easily. These guys get a little wild after that first beer.[/b][/quote] Yeah it is important to have a sense of humor here at Oprano.... As we used to say, Check your Ego at the door! |
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This is what Buff used to do. He would send photos to chicks online of his Army days when he had a 6 pack.... We have all been duped. I used to get "girls" on AOL send me photos of my own models that I shot saying they were them.... |
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This is what Buff used to do. He would send photos to chicks online of his Army days when he had a 6 pack.... We have all been duped. I used to get "girls" on AOL send me photos of my own models that I shot saying they were them....[/b][/quote] and I was getting photos of "blond" from Mike saying..it was HER who wrote the e-mail ;-)) |
Who can forget the 5'8" Italian guy who posed as Kara ;)
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This is what Buff used to do. He would send photos to chicks online of his Army days when he had a 6 pack.... We have all been duped. I used to get "girls" on AOL send me photos of my own models that I shot saying they were them....[/b][/quote] Hey! I usually send YOUR pics out and say it's me -- that's why CRR has been so successful! |
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I still have one of his e-mails signed as Kara! ;_))) |
I met someone on oprano, we exchanged emails, then during internext
we met a Scarletts we went out to smoke some weed in the parking lot I felt fine then a bit later I whigged out and had to leave the club that lover who was trying to take advantage of me? Forest |
whew...I am so glad you have amnezia and don't remember a thing which happened between us
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Sensitive people shouldn't post pics unless they are prepared for anything and everything.
Geeez....... Everybody forgets looks are just skin deep. Underneath that top layer we're all ugly mother fucking skeleton bones and blood soaked muscle tissue, brain matter and some ugly ass organs. The coolest thing in life is when you don't care anymore what people think of how you look and you just be yourself. So many people hide under makeup. Get over it. Looks are fleeting. By the time you hit your 70's ain't nobody gonna want jump your bones anymore. So you might as well prep yourself for the inevitable when all you got to left to sell is personality and character. |
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I met my husband on the internet 10 years ago. We met playing a multi-user dungeon or MUD called Realms of Despair. We hated each other at first.. then we started to talk and became friends. We ended up being friends for a few years. Then there was a reunion of the players, and I went. Not long before this Joel had declared his "love" for me. I told him he was on crack and to take a flying leap off of a high bridge, you can't fall in love with someone online. I made him promise to stop talking like that and I would agree to meet him while in town for the reunion. Well I'm glad I did. We've been together ever since. It's been years now. We have two beautiful children and one on the way, and I could never have found a better match for myself anywhere else.
It's not typical for things to work out that way, but it's good to keep an open mind. Just be careful of yourself, make sure someone knows where you are and how to get a hold of you, be 100% safe in EVERYTHING you do, and hope for the best. Good luck! |
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Mike has never been to Finland.
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I like Scandanavia very much. I go to Sweden a lot. Stockholm is nice. I grew up in Alaska and its all very similar. Mike likes Louisiana which is mostly swamp land.
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Actually I have been to Finland.....
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Finland is cold, wet, dark, expensive and taxing sucks. I wanna get the fuck out of here. :)
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They were North Koreans seeking asylum. I had to use my eskimo whaling and reindeer herding connections in Alaska which were somewhat helpful in Southern Finland to speed up the paperwork and get their visa's approved. Now i keep them in a box in my back yard. Cute kids.
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Online Romance at its finest:
Girl: Hi Boy: hello Boy: who is this? Girl: just a someone? Boy: A someone I know? Girl: nope Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me? Girl: well sorrrrrry Girl: I just wanted to chat with you Boy: why? Girl: nevermind your an asshole Boy: Hey wait a minute Girl: yes? Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid Girl: paranoid? Boy: yes Girl: of what? Girl: me? Boy: No. I'm in hiding. Girl: LOL Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me! Boy: This shit is serious! Girl: What are you hiding from? Boy: The cops. Girl: gimme a fucking break Boy: I'm serious. Girl: I don't get it Boy: The cops are after me. Girl: For what? Boy: I'm wanted in three states Girl: For??? Boy: It's kindof embarrasing. Boy: I had sex with a turkey. Boy: Hello? Girl: You are fucking sick. Boy: Send me your picture. Girl: why? Boy: so I know you aren't one of them. Girl: One of what? Boy: The cops. Girl: I'm not a cop i told you Boy: Then send me your picture. Girl: hold on Boy: Hurry up. Boy: Are you there? Boy: fuck you, cop! Girl: Hey sorry Girl: I had to do something for my mom. Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities. Boy: Weren't you!? Girl: thats not it Boy: Then what? Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty Boy: Most cops aren't Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD! Boy: Then send me the picture. Girl: fine. What's your e-mail? Boy: Just send it through here. Girl: alright *PIC* Girl: Did you get it? Boy: Hold on. I'm looking. Girl: That was me back in may Girl: I've lost weight since then. Boy: I hope so Girl: what?!? Girl: that hurt my feelings. Boy: Did it? Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? Girl: yes Boy: Alright let me find it. Girl: kks Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC* Girl: this isn't you. Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't! Girl: You don't look like that. Boy: How the hell do you know? Girl: cause your profile has another picture. Boy: The profile pic is a fake. Boy: I use it to hide from the cops. Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Boy: Not to mention all the groceries. Girl: Go fuck yourself Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week. Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. Girl: You've done nothing but slam me. Girl: you hurt me. Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me! Boy: Why would I do that? Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. Girl: FUC YOU!!! Boy: You'd break both of his legs. Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole. Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me Boy: Ok. I'm sorry. Girl: No you aren't Boy: You're right. I'm not. Boy: HAARRRRR! Girl: I'm done with you Boy: Aww. I'm sorry. Girl: I'm putting you on ignore Boy: Wait a sec Boy: We got off on the wrong foot. Boy: Wanna start over? Girl: No Boy: I'll eat your pussy Girl: You'll what? Boy: You heard me. Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy. Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy? Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes Boy: Well I'm not like most men. Boy: I get excited in different ways. Girl: Like what? Boy: Do you really wanna know? Girl: I don't know Boy: You have to tell me yes or no. Girl: I'm afraid to Boy: Why? Girl: cause Boy: cause why? Girl: well lets see Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you? Boy: Nope Girl: well its strange to me Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to Girl: I didn't say that Boy: So is that a yes? Girl: I guess so. Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. Boy: Are you willing? Girl: What do you need me to do? Boy: I need you talk like a pirate. Girl: ??? Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" Boy: ok? Boy: Hello? Girl: You can't be serious Boy: Oh yes I am! Boy: It's my fantasy. Girl: this is retarded Boy: Do you want it or not? Girl: Yes I want it. Boy: Then you'll do it for me? Girl: sure Boy: Ok. Here we go. Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy. Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit. Girl: mmmm yeah Boy: uh oh ...going limp. Girl: Har Boy: You gotta do better than that! Boy: Your picture was really bad. Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke. Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. Girl: mmmmmm you are good Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder Boy: going limp Girl: HARRRRRRR Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Boy: You begin to sway back and forth. Boy: going limp Girl: this is stupid Boy: ...still limp Boy: Do it! Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole. Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole. Girl: WTF?!?!? Boy: They stink really bad. Girl: OMG STOP!!! Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg. Boy: I ram it up your ass. Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple... Boy: I kick you in the face! Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!! Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... Boy: Your parrot flys away. Boy: ...going limp again. Boy: Hello? Boy: Say it! Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!![b][b][b][b][size=7] |
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Candice...do you have any nekkids? How do you feel about Atlanta? Fat nobody fucks in fur coats? |
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Scoreman, that was insane. Best 5 minutes I've spent in the last 4 hours.
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scoreman HAHAHA that was funny
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Bradley and I met in a gay chat room. I wont say what either of us was doing there. He was a platinum member, I was a bronze. All that matters is that we found each other!
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That is also how I met Brad : )
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Hey, that's how *I* met Brad. :angry:
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I fry turkeys. I'm white trash. :moon: |
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