to tell you the truth, I am not that big...I saw bigger dicks
;-)))

Dont sweat it Sarettah! The sarcasm in his first post was pretty dead pan..

Take it as a challenge to have this guy begging you to suck that dick if he wants to hang around I say! ;-))[/b][/quote]
You should go write some gay stories....with killer one liners like that :wnw:

Ok.. first things first. This isn't a newbie board. We'll still enjoy talking to ya and shooting the shit and you CAN learn here. But it's kinda like taking applied physics when you are just in your first class ort two of basic science.

If you want to learn about how to build traffic up I suggest two places. Both are excellent but take different approaches. Maybe you'll use both, maybe just one that seems more to your style but I suggest you first go to Voltar's Newbie Webmaster Resource and introduce yourself to Voltar and ask for some help. He has a TON of stuff there for you and it will help you get on the right track. He basically already has a very extended lesson plan that will get you on the path to making money on the web in the adult market. You'll learn a ton there. Another place to check out is Tom's Newbie Booster which is more of a post and learn as you go but also has a ton of helpful tips and tricks and such for you to learn. Both are excellent places for a newbie to learn the biz.

Now, don't forget my 10% kickback fee on all you earn for this advice!! :P

ha.. thats funny.. I have a small gay link site and I cant even bring myself to review the submissions so have to pay someone to look after it for me :D

I want to be a metrosexual though.. I think

Ah shit.... I shoulda read the entire thread first! :huh: :blink:

Crackhead....like a monkey fucking a football

Dont sweat it Enforcer......

Damn good newbie advice btw :okthumb:

My usual first answer is VNWR......



Last edited by sarettah at Nov 18 2003, 05:20 PM

Insult someone who takes the time and effort to genuinely help you, even if your question was pure bullshit.

-Page 69 of "How NOT to win friends and influence people"
also quoted in "How to make an ass of yourself in 10 days"

Exactly.........

:okthumb:

welcome!! :bwave:

50 people hating on a brother.....

Serge you never told me your guys were so mean.

I was just playing lol

I guess giving htem head at the Miami convention is now out of the question?
;-))

and...
http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?a...0f8ddac8668f3a0

Grogan is that you?

Grogan is that you?[/b][/quote]
I know Grogan....but I anit him :zoinks:

Well that is a little off....

I would never shit in your house unless you ask me to lol

Serge do these people not know the crazy posting person you are?

Some people over here are a little anal!!!

I guess giving htem head at the Miami convention is now out of the question?
;-))[/b][/quote]
Maybe you could set up a glory hole and my wife and I come run it for ya ;-)

That way nobody would know it was me until it was to late lol

Well that is a little off....

I would never shit in your house unless you ask me to lol

Serge do these people not know the crazy posting person you are?

Some people over here are a little anal!!![/b][/quote]
probably not...
I don't go crazy here,
no morons, no sig whores,
it's so serene....
;_)))

man after my heart!
;-)))))