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ulfie 11-06-2003 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by grogan@Nov 6 2003, 12:43 AM
you and lady m.....



fat people.... never betray each other, that's for sure.

B)

Neither do dumbasses, so where are your friends?

XXXPhoto 11-06-2003 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 5 2003, 09:23 PM
Grogan won't be banned...
he is a PERFECT punching bag we ALL enjoy...
Grogan, have you made a SINGLE friend here?

you remind me the driver who drives on the highway and listens traffic report on the radio saying:
be very carefull on Interstate 5, there is an idiot driver who drives against the traffic.

He looks out of the window and comments:
one idiot??? They are ALL idiots!
;-)))

Serge,

I think he showed up for the 'girls' but got intimidated when he found there were 'women' here...



Quote:

XXXPhoto - why do you have to insult Ugarte like that :lol:
Vick,

I was going to put in that Ugarte wasn't as clueless and did actually
accomplish something (securing those letters of transit) all the while
at least ATTEMPTING to immitate the style and flair of master Rick...
but knew a 'fly guy' like you would pick up on the reference w/o it...

:groucho:

Anthony 11-06-2003 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dravyk@Nov 5 2003, 08:54 PM
Kimmy, maybe we should have made a bet on the end of year thing.

Grogan seems to have gone into acceleration mode towards Newbie NovaNess.

Hey man, I said it first!

Grogan = Newbie Super Nova!

ME ME ME!!!

A once predicted (WRONGLY) Newbie Super Nova!

Nickatilynx 11-06-2003 12:41 AM

Quote:

you and lady m.....



fat people.... never betray each other, that's for sure.

Grogan,

Firstly ,neither are fat. Secondly who gives a fuck anyway thirdly...just grrrrr

I'm fat , I could lose weight...you sonny , will ALWAYS be stupid.


Quote:

I think I've got a good one to push you over the edge tomorrow but I'd rather not use it

Vick,

Now you HAVE too



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Nov 5 2003, 09:50 PM

Anthony 11-06-2003 12:43 AM

Don't forget ugly Nick.

Nickatilynx 11-06-2003 12:46 AM

Quote:

Don't forget ugly Nick.

Yeah!! You are ugly too , grogan!!

Thks Ant!

;-)))))

spazlabz 11-06-2003 01:20 AM

This reminds me of someone
JoeMamma when it comes up, click on follow the penguin, and see if it reminds you of anyone too :)

spaz

clemsontiger 11-06-2003 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spazlabz@Nov 6 2003, 02:28 AM
This reminds me of someone
JoeMamma when it comes up, click on follow the penguin, and see if it reminds you of anyone too :)

spaz

I don't know about anyone else, but I can't find the Follow the Penguin section. Looked at site map and still couldn't find it. Do you have a direct link?

spazlabz 11-06-2003 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by clemsontiger+Nov 5 2003, 10:38 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clemsontiger @ Nov 5 2003, 10:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--spazlabz@Nov 6 2003, 02:28 AM
This reminds me of someone
JoeMamma when it comes up, click on follow the penguin, and see if it reminds you of anyone too :)

spaz

I don't know about anyone else, but I can't find the Follow the Penguin section. Looked at site map and still couldn't find it. Do you have a direct link?[/b][/quote]
Danggit! they won't allow me to deeplink, watch the joemamma one and during iy it gives you the option of follow the penguin, sorry for the confusion

spaz

XXXPhoto 11-06-2003 02:32 AM

spazlabz,

LOVE the gerbil on strike... Dollars to donuts Grogan sounds JUST like that
when he's miffed... lmao...

:okthumb:

bluedesignstudios 11-06-2003 05:50 AM

Fiddy :biglaugh:

Carrie 11-06-2003 06:05 AM

Oh no, you called me fat.
Is this the part where I kick you in the shins?
It's been so long since I've been in elementary school that you'll have to remind me before I can play on your level.

XXXPhoto 11-06-2003 06:41 AM

Carrie,

I had an impure thought that was quite juvenile... can I have a spanking
rather than a kick in the shins?

p l e a s e . . .

:moon:

Carrie 11-06-2003 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by XXXPhoto@Nov 6 2003, 06:49 AM
Carrie,

I had an impure thought that was quite juvenile... can I have a spanking
rather than a kick in the shins?

p l e a s e . . .

:moon:

'Twould be my pleasure! :groucho:

Winetalk.com 11-06-2003 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie+Nov 6 2003, 06:58 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Carrie @ Nov 6 2003, 06:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--XXXPhoto@Nov 6 2003, 06:49 AM
Carrie,

I had an impure thought that was quite juvenile... can I have a spanking
rather than a kick in the shins?

p l e a s e . . .

:moon:

'Twould be my pleasure! :groucho:[/b][/quote]
promises, promises....
;-))))

XXXPhoto 11-06-2003 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 6 2003, 04:00 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 6 2003, 04:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Carrie@Nov 6 2003, 06:58 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--XXXPhoto
Quote:

@Nov 6 2003, 06:49 AM
Carrie,

I had an impure thought that was quite juvenile... can I have a spanking
rather than a kick in the shins?

p l e a s e . . .

:moon:


'Twould be my pleasure! :groucho:

promises, promises....
;-))))[/b][/quote]
Hesh you jealous old russian! I just requested a spanking not butt boinking... lol

B1tch 11-06-2003 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by grogan+Nov 5 2003, 06:43 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grogan @ Nov 5 2003, 06:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>having kids is easy, I try my hardest to prevent it.[/b]

You really haven’t got a fucking clue you pathetic peace of shit…

<!--QuoteBegin--grogan
@Nov 5 2003, 07:05 PM
well, trying my hardest while still fucking anyone I please. no plan is failsafe. that's why we have child support.[/quote]
So how much do you pay these girls to fuck you? It must be a fucking mint… I wouldn’t touch you for all the money in the world you ugly cunt.

sarettah 11-06-2003 08:13 AM

Dayum.....

The one night I decide to get an early sleep and I miss all the fun.......

:unsure:

XXXPhoto 11-06-2003 08:19 AM

Sarettah,

Fun comes Sunday when we go 9-0.... whoooooo!!!!

:bdance: :bjump: :bdance: :bjump: :bdance:

Torone 11-06-2003 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper@Nov 5 2003, 08:59 PM
making kids isnt easy.

unless you're on the bottom :yowsa:

seriously though, 3-4 out of 30 days in a month.. 10% of the time a woman is fertile and you then still have a tiny chance of getting pregnant... i'd say if a woman has sex with a fertile man when she is in full ovulation and he comes inside of her right as she is coming, the odds are still tiny.

hell, look around at how many friends and family you/i/we have who have a hard time/impossible time conceiving....

It's all the flouride...water, toothpaste, beer, etc. The damned stuff is everywhere!

nlphoto 11-06-2003 08:46 AM

Quote:

you and lady m.....



fat people.... never betray each other, that's for sure.

Carrie ? Fat ? Where is that butt pic ?

Damn, I never knew I was a chubby chaser... :yowsa:


Quote:

Dayum.....

The one night I decide to get an early sleep and I miss all the fun...

Was thinkin the same thing... the one thing that sucks about this graveyard shift... guess I'll have to go to Confucy's Kinkos to keep up on threads... :rolleyes:


Grogan... in another thread I suggested you were the illegitimate love child of Confucy and Clyde from "Every Which Way But Loose"... I want to publicly apologize...

I'm SO sorry Clyde... I didn't mean to insult your species like that...
Forgive me PLEASE ???

Carrie 11-06-2003 09:00 AM

http://ibelgique.ifrance.com/cinedes...uretdingue.jpg
Clyde doesn't look convinced. :P

LadyMischief 11-06-2003 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by grogan+Nov 5 2003, 09:43 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grogan @ Nov 5 2003, 09:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Carrie@Nov 5 2003, 08:46 PM
You, sir, are a fucking idiot.
you and lady m.....



fat people.... never betray each other, that's for sure.

B)[/b][/quote]
You don't come up with ANYTHING original, do you? :P

Don't you know, we stick together so we can give each other the heimlich when we're choking on something we're gorging on. You should know that, since you are so very all-wise and all-knowing about every other human being on the planet and what they do at any given moment, even when they're on the other side of the country, right? It's all those hidden spy cams you have everywhere. Must be! :P

voodooman 11-06-2003 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by XXXPhoto@Nov 6 2003, 07:27 AM
Sarettah,

Fun comes Sunday when we go 9-0.... whoooooo!!!!

:bdance: :bjump: :bdance: :bjump: :bdance:

What he said.

:okthumb: :rokk:

Torone 11-06-2003 09:32 AM

BTW, Great-looking kids! When they grow up, you'll learn the truth of one of Torone's Truisms..."Grandchildren are a grandparent's reward for not killing their own kids."

voodooman 11-06-2003 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by XXXPhoto@Nov 6 2003, 01:40 AM
spazlabz,

LOVE the gerbil on strike... Dollars to donuts Grogan sounds JUST like that
when he's miffed... lmao...

:okthumb:

I have been a big fan of Joe Cartoon now for several years.
Joe is a master cartoonist.

Gerbil Genocide was a great one, but the stone flies are the best.

Nickatilynx 11-06-2003 10:23 AM

Thks Torone :) LOL

Quote:

You really haven’t got a fucking clue you pathetic peace of shit…
:okthumb:

I think I might have realised something.

Gorgan probably doesn't have a father.

sarah_webinc 11-06-2003 10:46 AM

trust me, making kids isn't easy or I would be a mother by now, a few times over.

Congrats, she is beautiful.

Nickatilynx 11-06-2003 10:58 AM

Thks sarah.

Quote:

trust me, making kids isn't easy or I would be a mother by now, a few times over.

:(
Good luck.

You are right , I forgot how lucky I was for a while.Got a wake up call and celebrate my good fortune everyday now :)
Becoming a father was easy for me.I'm working hard at becoming a Dad ;-))

A fourth is on the way :)
But after an ectopic and my wife nearly dying last year , I'm nervous as heck.My wife however is cool as a cucumber :)
And wants 6!!!
As my job takes 30 seconds ( I'm trying to get this figure lower) its OK though :)

LadyMischief 11-06-2003 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 6 2003, 08:06 AM
Thks sarah.

Quote:

trust me, making kids isn't easy or I would be a mother by now, a few times over.

:(
Good luck.

You are right , I forgot how lucky I was for a while.Got a wake up call and celebrate my good fortune everyday now :)
Becoming a father was easy for me.I'm working hard at becoming a Dad ;-))

A fourth is on the way :)
But after an ectopic and my wife nearly dying last year , I'm nervous as heck.My wife however is cool as a cucumber :)
And wants 6!!!
As my job takes 30 seconds ( I'm trying to get this figure lower) its OK though :)

You are very lucky Nick! And you have a blessing in a brave wife. This is my third, I had incredible problems with the delivery of the first two, and right from the get go this pregnancy has been excrutiatingly difficult.. and I'm damn TERRIFIED of labor. My husband is the brave one, and I sure as hell am grateful for that!

It's good to be thankful for what you have :)

Trev 11-06-2003 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 6 2003, 06:06 PM
Becoming a father was easy for me.I'm working hard at becoming a Dad ;-))
PEARL MATERIAL :okthumb:

*KK* 11-06-2003 11:44 AM

OH Vick, dont ask the child to apologize to anyone, he's got no clue what to be sorry for...

Cassie 11-06-2003 01:00 PM

being that you are in real estate (mortgage company as you put it) what is the percentage a person, as a first time home buyer, can put down to purchase a house?

what credit score do you need in order NOT to qualify for a high risk loan account?

what credit score makes one an optimal and highly qualified home buyer (meaning that a person qualifies for a good mortgage rate or mortgage rate that is less then the standard everyday rate being given now)?

what credit score makes one a high risk purchaser?

how long does one have to wait before they can qualify for their next home purchase (and we are not talking people like trump)?

can a person qualify for a second home at the first home down payment percentage?

and while your at it, why not tell me the steps that are taken for someone who purchases a home from the point of a walk thru to the time it is sold.

youre in the business so you should know the answers to the above. im buying my second home so be careful with your answers for what i have asked is industry standard.

also, anyone who is making bank the way you claim you are, should know that buying a house is the first thing you do with your money because the equity is better then a savings account.

im calling you on this so you better answer maturely and correctly otherwise you will be a laughing stock son.

i forgot to add this question, if part of your home is a business and part of it is a residence, does the down payment percentage change even if it is your first purchase; what percentage of the place has to be a business to qualify at a certain rate and what percentage of the place has to be a home to qualify at a certain rate (i will give you this much, the rate is not seperated or combined, it is one whole percentage rate you have to put down).



Last edited by Cassie at Nov 6 2003, 02:13 PM

Vick 11-06-2003 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cassie@Nov 6 2003, 01:08 PM
otherwise you will be a laughing stock son.


What do you mean by will be :lol:
Ah ha ha ha ha

.50 says grogan either ignores it or says he doesn't (have to)know because that's what the loan officers have to know (oh now he can't use that excuse)

Vick 11-06-2003 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *KK*@Nov 6 2003, 11:52 AM
OH Vick, dont ask the child to apologize to anyone, he's got no clue what to be sorry for...
what do you suggest KK?
Treat him like posion ivy, leave it alone and hope it goes away

I haven't broken him down far enough yet for tears :cryin: yet

Was trying to make him a productive member of Oprano (or send him back to GFY), sometimes that silk purse thing .....

Cassie 11-06-2003 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick+Nov 6 2003, 02:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Nov 6 2003, 02:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Cassie@Nov 6 2003, 01:08 PM
otherwise you will be a laughing stock son.


What do you mean by will be :lol:
Ah ha ha ha ha

.50 says grogan either ignores it or says he doesn't (have to)know because that's what the loan officers have to know (oh now he can't use that excuse)[/b][/quote]
sorry i was being generous (spank me :P )

youre right, he will either ignore my questions, say he doesnt deal with that part of the business (which ill SCREAM bullshit), he could be looking this info up or talking to some he knows to get answers (of which i doubt) or there is the smallest chance that he does know.

i want these questions answered and i am calling him on it. if he can answer each and everyone of them precisely, then he will gain some respect from me.

if he cant, then he will have proven beyond doubt that he is a full of major horse shit kid!

come out grogan, time to play.

Vick 11-06-2003 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by clemsontiger+Nov 6 2003, 12:36 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clemsontiger @ Nov 6 2003, 12:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Nov 6 2003, 01:30 AM
Now off to some reading, a book to finish then the new Stephen King is out "Wolves of Calla" the 5th installment in the Dark Tower series
Correct me if I'm wrong (which I've been many times, ask the mom), but I believe I heard they were making a movie out of that and it was coming out next year.


Edit: How are the books? I'm a big Crichton fan, and haven't read much of Stephen King. But I love books that start off getting you to think and keep you that way all the way through.[/b][/quote]
I haven't heard anything about a Dark Tower series movie.
It's going to be a total of 7 books. The sixth and seventh books are scheduled to come out next year. After that Stephen King may stop or at least take a break from activity publishing any more work.

The books are excellent, they easily envelope you in the world of Roland the Gunslinger (for me the mark of good fiction is the ability to suspend disbelief and to make you feel and think). Great character development. Excellent characters that you can believe in and care about (one way or the other). Some of King's best writing

The only thing I've read by Crichton was "Jurassic Park". Didn't enjoy it that much as I couldn't buy into DNA being reconstituted from a mosquito that was trapped in amber for tens of thousands of years

I'd like to read "The Andromeda Strain" and "The Great Train Robbery" at some point

Carrie 11-06-2003 01:29 PM

King could keep away from actively publishing new works about as well as Art Bell could stay off of the air or Michael Jordan could stay off of the courts. :awinky:

I used to be a huge King fan, but he lost me with the one with the UFO buried in the backyard and the woman's pubic hair turning green and leafy. I can't remember which one that was ("It"?) but at that point it seemed to me like he was grasping far too much for new material and needed to take a serious breather.

I loved his children's book though ("Eyes of the Dragon"), I wish he'd do more of those.

*KK* 11-06-2003 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick+Nov 6 2003, 10:20 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Nov 6 2003, 10:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--*KK*@Nov 6 2003, 11:52 AM
OH Vick, dont ask the child to apologize to anyone, he's got no clue what to be sorry for...
what do you suggest KK?
Treat him like posion ivy, leave it alone and hope it goes away

I haven't broken him down far enough yet for tears :cryin: yet

Was trying to make him a productive member of Oprano (or send him back to GFY), sometimes that silk purse thing .....[/b][/quote]
As I suggested to Carrie, don't waste your efforts beating a dead horse :)

Vick 11-06-2003 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie@Nov 6 2003, 01:37 PM
King could keep away from actively publishing new works about as well as Art Bell could stay off of the air or Michael Jordan could stay off of the courts. :awinky:

I used to be a huge King fan, but he lost me with the one with the UFO buried in the backyard and the woman's pubic hair turning green and leafy. I can't remember which one that was ("It"?) but at that point it seemed to me like he was grasping far too much for new material and needed to take a serious breather.

I loved his children's book though ("Eyes of the Dragon"), I wish he'd do more of those.

That book was "Tommyknockers" - probably my least favorite book by King
That was written during his um ... substance abuse period (he writes about that in the non fiction book about the craft of writing "On Writing")

I enjoy King's newer work the most as he's writing about people in interesting situations as opposed to writing about terror/horror with interesting people


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