I do have an *annoying* job, if that counts.
Having a headset on instructing computer idiots on how to get their taskbar back to the bottom of their screen, explaining to them that yes, that big black scorched patch on the back of their computer where the phone line hooks in means their modem is dead, and yes we even had the "cd tray coffee cup" call, although I didn't take that one.
My shifts were base 13.5 hours long; sometimes longer if the queue was full. The best clients were the old folks, they were very patient and did exactly what you told them to. The kids were great too, you hardly had to tell them anything - just point them in the right direction. It was the folks in their 20s and 30s that were a BITCH to try to talk to. They'd jump ahead of you, argue with you, literally scream and stomp their feet (you could hear it) telling you that they were A+ certified or they were computer gurus and this was NOT the way to fix it... always got a good laugh on that when they would find a reason to hang up REAL quick once my "this isn't going to work" solution would fix them right up.

After doing Gateway tech support and having full access to all of their intranet resolution issues for problems that officially did not exist... I can unequivocably tell you... don't EVER buy a Gateway computer. The best things about those pieces of shit are the cool moo boxes they come in.

haha, carrie, I deal with the same dumbasses on our ISP side....very fuckin annoying :headwall:

hey hey hey....

I have a gateway that I bought back in 99 that works great...

Of course, the first thing I did when I got it was tear it completely apart and reinstall everything from scratch...........

:)

I worked assembly at a box factory..... all women.

There seemed to be 2 different cliques, and trying to remain neutral was even worse - everyone hated you. The manager agiated the situation by pitting them against each other for production. I lasted 3 weeks.... it was awful! destroyed me desire to ever work with a group of women again.

Blow job -- from this chick named Pamela.

I once had to do a shoot and give a blowjob to some limpdick bastard named Biff or Boff or Bozo or something. Took 3 bottles of listerine before I felt normal again. On top of it, the fucking check bounced. :headwall:

I have learned over the years, women cause drama in an office. The fewer, the better.

:lol: :lol: :o

Funny!!

All could be true except the bouncing of checks.... I write them! :D

You're the one ?

Is your last name Mateo ?

Because I thought the name on the check was Mark Mateo, but if it is Mike,then I have had the collections company looking for the wrong guy.


:grrr:

You're the one ?

Is your last name Mateo ?

Because I thought the name on the check was Mark Mateo, but if it is Mike,then I have had the collections company looking for the wrong guy.


:grrr:[/b][/quote]


It's a company check.... :o

And no, I am not Mateo..... you can call me the Creator!

:D

I disagree - I've worked with 50/50 men and women and men can be just as much Drama Queens as the women.

Heck, I STILL hang out with men and women I worked with at my old jobs. :P

Hmmm....Let me think on this one;)

:P

I was working as a tech support at a local ISP. That was the worst job I ever had. Dealing with stupid customers who have no fucking clue about computers - I still get nightmares about this :(

.... it could be worse ......
You could be picking fly shit out of pepper with boxing gloves on

I feel your pain, I used to have to help my family all the time. Now I just get Ed to handle it all.... I do not have much patience...

Well, the guy I am talking about wrote a personal check. His friend, some fat guy named Forest, arranged the shoot. I met both of them at a house down near Miami. I did Forest for free because he is just such a cutie (Forest, if you are around here, call me , the number is still the same swetie). But then the Bof guy wanted in on the shoot and I said I would do it for a grand. He wrote the check, I did him. I thought it was a really good deal at first. $1000.00 for a 15 second job, but then I had to drink all that listerine and then the doctor's visits cost about $500.00, and then there was all that embarassment with the health department having to talk to all my friends. Well, I could go on about it for a really long time, but this is probably neither the time or place.

Pamela don't complain
Buff love you long time
http://www.fuck-adventures.com/tgp/P/13.jpg

The visions we must endure in the name of humor...

My worst job....

Well, once I had to take a picture of a fat fucker in a fur coat with his big white hairy belly hanging out.

u win

:)

How's the therapy for that going, by the way? Nightmares stopped yet? :P

:wnw:

Hmmm. There was once this place called Condom, you see, and ... :P