oh puuuhhhleeze!

there are bigger asses, there are bigger houses, there are greener grass and so?

I make my wife LAUGH! the way nobody else can!
and she won't change THAT for the world
;-))

plus.....I am an IDEAL husband, she only understands 30% of my whinings,
the ULTIMATE wife's dream!

try using your brains next time,
it's much more profitable!

ASSuming you have a brain for it
;-))))

That should be in a contract- sex. Seriously.

If a spouse can't keep up then there should be an agreed option. I normally try to find nice jewish boys or butches cuz they never turn you down and they are just so fucking sweet about it.

See this is why D/s (dominance and submission) works so well. The roles are clearly defined. When I say, "Come over here and fuck me." she/he better do back flips with a good attitude and get down to business.

When I'm happy everyone is happy.

DV

hard to get??? Listen little man you DO know me and so do lots other people and my tongue ain't going in no ass. I will however smash my big ass onto your face. I hear you like that sort of thing. :)

That should be in a contract- sex. Seriously.

[/b][/quote]
you don't know Torone,
that's NOT what he meant
;-))))

Shabby come over here darling. Fuck the Sybian. Then we can go shopping together and use Serge's gold card.

try using your brains next time,
it's much more profitable!

ASSuming you have a brain for it
;-))))[/b][/quote]
hahahahahahaha your just so fucking funny!

Must suck to only rely on your brain to do anything.

promises, promisssses......

If I had a dime for every promise to sit on my face,
I'd be billionair!
;-)))))

Believe it when I see it!

show us your ass!

Shabby come over here darling. Fuck the Sybian. Then we can go shopping together and use Serge's gold card.[/b][/quote]
how about usung my kadohas instead?

hahahahahahaha your just so fucking funny!

Must suck to only rely on your brain to do anything.[/b][/quote]
why do you say that? You should try it, you might like it and this would DEFINATELLY save you milege on your ASS!
\;-)))

how about usung my kadohas instead?[/b][/quote]
Dream on S-man! lol

Tell you what... let us use you for entertainment and we'll let you watch!

Bring LL tho.

ok,
let's meet at the Trapeze on Saturday!

we ALL be watching
;-))))

BTW, do you know what KADOHAS means before you jumped with your answer "working your ass off" instead of brains?
;-)))

I have a good feeling you don't have a clue, measured by your answer
;-)))

I think you’re scared and need a crowd. I love swing clubs but not to have sex. Tell you what… I just hired a new caretaker…let me train her to look after my animals and place and I’ll go with you and LL to that place.

I need to stay at your house tho. It's a long drive home.

Shall I bring my football?

now you talking! no need for a football, just bring your big juicy ass
(if you gain a few pounds between now and than, it's OK!)

now all together:
"Heaven, I am in Heaven......."
;_))

I only insist on ONE covenant:
after everything said and done,
you won't beg me to move in with us FOR GOOD.

I don't care if your ass loves my face to death and can't live without it!
;-)))

Mormon I am NOT!
;-)))

of course I do!

Nothing gives me better hard on than the crowd cheering:
"do her, do her, harder, harder..."
and you can rely on the crowd to bring you oxygen while I get myself a drink afterward
;-))))

seems like DV rushed out of the door to train her care taker ASAP,
what an impatient eager-beaver!
;-)))

I can't believe how easy it was talking her into it!
;-))))

you don't know Torone,
that's NOT what he meant
;-))))[/b][/quote]
Listen to Serge! He & I are sorta like birds of a feather! :biglaugh:

that's the problem with some women now a days....

"ears they have by they hear not"
;-))))

DV,
I'll throw you a clue:
Today NEXTEL replaced the "litle black book" of yesteryear
;-)))

Look at you little fucking shit! I'm laughing so hard my face hurts. You know I can even see you're face and that shitty ass grin saying that.

You haven't talked me into anything. I said I'd go and I AM bringing that football to punt right up your ass!

As for my big ass on your face....lol- damn I gotta bite my tongue now. lol

ahhh...I LOVE when you talk dirty!
but...can you bring some more varaity?

"little fuckin' shit has been used 3 times already,
I want something "New, Fresh and Improved"!
;-)))

bring your football, I have a lube,
let's have "Football Party" OUR style!
(and I hold ALL the rights to pictures to do with them what I please! for the next year Oprano Football Pick'em!

I can't wait for your ass all over my face, I only type with one hand, and you can guess where my second hand is!
;_))

bring it on, BIG GIRL!
;-)))

Alright serge I will but first I must go drop a line and take the kayak out a few hours. Too nice to stay indoors right now. I will be back..you wanna play? No problem little boy.

DV

of course I wanna play!

does it look like a football watching to you????

bring it on, big mamma!
...and if you end up crying in the corner, it ain't my fault, you've been warned
;-))

(Mike, if I end up wiht the bill, will Oprano cover it as
"Webmaster Entertaintment, Exposure and Promotional Expense"?

Here is an evidence to ALL of the above!

;-)))

http://cotac.com/DV-Serge.jpg

Serge I know you’re a big man on this campus but trust me when I tell you this....My limits will far exceed yours. I didn't become Goddess Dianna Vesta and such big in the scene for no reason. Then again you don't know that because your lily white ass just started climbing these mountains.

Ok maybe the damn woman cried out of frustration having to deal with your smart ass self. They call boys like you SAM (Smart Ass Masochist)
It ain't fun unless you're into that sort of thing. I'm not.

Just like they have the top dogs and bottom feeders in adult internet, we have the same thing in the scene. Only a truly strong man is going to hurdle over that mindset of, “let’s see how far I can push her” attitude and get down the real business of it all. It almost reminds me the man who barks his little ass off about how much sex he’s getting when deep down inside he’s a pathetic loser who never gets any or a scared little boy who believes talking about it is as close as his ass is ever gonna get to it. Lol- you know what I mean.

Only a real man puts bullshit aside and truly devours something. A sissy sits on the sidelines to “naanaananaanana” but runs away when shit gets to close.

i have lots of sex - its with the sister of the girl in Niagara Falls who took Buff's virginity.

exactly!

3 times I invited you over for dinner and 3 times you came with lame last minute excuses...
you KNOW you cry in the corner and you KNOW you and yours will break off Serge's ass and do your dandiest to avoid the "I'm crying like a little girl, what got over me" scene.

In our business your likes called "noobies".....
Goddesses, shmASSeses...I shavced 'em all and left 'em crying in every corner of the net with balls/pussies shaved to the root
;-))))

"It's all in the mind" and your mind is not match for MINE....sorry to pee on your parade and self esteem, but...
"It's good for you"
;-)))

exactly!

3 times I invited you over for dinner and 3 times you came with lame last minute excuses...
you KNOW you cry in the corner and you KNOW you and yours will break off Serge's ass and do your dandiest to avoid the "I'm crying like a little girl, what got over me" scene.

In our business your likes called "noobies".....
Goddesses, shmASSeses...I shavced 'em all and left 'em crying in every corner of the net with balls/pussies shaved to the root
;-))))

"It's all in the mind" and your mind is not match for MINE....sorry to pee on your parade and self esteem, but...
"It's good for you"
;-)))[/b][/quote]
I canceled once the day before. You're so full of shit. Is that what this is really about? lol


Don't get your panties in a bunch darling.

>>>>"It's all in the mind" >>>>

LOL- yep you're right and you certain do live in your own mind! lol BINGO BABY!


This was fun but it's not fun any more. Now it's just boring me. <yawn>

I guess the blow job after you sit on my face is out of the questions?
;-))))

I am the BEST!!!!!! Even professional dominatrixes and "goddesess" run away from me

http://cotac.com/DV.jpg