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Nickatilynx 10-10-2003 01:30 PM

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Nick - are you selling tickets to folks who just want to watch but not get their "hands dirty" with the actual act???
Live On pay-per-view.

It could work. :-)

Trev 10-10-2003 01:36 PM

This is getting way out of hand here...

I'm paying tree-fidy no more!

So someone else can pay for the cams

BradShaw 10-10-2003 02:24 PM

It would be an honor, I would even forgo the lube out of respect for my elders.

Winetalk.com 10-10-2003 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by BradShaw@Oct 10 2003, 01:32 PM
It would be an honor, I would even forgo the lube out of respect for my elders.
do you mind if I sit on you?

I am affraid your weight might damage the merchandise
;_)))

gonzo 10-10-2003 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Oct 10 2003, 10:38 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Oct 10 2003, 10:38 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--BradShaw@Oct 10 2003, 01:32 PM
It would be an honor, I would even forgo the lube out of respect for my elders.
do you mind if I sit on you?

I am affraid your weight might damage the merchandise
;_)))[/b][/quote]
Youll have to tell KB to move first.

nlphoto 10-10-2003 03:38 PM

It has taken me a *VERY* long time but I have finally learned from my Sensei Serge...


I do *not* want to fuck serge up the ass... I just want to be the one selling

BROOMSTICKS !


:devil:

spazlabz 10-10-2003 03:48 PM

I am the ONLY person who has not seen this glorious ass? I simply cannot vote till i do heh heh

spaz

gonzo 10-10-2003 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by spazlabz@Oct 10 2003, 11:56 AM
I am the ONLY person who has not seen this glorious ass? I simply cannot vote till i do heh heh

spaz

Watch out they are going to call you queer or something...

Dravyk 10-10-2003 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by nlphoto@Oct 10 2003, 02:46 PM
I do *not* want to fuck serge up the ass... I just want to be the one selling

BROOMSTICKS !

Amen, Photo!!

Who made the most money out of the Gold Rush of 1849??

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.

.

.

.

.

.

A company with an ancillary product line.

Some little guy who made and sold the miners more rugged pants.

... And 154 years later, Levi's is still here and making the $$$!

Winetalk.com 10-10-2003 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by nlphoto@Oct 10 2003, 02:46 PM
It has taken me a *VERY* long time but I have finally learned from my Sensei Serge...


I do *not* want to fuck serge up the ass... I just want to be the one selling

BROOMSTICKS !


:devil:

hahahahhaha!
seems like I did teach people SOMETHING useful
;-)))

Winetalk.com 10-10-2003 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by spazlabz@Oct 10 2003, 02:56 PM
I am the ONLY person who has not seen this glorious ass? I simply cannot vote till i do heh heh

spaz

hmmm...seems like you are an overwhelming minority
;-)))

grogan 10-10-2003 05:36 PM

Negative.

Nickatilynx 10-10-2003 07:03 PM

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Poll choices Votes Statistics
Yes 2 [9.52%]
Yes , preferably without lube 3 [14.29%]
Yes , with a strap on 3 [14.29%]
No...too hairy 7 [33.33%]
No ..Carrie tired me out 6 [28.57%]

Just got back from golf.....

and I see 8 will one way or another

7 claim it is to hairy
and 6 claim Carrie tired them out.

YOU FUCKING PACK OF BULLSHITTING LIARS!!!!! ;-))))



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Oct 10 2003, 03:12 PM

Winetalk.com 10-10-2003 08:39 PM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Oct 10 2003, 06:11 PM
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Poll choices Votes Statistics
Yes 2 [9.52%]
Yes , preferably without lube 3 [14.29%]
Yes , with a strap on 3 [14.29%]
No...too hairy 7 [33.33%]
No ..Carrie tired me out 6 [28.57%]

Just got back from golf.....

and I see 8 will one way or another

7 claim it is to hairy
and 6 claim Carrie tired them out.

YOU FUCKING PACK OF BULLSHITTING LIARS!!!!! ;-))))

...and HOMOPHOBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Nickatilynx 10-10-2003 08:53 PM

I agree with you that saying "because its too hairy" means they would if it was shaved.

So that gives us 15 fudge packers confirmed , Serge. Whom in the right circumstances would sodomise you , in some manner.

So that leaves 6 bum bandits that claim to be too tired as a result of Carrie.

We DO know one thing about the voters...they all like ass. :-)))

Now :

I want to hear which 6 bastards are tired from fucking Carrie in the ass!

;-)))

I'd like to hear from Carrie too on this matter!


( Do you think I'm getting to anal retentive on this ? )


;-)))



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Oct 10 2003, 05:01 PM

Dravyk 10-10-2003 09:16 PM

Nick, are you saying you want a Recall Election?

Beware, Arnold may win. :yowsa:

Carrie 10-10-2003 09:27 PM

"No... Carrie tired me out"
OMFG!!!!
I just laughed so hard and so loud I woke the kids up!!!!!

Nickatilynx 10-10-2003 09:36 PM

So which 6 are they , Carrie? ;-))))

Carrie 10-10-2003 09:37 PM

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Originally posted by Dravyk@Oct 10 2003, 08:24 PM
Nick, are you saying you want a Recall Election?

Beware, Arnold may win. :yowsa:

Ahhnold is NOT getting NEAR my ass!!! (Unless he's just groping)

Nick, I cannot comment... I don't DP and tell ;)
At least, that's what the video contract says, and I'm sticking to it!



(Reading through this thread literally brought tears to my eyes...)

Nickatilynx 10-10-2003 09:53 PM

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(Reading through this thread literally brought tears to my eyes...)
Think how Serge feels!!! ;-))) No lube is an option.


I might have a new poll.....

Who would you rather sodomise :

1.) Serge
2.) Carrie
3.) Arnold
4.) MikeAI (I'm told he is the only one still a virgin!!! ) :yowsa:


;-))))

p.s ... I'm willing , in fact enthusiastic , please wire 5 mills :)

Carrie 10-10-2003 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Oct 10 2003, 09:01 PM
p.s ... I'm willing , in fact enthusiastic , please wire 5 mills :)
DONE!
http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/mill1.jpg http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/mill2.jpg http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/mill3.jpg http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/mill4.jpg http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/mill5.jpg

There's my 5 mills... let's have at it ;-))))



Last edited by Carrie at Oct 10 2003, 09:15 PM

Dravyk 10-10-2003 10:11 PM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Oct 10 2003, 09:01 PM
Who would you rather sodomise :

1.) Serge
2.) Carrie
3.) Arnold
4.) MikeAI (I'm told he is the only one still a virgin!!! ) :yowsa:

I don't think anyone would want number 3.

Zee Terminator would reep your deek off with hees massive asscular musclez!!

Nickatilynx 10-10-2003 10:11 PM

ahahahahahahahahahaha

FUCK!!!!

Oh wells , A deals a deal!

When can you come to Vancouver for sodomy?

We can work out the who does what to whom upon arrival!

:yowsa:

Carrie 10-10-2003 10:12 PM

Dravyk your accent is turning me on.

Nickatilynx 10-10-2003 10:17 PM

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I don't think anyone would want number 3.

Zee Terminator would reep your deek off with hees massive asscular musclez!!

I'm willing to risk it :)

Headline: "" Back Door Politics - I fucked Arnold in the Ass ""

gotta be worth a couple of M-i-l-l-i-o-n-s (for Carries benefit)

;-))

Dravyk 10-10-2003 10:25 PM

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I'm willing to risk it

Headline: "" Back Door Politics - I fucked Arnold in the Ass ""

gotta be worth a couple of M-i-l-l-i-o-n-s

Ah, what you won't do for money!

... Knew there was something I liked about you!

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Dravyk your accent is turning me on.
Carrie, so, you'd hit it? :awinky:

*KK* 10-10-2003 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by Carrie+Oct 10 2003, 06:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Carrie @ Oct 10 2003, 06:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Oct 10 2003, 09:01 PM
p.s ... I'm willing , in fact enthusiastic , please wire 5 mills :)
DONE!
http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/mill1.jpg http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/mill2.jpg http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/mill3.jpg http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/mill4.jpg http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/mill5.jpg

There's my 5 mills... let's have at it ;-))))[/b][/quote]
Oh my, that even makes me smile.

Nickatilynx 10-10-2003 10:32 PM

Dravyk,

I'd do YOU , if the money was right! ;-)))

Dravyk 10-10-2003 10:34 PM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Oct 10 2003, 09:40 PM
I'd do YOU , if the money was right! ;-)))
Would you do Kaiser? :rolleyes:

Nickatilynx 10-10-2003 10:37 PM

I think he's already been fucked :)

Carrie 10-10-2003 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by Dravyk@Oct 10 2003, 09:33 PM
Quote:

I'm willing to risk it

Headline: "" Back Door Politics - I fucked Arnold in the Ass ""

gotta be worth a couple of M-i-l-l-i-o-n-s

Ah, what you won't do for money!

... Knew there was something I liked about you!

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Dravyk your accent is turning me on.
Carrie, so, you'd hit it? :awinky:

As a famous bulbous-nosed politician might say... "It depends on what the definition of 'it' is..."

Besides, after tiring out currently 8 people here on Oprano, and having a date with Nick, I'm not quite sure I'll have the energy left to hit anything else anytime soon... especially the toilet!

Carrie 10-10-2003 11:03 PM

Seriously though, with all of the action that my virtual ass has been getting in the last 24 hours, I think it deserves an honorary spot as Asshole of the Month :P

Nickatilynx 10-10-2003 11:07 PM

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I think it deserves an honorary spot as Asshole of the Month
:okthumb:

LOL

Nickatilynx 10-10-2003 11:10 PM

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and having a date with Nick,
Oh come on!!!!!

Meat and Aga must have said to you at some time :

"Look out for Nick , he'll fuck ya!"

:yowsa:

ahahahahahaha

;-))))

They were right ;-)))



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Oct 10 2003, 07:19 PM

Carrie 10-10-2003 11:25 PM

In that case, since I've paid for the privilege, would it technically be a double-fucking? :awinky:

gonzo 10-11-2003 02:24 AM

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Originally posted by Carrie@Oct 10 2003, 07:11 PM
Seriously though, with all of the action that my virtual ass has been getting in the last 24 hours, I think it deserves an honorary spot as Asshole of the Month :P
Ill bring the trophy to Vegas...you just bring the ass. Ill make sure its properly mounted.

PeerPatrick 10-13-2003 12:24 AM

...he already owes me from gammon tonight :inlove:

Winetalk.com 10-13-2003 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by PeerPatrick@Oct 12 2003, 11:32 PM
...he already owes me from gammon tonight :inlove:
so? when will you take delivery? My ass is waiting
;-)))

voodooman 10-14-2003 04:53 PM

I fucked him.

gregtx 10-14-2003 05:09 PM

nope... i'm a bottom too :awinky:


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