GonZo's Bitch,

This is getting to be sad and pathetic, we've already determined he's a fat fuck. Shit, his belly is on display in his fucking avatar.

You need some new material. To keep things interesting, I'm gonna help you out and give you some new information on him.

Here goes...

The man farts. The man farts a lot! And sometimes they smell really bad.

So see if you can work that into your messages. Maybe instead of just calling him a "fat fuck" repeatedly you can now call him a "farting fat fuck" or maybe even a "fat farting fuck".[/b][/quote]
Pull my finger...

You know I really shouldnt take advantage of the mentally ill....and of course Im gonna be called a liar or there gonna be one hell of a creative line of bull shit that comes out of this post but....

Confucy musta forgot all day today while she was talking smack to me and Nick that she had told this lie [seen above] to KK about how she couldnt be at her birthday party.

And before you start spinning that lie O' Bitch of mine...Ill just call attention to the time date stamps of the messages in the "JR is a wimp" thread.

You lying bitch...youve been posting all fucking day and night while you were supposed to be in Indiana at a wedding.

Whats more is that your are so FUCKING STUPID as to go right along with it as Nick and I punked your ass out making the time line impossible.

Let me guess...it was Indiana,California....and they had the wedding at a drive by chappel next to McDonalds?

It was your aunt that posted that but you stayed behind to defend your honor from the evil porners?

Hmmmm....what will she think of?

I keep on telling you. Reality is invading your fantasies by the minute.

Classic, absolutely classic.

And perfectly executed.

Kept her busy all day yelling "liar" at everyone while letting her dig a huge hole that demonstrates she's a liar with her own damned time stamps and posts.

Well fucking done! :wnw:

Hehehe.... :okthumb:

Ha Ha back at ya! The wedding is on Tuesday. I need a secretary. Do you guys want to apply for the job? Then you can monitor my schedule daily and get paid!

KK didn't miss me. She had a fabulous weekend as noted in these pictures.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.p...threadid=177889

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.p...50&pagenumber=2

Doesnt change the fact that your a fucking liar.

Ya gotta hate those Tuesday weddings. :rolleyes:

For God's sake, Gonzo, GIVE IT UP!

I told Kimmy I was going to be in Indiana for a wedding. I didn't give the date of the damn wedding. It's none of your business. I have things to do in preparation for my trip. I also told Kimmy that porn events were not my cup of tea.

Do you think all of those invited to Kremen's birthday party were telling the truth when they gave their excuses for not being able to attend? I bet some were thinking..."oh sure, I'm going to drop everything and fly to San Francisco so I can watch a bunch of porn people piss on each other!"

There are many people I would like to meet, but not in a group setting. KK has been one of my favorite people on the boards for a long time. Gonzo, it's none of your fucking business when I meet her.

Shape up, before I complain to my hacker friends! :rokk:

Not all hackers are crackers! And not all posters on pornboards are sicko bastards like you! :redance:

All you have to do is get on here to stir shit and lie. You know thats what you call people when you dont have ammunition to shoot back at people when you are busted.

And you go right ahead and complian to your hacker friends. And get auntie to sue me since I mentioned her name.

And any other brainless threats you might want to dream up. It doesnt change that fact that you are a liar.

Wow, I get busy for a couple days and all kinds of interesting things go on.

I do find it odd how some people are more aware of where pics of me are than I am.

KK, baddog loves to take pictures of events. He tells all of us at GFY about the parties he attends...usually in the Los Angeles area since he lives down the road from me in a beach town. You are in only one of the pictures so far. Your cake was quite special. How come you never take pictures? You go to so many of the big parties. Take your camera with you and load up your scrapbooks! :)

I've been lookin' all over the net for them but nothin' :(

If you find them gimme a holla :rolleyes:

:D

Yes, my cake was amazing. Laurel and Leslie busted some ass for the party, as did Jimmy Jr and Teresa Flynt, and Jim Henley from Holio. The whole thing was quite overwhelming and without them doing all that work, things wouldn't have gone smoothly and people wouldn't have had a good time.

As for your insipid comments about me taking pictures and filling up scrapbooks, please go and take your meds. You need some serious mental help I think.

Yes, my cake was amazing. Laurel and Leslie busted some ass for the party, as did Jimmy Jr and Teresa Flynt, and Jim Henley from Holio. The whole thing was quite overwhelming and without them doing all that work, things wouldn't have gone smoothly and people wouldn't have had a good time.

As for your insipid comments about me taking pictures and filling up scrapbooks, please go and take your meds. You need some serious mental help I think.[/b][/quote]
I woudlnt have minded a piece of that cake....meow!

KK, why not try looking for the positive in my INSIPID comments. I was referring to the hobby that many have these days....SCRAPBOOKING! My sister-in-law owns a store in Indiana which caters to those who want to spice up their picture/scrapbooks with a little pizzazz. ShawCutie is into scrapbooking, so is Oprah. :agrin:

Keep trying Jacqueline. Pretty soon your comments will go from insipid to inane. It's come to the point where it's not much fun to push your buttons any more since you're simply unable to come up with anything interesting or intriguing in return.

Sad to say, you're really becoming a bore.

Kimmy, do you think your remarks are stimulating? How many times do you plan to call me a frigging bore? A drama queen? And use a name which is not mine? Why don't you take your hearsay and stick it up your new hairdo! :inlove:

Interesting to see you pay enough attention to me to notice when my hair color changes.

And yes, you are boring. And mentally ill. And a huge drama queen. And a person in need of some serious help.

Just a little advice.

Man on Man! You are one tough cookie......after I kept your thread alive for you while you were partying.

I like your hair when it has more blonde highlights. It brings out your tan. I am great with hair. When we meet, I will give you a free STRAIGHT SLUT CUT :o

No one asked you to keep anything alive. And the day I let you cut my hair would be the day before I had chemo treatments.

You are psychotic. That is the only answer.

Would now be a good time to start the betting pool on how many cats she has?

I'm thinking 60. But GonZo says only 45.

In either case, she's obviously the crazy old lady down the street that no one ever see's outside and has no friends. Instead she just stays in with her cats watching TV and surfing pornmaster boards....

I would love to have some cats, dogs, bunnies, horses, birds, and fish, but I am going to be moving soon, and I can't handle pets.

Do you have to be an old lady in a wheelchair before you can have more than one cat? Didn't know that! Geez, you learn so much on porn boards! :D

:wnw: :wnw: :wnw:

Uh, no - that's me - just substitute pugs for cats. :unsure:

Of course, I've never been diagnosed with a mental problem, unlike our friend confucy. B)

Peaches, the sharp stabs in my back don't become you!

You were such a sweet lady until you started fighting traffic. Now you are treating me like 20 miles of bad road!

It's so disapointing. Our Peaches is showing a catty side which makes me think that I may have hit upon some truth. Did you make that phonecall to Gonzo? I'll pay the charges or you can use one of my phone cards, and you can talk as long as you like until the old Peaches returns.

Do you have cats? :awinky:

KK,

Cast off yet?

If so I'll start a poll of where you can jam the outsides ;)

Uh, no - that's me - just substitute pugs for cats. :unsure:

Of course, I've never been diagnosed with a mental problem, unlike our friend confucy. B)[/b][/quote]
peaches, i was out for a walk the other day and this lady walks past me with the cutest pug (i only know its a pug because of you!) ... as she walked past i said to my sister 'look at the wittle bitty pug isn't it cute goo gaa etc' & i stopped to pat it - she looked so excited that someone knew what kind of dog she had LOL we walked away 20 minutes later, after we'd swapped some stories (pug owners really like to talk about their pugs!!!!) ... i told her about this lady i know from the usa who is obsessed with her pug babies too!!! :biglaugh:

unfortunately, harley (my dog) was a little unsure of the grunting noises so i don't think i'll be getting one for a while :rolleyes:

LOL! Pug people are freaks - we LOVE to talk about pugs and I've stopped the car if I'm driving down the road and see one. :P They're becoming more popular here (which isn't always a good thing since they need "special care" and many people dump them if they're not prepared :( ). Do you see many in Australia?

You can probably thank the Men In Black movies for the increase in popularity of Pugs.


That happens with a lot of breeds unfortunately, a movie or tv show will make a breed popular that the average person has no business owning.

Cast is off baby, I even wore high heels Saturday nite! ;)

Yup... I get very nervous when I see them using Mastiffs in commercials and movies. They're wonderful dogs, but they are a handful. Not for those who don't have the time or inclination to always be the Alpha...

Not to mention the puppy mills and inbreeding that occurs whenever a particular dog becomes popular. It's awful what they do to meet demand...

More birthday pics.
http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures...kbday/index.htm

Is that *removed by request* picture the one with KK & Gonzo? HA HA :D

Wow, I've had stalkers before but none that brought the razor sharp wit and rapier tongue to the table like you do Jacqueline!

For a minute I thought I had done some fast living over the weekend. I remember being in atlanta all weekend and on the boards but I didnt remember LA.

Hell for a sec I thought I got drunk again.



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Cast is off baby, I even wore high heels Saturday nite! ;)[/b][/quote]
High heels and almost nothing else. Kimmy looked absolutely delicious.

Lady, you are and always be a class act. :D

I apologize for missing it KK

I was spending time in Las Vegas' finest concrete hotel :(

and no, the COPS crew didn't show up ;-)

Wow, the FBI and Metro in the same weak, I'm a regular fucking Al Capone

:(

High heels and almost nothing else. Kimmy looked absolutely delicious.

Lady, you are and always be a class act. :D[/b][/quote]
You're making me blush Ant :)

Anthony, KK is looking good, but she looked better as a blonde. :unsure:

http://fubarwebmasters.com/alykimmy/alykimmy1.htm

I haven't been blonde in at least two months, I've had everything from fire engine red to eggplant mixed with the blonde. The blonde just keeps coming back though, nothing will make it disappear for long.

You just spend way too much of your time and energy fixated on me.

Yup.

Give it a rest,confucy.

Its getting really boring.