...including you and your next of kin
;-))))

If I ask papa, will I get answers? No, I'll have to run back to my buddy Luke for the scoop. I love archives.

of course!
we are in the "Informations BUSINESS",
we sell answers....

I gotta support my traveling habit somehow
;-)))

Serge, you have become the internet porn historian. You look too young to know so much. It must be the Russian genes. I loved that picture of you, grimm (don't know him), Lee and others on that panel. It must have been five years ago. People in porn who have been around since the mid 90's are still young, yet they are talked about as though they are the grandfathers and grandmothers of the industry. ONLY IN PORN!!!!

I admire Larry Flynt more than all the candidates running for Governor in Calif. Now, he is a true porn pioneer. :okthumb:

I don't put Luke down,
but....
with him, you always get what you pay for, his accuracy is much to be desired.

When I was digging for info on Lensman,
I got it from people who used to be his right hand men back in a day....
which makes it 200% ACCURATE

Yes, but Luke shares what he knows.

You store away your information and keep it private until there is a damn good reason to use it. You and Lensman are friends. The little acorns you know about Big L will remain stored away in a safe in the swamp land of Florida. :unsure:

C, storing people in the swamps of Florida is ILLEGAL and I don't do it anymore
;-)))

Lens and me are not friends,
friends don't owe friends checks they lost in bets!

I think perhaps it's because you're a nobody and... this may come as a HUGE surprise to you, but NOBODY FUCKING CARES WHAT YOU SAY OR THINK. Lensman has money, power, and whatever else he wants, and he doesn't HAVE to listen to you or your ilk if he doesn't want to.. He has NO OBLIGATION to you, and he has no reason to give you any respect or noteriety, as much as you would like to believe in your little fairy tale world. Seek professional help. Do not pass go. Do not collect $100. SEE A FUCKING SHRINK.

ask papa!
I have files on everybody
;-)))[/b][/quote]
My file is beat material, isn't it, Serge? :P

..but did he get "the girl"???

I bet you do not know
;-))))

My file is beat material, isn't it, Serge? :P[/b][/quote]
after you give birth,
I'll add a new chapter
;-)))

that i can definitely agree with. i have been reading this board just as long as gfy and i am perplexed by the massive swing in online personalities. i guess i have always thought (as i have carried through live) to be yourself, never be fake, no matter where you are (in public, at work, at home, and online). being who you are all the time will never come and bite you in the ass.

maybe i am wrong, but i never felt or read the keyboard toughguy syndrome on this board. it's always been comparatively mellow and straight forward.

i was talking to my lawyer the other day and he said that within the next 2 years, the adult, online, biz will be the way it was back in 96. i am assuming by that comment, he was referring to the professionalism and dedication we all had at that time. and of course the money from that time wouldn't hurt either :) maybe by that time, we will see the extreme swing of personalities disappear and people in this business conducting themselves as so.

just my 2 cents......

Lady Mischief, you ain't no lady! Are you my evil twin?

Are you pissed that you didn't get the Oprano Webmaster position? What the fuck is your problem? I never claimed to be anybody. I am just one of thousands of people you find on the internet looking for love in all the wrong places.

I'm glad you have come forward to voice your opinion about me. I don't know you, but I have read your posts on GFY, and it doesn't seem like you are a *somebody* either. I guess we are just too nobodys who appear to be angry.

Have a nice day. :inlove:

DOS Tip--

Claim your a newbie.

It seems to work for me. And I bet it might for you too!

Gonzo, good idea, but there is one person I really dislike who has attached (advanced newbie) to her name. I lost the desire to ever use the word newbie again relating to myself after dealing with this bitch of a person. :headwall:

Gee, I wonder who that could be? Hmmm...

*sighs*
What I was *going* to post, before seeing that, was...
Confucy, in all seriousness, I think that Lensman banned you not because of what you were saying at the time, but because of the time you were saying it.
He was already pissed off from Amp going overboard with his power and banning Brad (I would have loved to have heard *that* phone call), and he was getting more pissed as Brad wasn't coming back to post. Let's face it, Brad brings pageviews - lots of 'em, and the longer he stays away, the more $$ Lensman loses.

You were digging into Amp, who had already been in a position of having to be spanked down once that evening, and were getting Amp riled up again.
I think Lensman was just majorly pissed off to begin with and your comments hit at the wrong time, plus he was wanting things to calm down a bit after what had just happened and it was starting to look like Amp was going to turn around for a second "show of power".

Bad timing is all I think it was, honestly.

I just have to ask, does it matter?

Careful ...I get all excited if she starts talking about how happy you get when everyone is kissing kimmy kim ass....either than or shell break out the mink coat....

..but did he get "the girl"???

I bet you do not know
;-))))[/b][/quote]
bet i do

Carrie, thank you for the explanation. I didn't know whether Amp was serious or not about banning Brad. I really didn't care. I was just being bitchy to see if I would get a response from Lensman. I don't know him or Amputate. They probably work well together because I believe users will post if they see Amputate's name.

The reason I have been giving you a bad time is because I never understood why you didn't say something about me and Lee being banned from Netpond. Hell, we didn't do anything wrong. Lee announced her article. I mentioned it in one of my posts and congratulated her. The next thing I knew, Aga was changing my post to make it sound negative regarding Lee. I called him on it, and he banned the two of us.

What about the two years that I posted 100% on Netpond? I was even given a special code to use so the confucy immitators would be blocked. What about all the time Lee worked for Netpond and advertised their board wherever she went? Don't all the good times far outweigh the bad? I was actually hurt about that ban because I didn't fucking deserve it. I pushed buttons with Serge and Lensman, so I really can't defend myself regarding their actions.

Carrie, you didn't speak up for me and Lee. You are as outspoken as we are, and probably more so because you post more than we do, especially on Netpond. I think you were happy to see us get kicked out. You never hesitate to say what you think. I was waiting for you to come forward and say in the open that we shouldn't have been banned. You didn't.

So Kimmy, life goes on! This Kim is just tired of the board bullshit, the favoritism, the good old boy politics. Either you are in the club or you aren't. As Lady Mischief so politely put it, I'M A FUCKING NOBODY. Well, even nobodys deserve a break now and then.

I think we all need to give Confucy a hug. I will go first, JR your next...

:inlove:

ShawCutie, hugs back to you. I don't need a hug from JR, but I could use his graphics' skills. And if I were as skilled as the hackers who hacked me, I wouldn't have to worry about being banned because I could unban myself. :bulb1:

wow confucy, I just have to say, I liked you much better when you were bitching instead of whining.

Nothing personal really, just a comment.

KK, I agree. Whining is not a pretty picture!

I need a vacation. I usually only bore my closest friends with my *poor me* moods! :zzz:

If you take a vacation in Atlanta let me know and Ill get you the special Kimmy Kim make over.

Of course you have to supply your own pearl necklace. I aint got enough viagra.

Confucy, aka MicroChick, it seems that all you can do on GFY is bitch and whine about GFY. If I invited you to my place and all you did was bitch and whine, I wouldn't invite you back.

I took your shit for a while, but you didn't stop. So I threw you out. I was a great decision. A GFY account is not a god-given right.

Get over it.

Lensman, I have a tendency to push the limits. On smaller boards, I am spotted immediately. GFY is so big that I felt I was talking to myself because I'm not a big poster. Your board is jam-packed with much bigger whiners and complainers than myself. I must have hit some nerves with you and Amputate or you would have written me off as just another user having a tantrum and ignored me.

It is your board, and I apologize for being rude to you in your home. :wnw:

Yet another DOS Tip

Farting in someone elses house is not considered proper behavior..

How about peeing on their floor? :rolleyes:

How about peeing on their floor? :rolleyes:[/b][/quote]
Only acceptable if you hit the "slop jar".

Im sure youve seen em in Na Ga.

Gonzo, I didn't do it! I never pee on carpeting nor fart in sacred places like GFY!

Okay, I do amit to one thing. I had a bet with a webmaster whose name I can't repeat. He bet me that I couldn't get Lensman's attention. He said Lensman wouldn't ban a female. I bet him I could get Lensman to ban me. I never thought about what I would do if I won the bet.

Lensman, if I clean the piss off the floors of the boat you rented in Hollywood, will you allow me to come back?

:bjump:

Kayla did...and you wont believe the reality clip Ive hired her to shoot when shes next in Atlanta.


Hell Ill make you the same offer and you can even bring Persian Kitty to watch your back...

This better not have anything to do with you, HP, the Hummer and my subdivision....I don't treat people that pee on my carpet quite as nicely as Lensman - and I'm packing heat.... :ph34r:

This better not have anything to do with you, HP, the Hummer and my subdivision....I don't treat people that pee on my carpet quite as nicely as Lensman - and I'm packing heat.... :ph34r:[/b][/quote]
Thanks for the idea Peaches...I dont know if Kayla will come to visit you but Im sure I can maybe get Blondie from the Clairmonte Lounge on Ponce to come up for dinner.

From what Ms Bunny tells me of her visit we'd haveto bring a case of Depends though...

Let me price it out and see if shes in our budget.

How much you reckon a stripper makes at the Clairmont?

And people wonder why I keep a rifle next to my door....... :blink:

$1.50? In quarters?

And people wonder why I keep a rifle next to my door....... :blink:

$1.50? In quarters?[/b][/quote]
I still got my GBI kevlar....

Blondie is on her own.

Always the gentleman...... :rolleyes:

Always the gentleman...... :rolleyes:[/b][/quote]
Thats in the bet thread...

And people wonder why I keep a rifle next to my door....... :blink:

$1.50? In quarters?[/b][/quote]
Blondie is special...

I gotta explain, so you'll understand why she may cost extra. We discovered her working at the Clairmont Lounge back in the late 80's. The Clairmont is where old strippers go to die in Atlanta, so you wont find any young ones in there.

Blondie is a rather obese black woman with blonde hair. For an extra tip, she'll crush your beer can in her ass cheeks....you get to keep it as a souvenir.

GonZo sent Ms. Bunny up there recently when she was visiting and much to our surprise she reported Blondie was *still* there. Not sure how old she is now, but apparently she "leaks". So you have to be sure to keep your beer glass covered while getting a table dance now.

We didn't ask if Ms. Bunny got a beer can as a souvenir.

Gonzo, there is something very familiar about you...even with the coat. Did we meet two years ago in Las Vegas? :rolleyes: