And I yield the floor to Mr. Timon....

Finally I am laughing. I really needed my therapy. Thank you Mr. Timon

Can we be friends now?

:biglaugh:

Timon, kick him again, he's still breathing!!!

Remember that scene from Goodfellas where Joe Pesci and Ray Liotta have that guy in the trunk who just won't die? ;-)

yes!

:biglaugh:

Thump thump thump...

Hm that must be Erik in the trunk, give me that kitchen knife again! ;-)

Jealous Jealous Jealous All of you.. But Timon you did make me laugh so that does get you off the hook although you never did answer my question. What have you done in this biz or in your life to earn the right to start throwing shit at SoBeGirl? Or is it true that you are just Serge's Pit Bull and nothing more? I have helped hundreds of people make money in this biz and I can help your poor little soul too. But you have to believe in the Force young Timon Skywalker. Feel the force, don't think (not thinking should not be a problem for you). Now buy some 210 SoBeGirl video / picture content sets for just $1200.00 and I will show you how. They you can quite your job mopping the floors at Oprano and get a real life.

Jealous Jealous Jealous All of you..
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hmmmm.....if I don't give a fuck about you,
does it make me jelous?
;-)))

Didn't I just tell you my life story? I used to suck cock but now I piss for a living.

Serge's pitbull? No way, Serge would never let his 3 inch-er close to all those sharp teeth ;-)

Could you please explain to us why we're jealous of you? I'm betting most of us are pretty stumped as to why we would be. Your brilliant explanation would surely help up to understand better! :)

Because he get's to drink beer for breakfast and whiskey for lunch and we don't ;-(

No not beer. How about this? You are jealous of me because I made 150 thousand dollars selling content last month, I just bought a new condo which will be done in about 4 months in the heart of one of the hottest cities in the united States. I have a girlfriend who loves me and is absolutely gorgeous. I am in my mid thirties and I look like I am 25. I have a pay site coming out that will kick ass on all my competition. I have an adult Webmaster list with over 40 thousand opt-in emails. Oh, did I mention my new car that I just got and how fun it is to drive. I don't know about you other jerk offs but I yield when Serge speaks. That guy has done it and I respect him even if he throws shit at me all day. But I don't know squat about Timon and it is probably because there is nothing to know. I have had idiots like him trying to put me down since I started SoBeGirl 3 years ago and I brush them all off like lint. So keep at it Timon if it makes your LOSER ass feel any better. Lot's of people are jealous of me. They attack me with insults, lawyers, they try to hack my servers, it is relentless. But the thing is, I don't think about that much. I am too busy trying to help people and help myself. The reason I have a Webmaster list so big is that webmasters know that SoBeGirl means profits and help and assistance and customer service. The reason so many people buy SoBeGirl content is that it works for them and they get a good deal. The reason you like to Jump all over me is that you don't have shit. I am getting pretty bored playing with Timon and his 2 inch little penis. I have made enough sales already from this board since I posted and that point is what will REALLY piss you off the most. Every time you curse me and talk shit about me I MAKE MORE MONEY ! !! I am sure that fact really kills you haters and that fact makes me all that much happier. So piss of Timon and sit behind your computer with your fat ass and belly you old shit. I am going to the spa with my girl, she is going to get her nails done and I am going to get a massage. Maybe later if the weather permits I will get some windsurfing in there too. I have to do something with all the money Timon is making me..... AHAHAHA Have a nice day shit head.

Hmmmm - so far, nothing you listed that you "have" makes me jealous. :blink:

In fact, I go out of my way to avoid just about every single thing that you've listed. :(

My 20 year old migh be jealous of some of your "things", but most adults over the age of 30 I know wouldn't be. Sorry!

Added - BTW, that's NOT an opt in webmaster email list because I've gotten 2 of your spams in the last 24 hours to two different email addresses. :ph34r:



Last edited by Peaches at Jun 7 2003, 12:28 PM

HAHAHA This is classic.....

He must think he is still on GFY where being mid 30s and buying a new car is some kind of achievement..... ( we also saw photos of it, my little sis drives a cooler car... haha)


You are at the wrong place to brag about wealth.... Oprano has regulars who were multi-millionaires in their 20s... and some before that.

Oh and your 40,000 opt in list is BULLSHIT - it was harvested, because I have gotten you spams on multible accounts, some I do not even use any longer....

1. If you make $150k a month then why do you brag about a $15k car?

2. A few days ago you posted your opt-in list had 20k opt-ins, today it's 40k? Makes the $150k questionable.

3. If I don't bother you then why do you bother writing such long posts?

4. The reason you don't know squat about me is because my K-Mart employee records are confidential.

5. For the record: my penis is 2.8 inches and you aint handsome enough to play with it big boy ;-)

Some "opt-in" list you run:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.p...threadid=140216

First of all I don't brag about buying a 15 thousand dollar car and it was 20 for the record. What I said was that I was happy I could get all this performance for so cheap. I could buy a Porsche or Frerrari but why should I when I can go american and for 20 grand get what I like. I know it is not expesive but I like it..

And there are only a handfull of 20 year old millionaires, very few and you are not one of them so keep dreaming.

And about the email, that dork that started that thread contacted me so many times about buying his shitty content. I kept saying no becuase his asian chicks looked like street workers. I added him to my email list becuase he was interested in what SoBeGirl had to offer. I love these people that contact me and then get angry when they get info from me about updates and specials. If it pisses you off then send email to remove@sobegirl.com. It is very easy. But the jelous haters would rather piss and rant on boards.

I am going to the spa... bye...

You probably misread your credit card statements...

The credit card merchant statement, where it says "Account balance $153.72", that is what you made last month.

The credit card statement, where it says "outstanding balance $153,729.75", that is the money you spent on alcohol and your "girlfriend" last month.

I know it's confusing but if you just wait until dinner next time you feel like a beer it will all be a lot clearer.

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Timon, I understand webmaster programs spam out.... as long as it is not the samething over and over, I deal with it. What irks me is the guy bragging about a 40k opt in list.... too funny!

Hey 15k car probably uses a lot of gas.... He will probably put 50k into mods for it so he can street race it!!

Man I don't even need to piss with you, you fuck yourself up!! :-))))

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Yeah maybe he'll be just as cool as those punks from the Fast and the Furious :-)))

I'm going to my shift at Kmart and fantasize about $20,000 cars, buying condos and getting a massage on a Saturday afternoon instead of filling shelves with boxes of Coco Puffs....

Chaching Thanks TimDork.


I don't care how much money I have, 20 thousand dollars will always be a lot of money to me...

Come on back at me Timmy two inch... I need some more dough...

It's Timmy2.8 inch....

That's Mr. Timmy2.8 inch to you!

HAHAHA Well technically this is true, since I am 32 now.... but I started in the biz when I was 25....

It would be safe to say that many people on this board would agree with that statement.

Will you be starting again soon?

Mike, this guy is a fucking clown, check out the post above he made in another thread about his "opt-in" list.

Well I don't send out all of the list every month. Sometimes I don't even mail at all. IT all depends on how busy I am. The list is split up into categories. Those that bought and those that did not buy. Then split into sub categories of those that bought everything (ie a bulk buyer) or those that just bought a few sets. I send different promotions to each group. And remember this is a pure Adult Webmaster list. Funny at how Mike A1 laughed at 40k number thinking it is not a lot. IT is not a lot for spamming adult sites to the general public with adult email lists where about 40 percent don't even want it. But that is another story, which I am sure you know a lot about. . I would venture to say that any adult program has either done it or is doing it and then you go and point fingers at me. You might be a little younger than I am and in this biz a little longer but you are not fooling me. YOu guys do it worse than anyone and deny that you spam all the time. Fact is that SoBeGirl does not spam. We contact only adult webmasters who have requested an email from us or from one of our affiliates. SoBeGirl has never bought a list. Never mailed from Russia or China or drive around in a truck fitted to break into wireless networks and send mail. I run a legit biz probably more so than the ones that always point fingers. And now I am really out of here. To the spa for my massage....

Ah, now see - the webmasters that YOU'RE jealous of don't have to go to the spa to get a massage - they have a masseuse that comes to THEM. :biglaugh:

Don't get me wrong - like I said, I'm sure my 20 year old would be greatly impressed with all your "things"....but you'd have a hard time finding anyone in this industry that's over 30 that's impressed and none would be "jealous", lol! :awinky:

And unless I slept through it, I've never done business with you - who are your "affiliates"?

Gee Timon - how did you land a cushy job at the Kmart! The best I can do is the Super Walmart. I'm driving my Yugo there in a little bit to work the 2nd shift. :headwall:

This thread is really depressing me. First of all, I'm a day younger than Torone, drive a $900 1988 pickup truck (it'll be $1100 by tomorrow, when I get the new stereo in it), can't get my old job as a 2nd assistant crew chief back since the most recent flood of liberal arts students graduated from the local University, and don't even have a spa to get a massage at.

Now, if I was a tacky person I would speculate on the "girlfriend" working at the "spa", but I wouldn't do that to someone who has advanced so far in the industry as to have an annual industry award named after him.

And Peaches ... that Walmart job sounds pretty cushy on a soon-to-be rainy day like today, when Crazy Jim has probably already beat me to the intersection of 136 and Jackson, the local recycling vendor dropped the price on aluminium, AND I have to redo my sign.



Last edited by PornoDoggy at Jun 7 2003, 12:51 PM

Just think - if only you could afford Saran Wrap to cover your sign with, you might have a profitable day. :cryin:

It's been pouring rain here all night and day. Which really sucks because the sunroof I personally cut into the roof of the Yugo is letting all the water in. Though on the plus side, I guess I can use it for a POOL! Hey, Sobe - do YOU have a pool in YOUR driveway? Huh??!! :nyanya:

SoBe, I was not laughing at the size a 40k webmaster list is a good size, I was laughing that it was "opt-in"....

You would probably do better by not insulting the intelligence of webmasters....

Mike, How can I insult your intelligence when you have none.

Good one Sobeagoil....

What are you gonna come back with next... "Your Mama" or "Fuck You" ?

:yowsa:



Last edited by sarettah at Jun 7 2003, 08:05 PM

How about I come back with this since I am not here to spar with dorks...

You can get all these DVDs with over 20 gigs of hardcore amatrue video for just $1200.00. The stuff is ready to ship FedEx for free right to your door. You will be busy for a year with all this content. Don't pass this deal up. It won't last forever. ICQ me 97934302

http://www.sobegirl.com/Graphics/dvd.jpg

Dropped the price to $1200.00 eh ?

Cool, lets see, you started at 2k, posted for 2 or 3 days and you're down to 1.2k...

So, if you keep posting for a week or so, we should be able to get a bunch of dvds for free.. Let you post for a month and you'll be paying us 2k to take em..... :okthumb:

btw, just to make sure you have one thing perfectly clear... I don't think anyone on this board is at all impressed by a picture of a bunch of discs laid out on your $2000 antique desk that you got for $40.00 at wallyworld...

No not really down to 0. I change the price any time I want and you know why? BECAUSE I CAN. I am the boss and I own the rights to sell my content. I can do as I wish. When I want to sell them for 2500 I will. I will sell less complete sests that way but that is a decision I might make in the future. Who knows< maybe I will sell them for $500 one day. Only the market knows for sure. I would have never thought I would be selling 20 gigs of hard core, amateur videos with pics, some of the best selling converting content for over 3 years now, for only 5 to 10 dollars a set but then again, I never would have predicted that the bottom would fall out of the market so quickly. I have quite a few webmasters taking advantage of this becuase when business picks up again, and we have more newbies jumping into the game than jumping out, prices will go up. But for the time being I will just produce more and better content and get my paysite ready for launch.

When I shop... If I buy something... And then a couple of days later see that the company I bought from is selling what I bought for a much lower price... I generally feel like I've been ripped off.

When I feel ripped off, I generally ten to:

1. Never do business with that company again.
2. Tend to badmouth that company at every chance I get.
3. Seek revenge in some edge of the line legal fashion.

But then again, thats just me....

:biglaugh:


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