I gotta know...why on earth are you asking US??? What is it about Oprano (collectively) that makes you believe that Opranauts would be good at disposing of dead bodies? :huh:

I think you need to be careful of the carnivore theory too...most likely something would remain, probably the teeth. And they can get DNA from the centre of the tooth (which is also not destroyed if the body is burned beyond recognition). Even if the carnivore did swallow the teeth, they would not be digested but pass out thru the body, and potentially could be found in the droppings (and then DNA tested). :)

Pigs.

Put a body in a pen of pigs, and they will eat everything, including the bone.

Best body disposal in the world... Meat processing plant that supplies dog and cat food manufacturers.

Grind it all up along with the other meat scraps they process and turn 'em into Alpo!

However, wouldn't they poop out at least a couple of teeth or pieces of bone?

I can picture it now, CSI Gil Grissom in a pig pen with a pair of tweezers. He picks up a tiny piece of a tooth among all the muck.

Go to commercial...

Goofy bed head guy in the lab checks the DNA and says it's a match!

The computer games out... might be fun lol



Anyone else think they need to make another version of that ad, indteas of oil... having it just be an erupting dick. (maybe its just me)

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However, wouldn't they poop out at least a couple of teeth or pieces of bone?

I can picture it now, CSI Gil Grissom in a pig pen with a pair of tweezers. He picks up a tiny piece of a tooth among all the muck.

Go to commercial...

Goofy bed head guy in the lab checks the DNA and says it's a match![/b][/quote]
Good point.

I guess thats how the guy in Iowa got caught that did it.

hmmm, maybe note the Lover 's ending in "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover"

"taste the cock, you'll find it the best"

<span style='font-family:Arial'>Sykky, I'm surprised you didn't mention
the classic... "Eating Raoul".

LOLOL</span>

how could I ever forget Paul Bartel amd Mary Woronov (sp?) in that camp classic? :)

The teeth arn't really a problem... All you need to do is buy a tin of Enamel Thinners and a tin of Enamel Reducers mix them together and it'll melt those suckers away...

You can buy them both at most hardware stores but R11(TH 0001) is the best as it's used in the heavy machine industry... nasty nasty nasty...



Last edited by Trev at May 2 2003, 09:23 AM

as a poor mans version I believe a glass of coke will disolve a tooth in a couple days. (trying to remember back to grade school days when they were trying to scare us into brushing our teeth.

Colin, in line of the recent developments in the Peterson case. I have come to the following conclusion:
The absolute best way to get 'rid' of a body, is to hire a top LA team of lawyers.
There won't be a body, not even if it is carried into the police office.

Geez Colin....what in the WORLD made you think of this topic?? Is there something you'd like to tell us?? :ph34r:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That one hits close to home for me.....the damn farm is like right behind the Costco I used to shop at.... :zoinks:

BTW, what's going on with the trial anyone?? All of Canada has been blacked out to the updates....

Sorry, should have read the whole thread first....

Re: Pig Farm

I thought for SURE you were talking about the guy up here in Vancouver (Port Coquitlam to be exact) Robert Pickton. http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers...robert_pickton/ (it's loooong so you might want to just surf through the 'chapters' on the right)

Funny, he actually took 2 ideas you've given here and put them together....

1. Put bodies through wood chipper.
2. Fed them to his pigs.

Trial is still pending as far as I know.

Thing is, not much was found.....I believe he is charged with 15 counts, but is believed to have killed many more women....they just can't find all of them....but they did find the DNA of 15 so far....so there are definitely flaws in his plan too...lol.

About the media blackout: http://50.lycos.com/012203.asp
Even some US media stations are complying.

He works in fertilizer so you think he would have had a clue..