Jr,
You have to explain remarks like that one about the Hitler youth rally...
I must tell you, it doesn't seem to relate to anything in my post. Can we say unwarranted, irrelevant personal attack? :moon:

i am not sure what you mean by "unwarranted, irrelevant personal attack"

would it be similar to something like... oh... lets say calling everyone that does not agree with you a Communist, a traitor and anti-American?

JR, I wouldn't want to be in the Oprano UN. It has been shown that I am no match for your all seeing, all knowing, omni-presence... the only veto should be yours.

The world would be a better place.

Alex

These triumphs and successes
Just lead to bigger messes
Once blessed and bound for glory
But that's another story

All your dreams will fall apart
Your fondest wishes too
And the fears you thought you conquered
Will be right here when they do

Whispers of a history
You’d left for dead and gone
Like the little bird who told me
That you ain’t no fuckin’ swan

Self-taught and -referential
Drunk on your own potential
That cruel and patient chuckling
Is just your inner duckling

Eager to expose you
For the hero that you’re not
And remind you in its lullabies
Of failures you’d forgot

Whispers of a history
You’d left for dead and gone
Like the little bird who told me
That you ain’t no fuckin’ swan

If you were really clever
You’d make it live forever
Pray God that when the drought hits
You get to keep the outfits

flattering me is not going to help you win debates about why "the nasty, scary world according to RawAlex" is coming to an end at the hands of stupid, foreign Republicans from another country.

do you sleep with a nightlight?

http://www.pleasurelabs.com/pics/america_sucks.jpg

I'm getting the feeling your in a musical mood today Vick :D

Well it’s early in the a.m. and I’m feelin’ kinda trashed
Somebody found a six-pack that he didn’t know he’d stashed
Said she'd fuck me for a Mickey, said she's fuck me for a light
She won’t be the only actress at this curtain call tonight

Secret smile in my eyes, a bonfire in my hair
And the lace upon her push-up bra reminds me why it’s there
It’s early in the morning and the sky is turning grey
And she's punching my ticket ’cause it’s Sadie Hawkins Day

Dress it up, baby — that girl’s no lady
And she doesn’t want to be ignored
Heart like granite — where’s the vodka, dammit?
When I’m stone cold sober I’m stone cold bored

JR, no flattery. There is no way I can match wits with you, your always SO RIGHT. You are the most observant person I know. You always have all the inside info, you are always in the know. Nothing I could ever add to a discussion would do anything except give you another chance to prove your superiority over everyone here.

I bow to your omnipitance. I am totally in awe.

Alex

how many times did you promise to ignore me?
you sound like very much like the Security Council already!
your a natural.

i am still waiting for your 1441 style "this is the absolutely, positively last time" resolution.

why are you so bitter, paranoid and submissive?

does your wife beat you?

http://www.pleasurelabs.com/pics/america_sucks.jpg

I wanna walk around
And kick the tires of your mind
Trace the laces to the places
And embrace them as they subtly unwind

JR, I am not ignoring you. Apparently even your omnipitance doesn't mean you always understand what I am saying.

I am not worthy. You are perfect. Please tell us all how to live. You are number 1, the best, all seeing, all knowing, dare I say godly? Your point of view is always correct. You are the man. You are the man.

Far from ignoring you, I am now hanging on your every word so that I can figure out how to fix my pathetic life. You have sold me, I want to profit from your total understanding of everything.

Alex

You’re wrong
And I’m right
And that won’t change
Not even if we fight

Just not too certain
About the points that you’re sure on
’Cause you know “negative feedback”
Is such an oxy-damned-moron

Alex,

here is the difference between you and me. i dont think my point of view is correct. i express my opinions and they are just opinions. i am just as quick to ridicule myself - which is something you have never done... or have even shown you are even capable of.

you dont try to debate or have conversations. you simply try to prove points to people. usually those points revolve around why Republicans are wrong, why Bush is wrong, the US is wrong or Americans are wrong. Thats your right. no one says you cant and no one opposes your right to do so. but if you cant take the heat... stop jumping into the fire.

right now, you sound like a bitter and immature third grader who is being picked on. so whats next? do you want to play hide and go seek? or do you want to ride my bicycle?

what can i do to help dry up those tears and turn that frown upside down? do you need a balloon? or a fresh diaper?

Shoplift ideology
So at a loss for leaders
When the flame-retardant books came out
They had to burn the readers
And the politicians’ patriotic pride
Seemed more convincing when they lied

Apparently Raw Alex's Penguin is not the only person spending time with Saddam....

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JR, no frown, no tears. It may be the happiest day in my life. I have come to understand that you are right (you always are) and I am wrong (I always am). Your are the man. I mean, comments made by most people are met not by logic but by belittling of the person. Obviously, none of us are up to your level, and anything we say is just going to be wrong anyway.

I bow down in awe to your absolute accuracy and total understanding of all issues at all times.

You are my hero.

Alex

JR, what more do you want? Are you bitter? I have told you that you are right, that I want to learn more from you, that you are my hero, and still you insist on insulting me and calling me names. Are you that petty?

Please don't tell me that the perfect man, the one that sees all and knows all isn't capable of accepting praise.

Alex

I can’t recant, you’re too enchanting
Raise my rent and rave my ranting
I’ll creep behind the keeper
As he sleeps beside the zebras of your mind

Alex, i am not bitter. i am just a little uncomfortable now, because your flirting and compliments are starting to confirm my earlier suspicions that you just want to fuck me.

you need to stop thinking about it. no matter how bad you want me, i am a heterosexual male and happily married and its just never gonna happen. sorry.

do you have that picture of Forest mooning the camera taped to your monitor right now?

The United Nations commitee on Human Rights, chaired by Libya are going to investigate the United States.

Does anyone even wonder why the UN has NO credibility?

What a joke!!!

Every night before I sleep
I wish upon a star
Someday that the UN might see things
The way they truly are

Here’s the thought that gets me
Out of bed and to the bar
Hussein's running out of safety nets
And France is the best so far

Vick es en Fuego!!!

:redance:

JR, you are quite paranoid.

I don't want to fuck you, I am not a homosexual. You seem very defensive. I am only agreeing with you in totality. Please understand that I am in awe of your knowledge and incredible perfect judgement. It isn't love, it isn't sexual. It is just awe.

I am only interested in learning more about the real answers to everything in the universe from the most omnipitant person I have ever met. The totallity of your knowledge is a little overwhelming, I will admit, but I will try my hardest to learn and improve my understanding of the world.

I am in awe of your understanding of all things. I hope to learn from reading a board that you are part of.

Alex

I can vouche for RawAlex's heterosexuality. The man is a poon-hound... I have seen him on the hunt!! :D

I just hope no one is looking at my :butt:

I got questionable motives
And a pre-ordained direction
I’m utopian by preference
But I’ll settle for perfection

Taste friends of every flavor
Evangelical and shifty
And if I can crack this open
I’m taking everybody with me

Alex, you are getting really repetitive and childish.

I have been hiding nervously behind my monitor anticipating that moment when you finally push the nuclear button of childish banter and play the all powerful "i know you are but what am i" card... but you appear to be saving that for your grande finale. good luck with that.

were you a hall monitor in school? i bet you were in charge of feeding the class hamster... if so, did you try to convince the class that the hamster was a democrat?


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Last edited by JR at Mar 19 2003, 06:24 AM

JR, I feel sorry for you. Just like Q on star trek, omnipitant and all knowing, yet unable to accept and understand the simple things. You are right, you know more than I ever will, I want to learn from your total and complete understanding of all things. Your total understanding of everything is like the grand unification theory of social and political life. I am but a student, I want to learn from you.

Your continued swipes at me cannot discourage me from my goal now: to learn from the very best. You know everything, so it is from you that I will learn. Please tell me more so that I can maybe one day approach your level of total understanding.

Alex

:zzz: anyone else hear Taps in the background?

And you can take your common sense
And head it out the door
If you have no confidence
In what you're fighting for
‘Cause I love you, baby
I just love me so much more

i will slow it down enough that even a "trekki" can understant it.

http://www.pleasurelabs.com/pics/me1.gif

JR, your attempts at humor don't diminish your obvious all seeing and all knowing. Please, can you return to the subject at hand (the UN in the case of this thread) and tell me more. I want to learn from the smartest and best informed person on the board. Please tell me more.

Alex

That would be ME - whatcha wanna know? :)

(I'm just glad you're calling him omnipotent instead of impotent - that would open up a whole 'nother can of worms...so to speak :awinky:)

Peaches, JR is just the most informed and best reasoned person I have ever read a post from. Reading his posts is like being in the room while the major decisions in the world are made. He understands the arab mined, the american mind, even the mind of the shoeless begger next to the empire state building.

He can not only recall history with the perfect clarity of first person experience, but he is able (with powers well beyond mine) to explain all future actions in the world. I am in total awe of his knowledge and abilities. I will be from now on a student of his writing. His insights and detailed accounts of all things in the world just serves to remind me how small I really am... how unknowing and how uninformed that I truly must be.

I will have to study his writings for the rest of my life to hope to be able to be the guy who scrapes up the wax that drips from the person who can barely hold a candle to his overwhelming knowledge.

Alex

This is the thread with all the things in it
This thread was written to impress Jodie Foster
Oh baby, work it all night long

That bottle of Aunt Jemima better stop talking to me
She’s making too much goddamned sense
She says, “How’d you get your head to be so big
And your body to be so little?”

And I don’t have the heart to rip her head off
And pour syrup on my pancakes
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
You’re not my problem — I’m my problem

Alex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you masturbating to my posts?

:blink:

No JR, don't consider things always in a sexual or insulting nature. I am just admitting that you are obvious way more intelligent than me, way better informed, and with a complete understanding of everything. I want to learn from your writings, so that one day I can be intelligent enough to be the bathroom cleaner of the guy who cleans your clothing. One day I will merit this if I work very hard and understand all the truths that you speak.

You understand everything, it could take many lifetimes for me to undestand everything you take for granted as common knowledge.

I wait for you to post some other great truths so that I can start to learn.

Alex