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cj 11-19-2002 10:22 PM

cj,
how do you know?
you never worked there!
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correct, i'm placing my assumptions purely on 2 examples of women who have left to go onto bigger and better things ...

MarkTiarra 11-19-2002 10:24 PM

I'd like to pull a Yogananda and just consciously check out during a meditation. =] Feelin' good.. but I'm done here. See ya'll on the other side of focus. =]

cj 11-19-2002 10:29 PM

you smoking that funny grass stuff there mark?

:D

SykkBoy 11-19-2002 10:37 PM

I just hope, when I die, it's not printed in the newspaper by profession...

I don't want "Pornographer dies in a pool of urine and blood, Mysterious baseball bat found at the scene"

I'd prefer "Humanitarian with large tool's head found in dumpster....no suspects so far..."

Tonda_WEGCash 11-19-2002 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Nov 19 2002, 10:30 PM
cj,
how do you know?
you never worked there!
------

correct, i'm placing my assumptions purely on 2 examples of women who have left to go onto bigger and better things ...

Hmmm...Ponders for a moment....Hmmmm.

Maybe? No, it couldn't be.


I wonder who those girls are???

Lisa 11-19-2002 11:58 PM

Can you die of sexual deprivation? :unsure:

cj 11-20-2002 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tonda_WEGCash+Nov 20 2002, 12:00 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tonda_WEGCash @ Nov 20 2002, 12:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--cj@Nov 19 2002, 10:30 PM
cj,
how do you know?
you never worked there!
------

correct, i'm placing my assumptions purely on 2 examples of women who have left to go onto bigger and better things ...

Hmmm...Ponders for a moment....Hmmmm.

Maybe? No, it couldn't be.


I wonder who those girls are???[/b][/quote]
my mistake tonda, i thought greg had left .... ;-))))

-= JR =- 11-20-2002 04:18 AM

:unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure:
:unsure: i am gonna die? :unsure:
:unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure:

Winetalk.com 11-20-2002 04:23 AM

where is the life insurance salesman when you need one?

voodooman 11-20-2002 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa@Nov 20 2002, 12:06 AM
Can you die of sexual deprivation? :unsure:
Look at me, Obviously NOT.
:(

Edd 11-20-2002 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa@Nov 20 2002, 12:06 AM
Can you die of sexual deprivation? :unsure:
You need something, Lisa? :yowsa:

Lisa 11-20-2002 04:32 PM

Quote:

Look at me, Obviously NOT.
Good point. :nyanya:


Quote:

You need something, Lisa?
SomeTHING I have...thanks to Todd. :P SomeONE might be nice. :rolleyes:

Peaches 11-20-2002 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by Lisa@Nov 20 2002, 05:40 PM
SomeTHING I have...thanks to Todd. :P SomeONE might be nice. :rolleyes:
Oh, c'mon - there's no need for someONE when you have someTHING :bjump:

Todd has been responsible for the continued plethora of bachelorettes in the adult webmaster industry :rokk:

Edd 11-20-2002 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Nov 20 2002, 04:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Nov 20 2002, 04:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Lisa@Nov 20 2002, 05:40 PM
SomeTHING I have...thanks to Todd. :P SomeONE might be nice. :rolleyes:
Oh, c'mon - there's no need for someONE when you have someTHING :bjump:

Todd has been responsible for the continued plethora of bachelorettes in the adult webmaster industry :rokk:[/b][/quote]
Now Peaches - don't put limits on yourself or Lisa! Why settle for one when you can have BOTH!! :awinky:

cj 11-20-2002 06:21 PM

Now Peaches - don't put limits on yourself or Lisa! Why settle for one when you can have BOTH!!
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OR

why settle on 1 someTHING when you can have a whole shelf full of someTHINGS!! (and a someONE cleaning the pool)

gigi 11-20-2002 06:36 PM

Quote:

A teacher at school once said drowning is supposed to be quite pleasant :o

dunno why that one stayed with me... can't recall much else about him ;-)

Man, I heard the other way around.....that drowning was one of the worst ways to go.....

Quote:

I will shuffle off this mortal coil quietly in my sleep at Mr. Edd's Geisha House and Tea Emporium on a bed of 40 naked japanese girls. The coroner will be unable to remove the smile from my face, and my remains will be placed in my private supercollider and vaporized in a massive implosion that will create "eddquarks" that disrupt the space-time continuium ripping a hole in the 4th and 6th dimensions.
I'm going the same way as Edd....except replace the 40 naked japanese girls with 40 males someONE's who are skilled with someTHINGS.... :yowsa:

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Most guys want to go in mid coitus. It probably is the best way to go but i can't get over the embarassment of it all, lying there stone cold dead with a hardon and the emergency medical people showing up.
My dog did this. 11 years old...humping my english mastiff who was in her first heat.....it was a very difficult day for us (and we still miss him).....but the fact is he keeled over while 'doing it'....and that just seemed to make it a whole lot easier to take.... :awinky:

voodooman 11-20-2002 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Nov 20 2002, 04:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Nov 20 2002, 04:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Lisa@Nov 20 2002, 05:40 PM
SomeTHING I have...thanks to Todd. :P SomeONE might be nice. :rolleyes:
Oh, c'mon - there's no need for someONE when you have someTHING :bjump:

Todd has been responsible for the continued plethora of bachelorettes in the adult webmaster industry :rokk:[/b][/quote]
<cough>

Bulllllllllllllshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:angry:

cj 11-20-2002 07:24 PM

Todd has been responsible for the continued plethora of bachelorettes in the adult webmaster industry
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i agree its bullshit voodoo

everyone knows your the reason why women in the industry stay single!!!

:P

Cal 11-20-2002 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Nov 20 2002, 04:32 PM

i agree its bullshit voodoo

everyone knows your the reason why women in the industry stay single!!!

:P

Hahaaaa!

They say some of the most dangerous man-eating creatures can be found off the shores of Australia.

Apparently one of them escaped and made her way here.

:yowsa:

C.

cj 11-20-2002 07:37 PM

nope!
i'm still on the shores of australia ;-)))

isn't the internet wonderful?!?



voodoo knows i love him, he just leaves himself open for an easy target ;-))) I personally think he likes the attention

Toolz 11-20-2002 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa@Nov 20 2002, 01:40 PM
Quote:

Look at me, Obviously NOT.
Good point. :nyanya:


Quote:

You need something, Lisa?
SomeTHING I have...thanks to Todd. :P SomeONE might be nice. :rolleyes:

So what I gather is you're looking for SOMEthing on SOMEone?

So just Some? That seems to simplify the whole equation :)

cj 11-20-2002 08:20 PM

toolz, you got it ;-)

*some* of anything is basically what we are trying to say here ;-))))

Edd 11-21-2002 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gigi@Nov 20 2002, 06:44 PM
Quote:

I will shuffle off this mortal coil quietly in my sleep at Mr. Edd's Geisha House and Tea Emporium on a bed of 40 naked japanese girls. The coroner will be unable to remove the smile from my face, and my remains will be placed in my private supercollider and vaporized in a massive implosion that will create "eddquarks" that disrupt the space-time continuium ripping a hole in the 4th and 6th dimensions.
I'm going the same way as Edd....except replace the 40 naked japanese girls with 40 males someONE's who are skilled with someTHINGS.... :yowsa:

Gigi - I'll reserve the room next to mine just for you! :P

gigi 11-21-2002 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Edd+Nov 21 2002, 09:28 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Edd @ Nov 21 2002, 09:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--gigi@Nov 20 2002, 06:44 PM
Quote:

I will shuffle off this mortal coil quietly in my sleep at Mr. Edd's Geisha House and Tea Emporium on a bed of 40 naked japanese girls. The coroner will be unable to remove the smile from my face, and my remains will be placed in my private supercollider and vaporized in a massive implosion that will create "eddquarks" that disrupt the space-time continuium ripping a hole in the 4th and 6th dimensions.
I'm going the same way as Edd....except replace the 40 naked japanese girls with 40 males someONE's who are skilled with someTHINGS.... :yowsa:

Gigi - I'll reserve the room next to mine just for you! :P[/b][/quote]

Thanks Edd!

And can you please make sure my room is south facing? My "gigiquarks" will perform much better. :biglaugh:



Last edited by gigi at Nov 21 2002, 11:39 AM


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